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Quote# 9459

[One Christian speaking to another]

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

Troy, Bibliocality 913 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 17
WTF?! || meh

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Gerard

The thread seems to be unacessable for non members, but the rest of the site is quite funny. He bans anyone who argues.

2/7/2006 11:00:43 PM

David D.G.

I propose a combination award for this one: \"The One True Non-Contradictory Scotsman\" Grand Prize.


~David D.G.

2/7/2006 11:11:54 PM

Yahweh

Of course, after he bans everyone before they have a chance to get anything in edgewise, he declares victory that no evil atheists have been able to disprove his silly 4-step proof of God.

2/7/2006 11:12:09 PM

AWP

Irony overload!!!

2/7/2006 11:31:51 PM

Crosis

Anyone remember the Warner Bros cartoons where a plane would be in a total nose dive and the altitude meter would be spinning out of control, then it would stop on some silly message?

My irony meter just did that. It ran up to 50, displayed \"HOLY SHIT\", then gave up the ghost.

2/7/2006 11:34:46 PM

Bum

Everyone HAS to read that 4-proof step. He has so many unfounded premises within it and, in fact, misinterpretations of the refutations (after he warns us not to misintrepret!) that it's actually hilarious. I found a new and distinct error in each step. I'd post to refute for him, but he seems to pull the tactic of \"that's not really what I meant, and I'll just ban you!\" to face any opposition.

2/7/2006 11:54:19 PM

NonHomogenized

Yeah... I'm gonna have to nominate this for the \"Death by Irony Overdose\" award.

And while I'm sure it's possible, I can't imagine a post better suited to that award.

2/8/2006 12:07:49 AM

the_ignored

Get a load of this thread on Theology Web, where even other christians laugh at that guy!

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showpost.php?p=1318462&postcount=23

2/8/2006 12:55:20 AM

gregfl

Troy's 4 step proof of god may be the absolute stupidist thing I have ever seen.

It is only saved by his totally detached-from-reality responses to his \"proof\".


2/8/2006 1:22:23 AM

DrunkMonkey

Just do a search for \"banned\"

35 results.

2/8/2006 1:50:05 AM

Julian

Hmmmmm,

Could anyone imagine Heaven with this guy at the Pearly Gates doing St Peter's job?

Be mighty empty.....

2/8/2006 1:57:26 AM

DrunkMonkey

Interesting...

Whois:

Registrant:
Troy Brooks
201 Graham Brooks
Sherwood Park, Alberta T8A 3N8
Canada

Registered through: Rhema Concepts
Domain Name: BIBLOCALITY.COM
Created on: 18-Apr-05
Expires on: 18-Apr-07
Last Updated on: 26-Sep-05

Administrative Contact:
Brooks, Troy INFO@RHEMACONCEPTS.NET
201 Graham Brooks
Sherwood Park, Alberta T8A 3N8
Canada
7804670315

Technical Contact:
Brooks, Troy INFO@RHEMACONCEPTS.NET
201 Graham Brooks
Sherwood Park, Alberta T8A 3N8
Canada
7804670315

Domain servers in listed order:
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NS2.HOSTDONE.COM

2/8/2006 2:02:26 AM

never been there

Nooooo! It's not true! He can't be Canadian!!!!

Well, he's Albertan, so we deny him anyway.

2/8/2006 2:17:23 AM

CT

Ah... good old Troy.

I remember him well from Ex-Christian.net where he ended up registering 3 times in quick sucession, (claiming that he was being banned really quickly... all his accounts are still valid there) and banned anyone who found his forum.

Though it's a new forum he's got now... wonder what happened to the old one?

2/8/2006 2:59:59 AM

Jeremy

Could someone just post his \"proof?\" I don't want to sign up for his forum.

2/8/2006 3:43:27 AM

Bum

Jeremy: http://www3.telus.net/trbrooks/perfectproof.htm

2/8/2006 5:15:27 AM

Crosis

I couldn't even make it through the first \"step\" before my brain tried to escape. So many buried premises (most of which are demonstrably false, some so obvious they shouldn't even *need* to be demonstrated false), so many unwarranted leaps of logic, so much arrogance.

2/8/2006 5:47:54 AM

manibeaux

Yes, unlike you, Troy, who ARE a Christian because you don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

Oh wait.

2/8/2006 1:26:19 PM

Jade

My irony meter just shattered into a million pieces.

I say we just get a giant arena and let them just fight it out with each other. Put it on pay-per-view TV and we'd make MILLIONS.

2/8/2006 3:29:41 PM

TDR

wait. Sorry. Re-reading that. What? Wait. What?

Irony overdose award fifteenth-ed

2/8/2006 4:17:05 PM

Troy

4 Step Proof for God of the Bible

$10,000 U.S. is being offered to the first person who can overturn the perfect proof for God of the Bible.

The reason for this offer is to show that, still, no agnostic/atheist can find fault with the Proof. In the work world, if someone offers you $10,000 to perform a task, most who seek employment needing the work would do the work, but the atheist/agnostic does not when it comes to their faith because it is blind faith. It would be an impossible task. In the work world, the non-believer would have been fired, how much more in God's kingdom?

All previous attempts have been removed, because they all had some flaw. Only new arguments will be allowed.

The only stipulation is the challenger must present his or her case at Biblocality Forums in this thread.

Oh, by the way, if you get crass and abusive, you're banned. This includes nicknames, emails, self-declarations, being ignorant (belligerent), and lying on the 18 questions at registration also found under \"Edit Profile\". If there is no love, then all your efforts are in vain stemming from self.

2/8/2006 6:02:56 PM

Troy

http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?t=544

2/8/2006 6:03:24 PM

Peter

I've read five or six threads on that site and have yet to see a response of Troy's to another user's comment that does not involve claiming that the commenter is non-christian and/or banning them.

I mean, they don't even have to argue. Troy may as well put an autoresponse to any comment with the '?' character in it that says \"No christian would think that\" and autobans them. I'm surprised he has a site at all.

2/8/2006 6:24:02 PM

King Spirula

I'm betting that Troy would manage to shoot himself in the head with an unloaded gun.

2/8/2006 8:17:48 PM

manibeaux

WTF is a \"self-declaration\"? And how are you supposed to know whether you're advancing a new argument if all the previous attempts have been removed?

I love the perversion of the JREF challenge though, completely twisted beyond recognition. Burden of proof, buddy. Look it up.

2/8/2006 8:53:40 PM
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