The idea of their being a, you know, a little mud hole and two mosquitoes get together and the next thing you know you have a human being— is completely at odds with, you know, one of the laws of thermodynamics which is the law of, of.. in essence, destruction.
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Appaling. Really, politicians who behave like idiots should be made to pay on election day. This should be used against him. Talking about science using notions taken from Kent Hovind should make people look what they are! Stupid!! He's just repeating what some nut told him. Unfortunately this will probably only help him
>>"The idea of their being a, you know, a little mud hole and two mosquitoes get together and the next thing you know you have a human being"<<
Oh, absolutely, right on the nose. I've never seen a better summary of human evolution in my life. That's SOOOOOOOO what scientists believe, its like you copied that very sentence out of an evolutionary biologists dissertation.
Right on the nose.
That's it. I'm going into politics. If this moron can make it I damn well can. The pay is probably pretty good, people look up to you, you get to spout off total nonsense about things you know nothing about and maybe one day be President of the U.S. all without being able to comprehend a theory taught in high school.
Who says you need an education to get anywhere in life?
So, is that the fourth law of thermodynamics?
"4. In any closed system, it is true that, uh, er... DESTRUCTION."
I'm sorry, I think I missed that one in my textbook.
You know, well, yeah, I mean, it is with, you know, well, you know, don't you?
I'd laugh if it weren't for the fact I am forced to live in this state right now due to financial reasons. He's up for re-election this year, but so far I haven't heard who is running against him. I've seen signs for another Republican named Linda Lovelace and all I can think of "Is she related to that lady who did 'Deepthroat'?"
But yeah, I went to school with a girl who believed the earth was 6,000 years old, men walked with dinosaurs, witches really flew around on brooms to prepare them for sexual intercourse, and all these other bizarre theories. She's now a TEACHER at the local middle school. So glad we're going to be moving out of this state before my son starts school in a couple of years.
Jade, you have my sympathies. It truly astounds me what kinds of people become teachers.
I had a grade-school teacher who believed that we were being visited by aliens in UFOs and that Atlantis sank itself by immoral use of the laser, and I had an 8th-grade Earth science teacher (actually drill team coach) who claimed that gravity was the result of a planet spinning on its axis.
Public school is a minefield for the intellectually unwary; so are religious private schools, but at least there, you already know where most of the mines are.
~David D.G.
Actually, I wouldn't mind babbling like a cretin if it would get me into power. In some countries, you actually need an army to get any form of political recognition. Here, you just have to find the local branch of delusion and say it.
The way you, uh, the way you stutter, you know, Mark, um, makes you sound like, you know, William H. Macy in "Fargo", and, and, the last thing you need is, um, something that, you know, compels people to take you LESS seriously.
You and you're tiny, fucking mind. How the hell did you ever attain public office? Oh. Wait. I forgot. South Carolina. They're nearly all witless, god-bothering, bible-humping "Deliverance' extras who are as mind-numbingly stupid as you are. That explains it.
The United States must be the ultimate paradox. How can a country which could put men on the moon elect imbeciles like this to high office?
I know it's South bloody Carolina, but it still makes no sense to me.
Confused?
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