how can you not believe in God?? wake up and smell the coffee hello look around you. look at this world you live in look at ever something likea flower. and how can you believe in saturn and not Jesus Christ.
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Hmmm, she makes a good point. How can you believe in a planet and not believe in Jesus?
Unless she means the actual Roman God Saturn. Then I ask, "How can you believe in Jesus Christ and not Saturn?"
wake up and smell the coffee hello look around you. look at this world you live in look at ever something likea flower.
Your perception proves nothing. You may think the world cannot be coincidence, but mathematics are more reliable than your gut feeling.
Now YOU wake up... NEO.
I believe in Saturn. I also believe in Pluto, he's Mickey Mouse's dog.
Don't know what Jesus has to do with any of it, though. The former is a product of the big bang, the latter a product of Walt Disney's imagination.
I have seen a flower. And Saturn and Titan, and Jupiter and the four Galilean moons. They are all beautiful in their own way, and all were here long before I was. How can you believe they were created by God for my personal enjoyment?
because I can see Saturn and we know for a fact that it exists. twas the Jesus-freaks who denied the existence of other planets until we proved them wrong.
wait..you're not saying Saturn doesn't exist, are you?
The astronomers who promote the existence of Saturn can provide visual and mathematical evidence of its existence. Furthermore, they do not insist on trying to tell me how to live, how to raise my children, or why I should join their righteous crusade to make the lives of my gay neighbors miserable.
"How can you not believe in Shiva? Wake up and smell the coffee. Hello, look around you, look at this world you live in, look at something like a flower. How can you believe in Saturn and not Krishna?"
Sorry, couldn't help myself; I had to correct the errors.
Confused?
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