ersonally, I think nitrogen and 2 others has
no way of forming life...... Miller used in his experiement that
can bring up life..... and even biking. I am reading a story and
I was T boned by a source, and the presence of one must mean the
presence of both will mean the presence of both will mean the presence
of the muck and crap of my eyes to show me what appealed to me that
you have to gain by placing an imaginary being that you decided to
shut your mind that what The Riddle of Epicurus. Let us, for the
world are "not christian" then?Yeah, but that's where capital letters
come in. All believers are saints, but not all saints are Saints.
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“Society is unattainable,” says Marx; however, according to Hubbard, it is not so much society that is unattainable, but rather the rubicon, and subsequent stasis, of society. In a sense, a number of theories concerning social realism may be discovered. Bailey implies that the works of Joyce are empowering. In the works of Smith, a predominant concept is the distinction between within and without. But the subject is interpolated into a neotextual capitalism that includes culture as a totality. The characteristic theme of Tilton’s essay on postcultural discourse is not narrative, as Lyotard would have it, but neonarrative. However, Baudrillard’s model of neotextual capitalism states that language is used to reinforce hierarchy. The subject is contextualised into a capitalist paradigm of context that includes truth as a whole. Therefore, any number of constructions concerning the difference between society and class exist. The subject is interpolated into a cultural paradigm of discourse that includes consciousness as a paradox.
I read 4 different subjects with no transitions in between ... or was it 5? Maybe 3?
Actually, strike that, I have no fucking idea what this guy is going on about. But that's ok, because I don't think he does either.
Half way though reading this I had to wipe my eyes and start over. It didn't help. Reading this makes me feel intoxicated: Nothing makes sense, my brain fogs over, and I feel like I'm missing something...
LLH
Machine translations are imperfect. Single-tired-person translations may be equally flawed. Any translation's validity is contingent on the original passage making sense in the first place. Fundiebabble to English translator now engaged.
Translation:
Personally, I think nitrogen and two other [chemicals?] cannot form life. Miller performed an experiment which showed that mixing nitrogen with two other chemicals can produce life forms which are capable of biking. After reading about this, I saw the source. The existance of the source and the subsequent existance of the story show me why you like to be an athiest, and invent false gods like the Riddle of Epicurus. "Let us do this," the athiests say, "since most of the world is not Christian?" Well, everyone who believes in a god believes in a god, but not everyone who believes in a god is good. [assumes, perhaps, that "good" is equated with belief in the Christian god.]
Well, it's still not very coherent. And, I don't think this translation is very good. Still, though, I believe it covers the general idea.
With a little tweaking, this has been made gramatically correct. (Roughly.) (Spelling untouched.)
Personally, I think nitrogen and 2 others cannot form life. Miller used them in his experiement that
brought up life, and even biking. I am reading a story and
I was T boned by a source. The presence of one must mean the
presence of both. The presence of both will mean the presence
of the muck and crap of my eyes to show me what
you have to gain by placing an imaginary being and why you decided to
shut your mind and invent The Riddle of Epicurus. Let us, you say, for the
world are "not Christian" then? Yeah, but that's where capital letters
come in. All believers are saints, but not all saints are Saints.
Well, now it's grammatically correct, roughly. It still doesn't make any sense.
Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!
Don't look now. I'm just a friendly reminder.
Somehow, all religious babble more or less boils down to this. What funny things you can do with the English langauge!
Actually, the passage makes sense to ME, but keep in mind: I'm a song from the sixties, and I was raised by a cup of coffee. (A compound sentence which is gramatically correct but makes no sense.)
Does anyone else picture this guy with a jumping bowler derby and a blue Homsar shirt?
in response to a WTF? comment he goes on to say:
"dONT worry sierra, its all true its all there i wouldnt dispute it i can win any argument. also i am always right as most people here know which is why they call me a good christian evne when i say some stuff on the atheist side but everyone has their bad days, you know? i certainly know which is why i post stuff like this just to get the truth out to all you folk who are christians and dont really have a clue unlike me. some days i am really smart and other days im a recovering narcoplieptci addict who needs to take a break sometimes. so in conclusion, screw off and go see a psychothereapist BECAUSE U OBVIOUSLY NEED ONE!!!"
The fundie quotes on here are hysterical, but this case sounds like someone with a genuine medical condition. I'm no doctor, but that text clearly goes way beyond attention deficit disorder. It sounds like thoughts racing too fast to coherently function.
Most fundies are screwed up beyond hope and useful for nothing more than entertainment and ridicule, but I think Lex Luthor here would genuinely respond to proper medication. It's certainly *possible* that Lex would turn out to be a typical semi-coherent fundie on medication, but it is quite likely that on medication he'd be reasonable rational "mainstream Christian". Heck, it's even conceivable he'd turn out to be an atheist on medication. In fact he mentions having an "atheist side" in one of his other posts.
This is not someone with a mind broken by fundyism. This is someone suffering a biochemical imbalance. Lex does not need psychotherapy. Lex needs medication.
Well, I find it to be perfectly lucid. That's why I'll be rooting for the Saints this season... Screw the rest of the NFL!
By the way, there is NO pot on this planet that could mess up a mind this badly. I think he's been chewing on the belladonna berries out in the backyard.
My IQ... has gone down just reading this... thing...
Thank you Lex Luthor, you bring "completely incoherent ramblings" to a completely new level.
Wait, how can this be fundy? No-one, including himself, appears to know what the fuck he's talking about.
Uh, Lex, you left a couple of Markov chains hanging there. You wanna go and tie them up for us? That'd be great, mmmkay?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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