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Etienne: Yes if witty words were responsible for creating an objective universe then Hitchens would be god. But witty words and subtle phraseology is simply a mechanism satan uses to deceive the unscientific [evolutionists], irrational and gullible amongst us. Or should I rather say the God haters around us who would rather live for self than God, those who would rather choose sin than to surrender!
Hitchens, Hawking, Dawkins and the other 150 reviewers understands nothing about the nature of philosophy or reality. And how can this Christian [I] make such a bold or objectively true statement? Because the atheist has no final authority in the universe concerning all matters of faith and practice, He can only borrow presuppositions from the Christian worldview to make his own irrational and satanic worldview seem more plausible. Thus every atheist is a thief as well.
Has any atheist refuted Dr Craigs moral argument for the existence of God. Dr William Lane Craig makes a spectacle out of atheism and atheists. Every atheist is also deep down inside a believer in God; he merely suppresses that objective fact in unrighteousness as God states in His Word, the King James Bible.
Presently every atheist is portable only because he can use the legs God gave him, he can only reason because God has given him a mind to reason with, but things will drastically change in the next life! There, in absolute blackness, he will be stationary, suffering the wrath of God for all of eternity. What a deal. And who said atheism doesn't have something positive to offer its religious followers!

William: Good luck when you stand before the God our father!
Your non belief however nicely spoken is wrong, wasted education. I believe you have already had your time before our God. I am sorry for those who do not believe !

brandon: Go to church. God is watching you. Buying this book is a direct path to Hell. Don't waste your time or money. Test the scientific evidence, pray to God and you will be saved.

Etienne, William Bobbitt & brandon delozier, Amazon's customer reviews for "The Portable Atheist" 54 Comments [6/10/2013 3:26:41 AM]
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John_in_Oz

I scientifically tested God instead. "God, if you're there, please kill these three morons."

Did it work?

6/10/2013 3:39:11 AM

MadmanJohnson

Same here. Then again, Sonichu is proof of the absence of a just god.

6/10/2013 4:06:00 AM

Arctic Knight

If there is a god and if I ever meet it, I will be sure to give it the opportunity to apologize.

6/10/2013 4:13:21 AM



P-G IDiot to step in with his worship of W. L. Craig in 3...2...

6/10/2013 4:19:04 AM

Phillip-George(c)2013

Who here has listened to a single lecture or debate with William Lane Craig?

But you'll chime in as experts.

6/10/2013 5:03:48 AM

michael3ov

@PG

I have listened to multiple debates and lectures of Craig and to be honest his strawmen, non sequiturs, and frequent sophism gets boring very quickly.

We can't forget his favorite, petitio principii.

6/10/2013 5:32:48 AM

Sicko

PG has a hard on for kent hovind. I bet he's got some nasty rule 34 porn of hovind, ham, and comfort going at it like a bunch of gay beasts. William L. Craig is the cameraman. It's gonzo porn.

6/10/2013 5:50:43 AM

pete

I'll see your "moral argument for the existence of God" and raise you the problem of evil.

BTW. If there is actually a Word of God would it not be contained in the Dead Sea scrolls rather than the revisions of the KJV?

6/10/2013 5:55:31 AM

His4Life

Well, Hitchens is a believer in Christ now. :)

6/10/2013 6:07:41 AM

Doubting Thomas

Wait, are you saying that Stephen Hawking understands nothing about the nature of reality?

6/10/2013 6:10:47 AM

Adey

Yes, P-G IDiot, as predicted in you jump to protect your new boyfriend.
I have listened to WLC debates where he lies, Gish gallops and never refutes any of the points against him. Also he beats animals for fun because they don't feel pain, you know.

6/10/2013 6:27:22 AM

Adey

Double post,sorry.

6/10/2013 6:28:46 AM

Prager

I have a simple solution: if you don't like the title of a book then don't look at it and certainly don't read it!

6/10/2013 7:16:49 AM

Papabear

Hitchens, Hawking, Dawkins know nothing of reality? Mighty bold words for someone as patently reality-challenged as you.

Your cute little "every atheist is a thief" babble hinges upon the existence of God which you and your pals have consistently failed to prove.

In the same vein "God states in His Word" is a worthless statement until you show God exists and that the Bible is "His Word." That the Bible says it is is not proof. It IS amusing that you proclaim the KJV is the Word of God excluding all other translations.

6/10/2013 7:21:08 AM

Mister Spak

And how can this Christian [I] make such a bold or objectively true statement? Because that's what christian do - we combine total certitude in what we say with total ignorance of what we're talking about.

6/10/2013 7:54:56 AM

Argle Bargle

>But witty words and subtle phraseology is simply a mechanism satan uses to deceive[...]

Clearly, we need to listen those who use boorish intimidation, logical fallacies and shaky analogies if we want to hear the truth[tm].

6/10/2013 8:35:01 AM

gravematter

"Because the atheist has no final authority in the universe concerning all matters of faith and practice"
Sorry, and you do? You believe god created atheists, wonderful. As an argument against atheism, however, this is bizarre.To be honest, if god created atheists, then he knows them, and he knows why they're atheists, and why they believe what they do. If god exists, and he's a just god, then I won't need to explain my beliefs to him, he'll already understand them. He'll know I've tried to live a good life, and if he's not interested in that, and still wants to send me to hell, well screw him.
Seriously, this whole "atheists wouldn't exist if it wasn't for god" is so laughable as an argument I can't believe it's still being used.

6/10/2013 8:38:12 AM

farpadokly

"the atheist has no final authority" The final authority is our own reason. We don't borrow presuppositions from Christianity because that same reason was exercised by (for instance) the pagan Greeks who pre-date Christianity.

"Has any atheist refuted Dr Craigs moral argument for the existence of God". Yes. There are at least perfectly valid criticisms of it strewn all over the internet.

6/10/2013 8:56:04 AM

Mister Spak

@His4Life:

"Well, Hitchens is a believer in Christ now. :)"

Well you will soon be a believer in Allah:D



6/10/2013 9:18:35 AM

emau99

And how can this Christian [I] make such a bold or objectively true statement?

Because you’re a bigoted idiot who’s completely divorced herself from reality? If you don’t like my answer, maybe you shouldn’t ask the question.

Because the atheist has no final authority in the universe concerning all matters of faith and practice, He can only borrow presuppositions from the Christian worldview to make his own irrational and satanic worldview seem more plausible. Thus every atheist is a thief as well.

Considering that atheism predates Christianity, I’m going to have to call BS on that claim.

Oh, and fuck you for the ad hominem attack. I’m a thief, eh? Ever hear of Mithras? How about the pagan roots of Christian Easter and Christmas celebrations? Look them up.

Every atheist is also deep down inside a believer in God; he merely suppresses that objective fact in unrighteousness as God states in His Word, the King James Bible.

Do you believe in Zeus? That’s a yes or no question. Choose your answer carefully, Etienne.

Presently every atheist is portable only because he can use the legs God gave him, he can only reason because God has given him a mind to reason with, but things will drastically change in the next life! There, in absolute blackness, he will be stationary, suffering the wrath of God for all of eternity.

Prove it. Any of it. What’s that? You can’t back any of this shit up? Well, then maybe you shouldn’t be such a catty bitch about it.

And who said atheism doesn't have something positive to offer its religious followers!

Well, Etienne, if your self-righteous snarkiness is an example of the best that Christianity has to offer, I have to say that you’re not making a very effective argument in its favor.

Oh, and atheism isn’t a religion, and it doesn’t have followers. You’re welcome.

Bitch.

6/10/2013 9:28:05 AM

Hasan Prishtina

He can only borrow presuppositions from the Christian worldview to make his own irrational and satanic worldview seem more plausible. Thus every atheist is a thief as well.

So there's no such thing as an atheist who doesn't have a background in the Christian worldview? That'll come as news to the atheist Jews and Muslims I know.

Presently every atheist is portable only because he can use the legs God gave him

Small point, but even if he had no legs, he would still be portable. Look it up.

6/10/2013 10:40:22 AM

Filin De Blanc

William Lane Craig is the same guy who has a quote posted here where he basically says that killing someone is always morally acceptable because either they deserve it or you'll send them to Heaven. I'm not going to listen him about morals, ever.

6/10/2013 11:15:15 AM

Old Viking

Craig doesn't debate. He spouts. And the term "God is watching you" should be used only when it is preceded by an ominous organ chord.

6/10/2013 12:06:37 PM

fishtank

this just makes me smile.

craig is about as credible and spellbinding as hovind.

6/10/2013 12:59:40 PM



No doubt each of these three thinks the other two are going to hell for not being part of god's chosen few in the one and only true church of insert-name-here.

6/10/2013 1:31:08 PM
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