Omnipotent doesnt mean somone can do whatever they want but, that they have the ability to do anything.
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What the fuck? Let me get this straight, your god can't do whatever he wants, but he has the ability to do whatever he wants? Wow, I can't argue with that brilliant piece of logic.
look, I can do nothing all at once.
er, let me try again.
Hey, I am powerfull enough to not be able to not do anything not powerfull.
Do these fundies have any idea how they twist logic in order to fit their impossible omni god?
I nominate this simpleton post for the contradiction award.
I think he meant that God has the limits of having to be Good- he can't do Evil, even though He's omnipotent.
Which means that, yes, it's a direct contradiction- but still pretty good for Myspace. Period, proper spelling, the typo on "doesnt" is the only problem I can see...
So, your god is powerful enough to end the crisis in Darfur, bring about the end of Ireland's Catholic-Protestant conflict, end world hunger, etc. But...he doesn't want to. Even though the people are begging him for help. In fact, it seems like he doesn't care about his own creation.
You sure you don't actually worship a cold, distant, impersonal god, or worse, Cthulhu?
This is sooo stupid. It's as filled with wisdom and meaning as the quote* "The who-whatting-how-with-huh?", but not as filled with the funny.
*From my god Joss Whedon and his Buffy tVS, "Intervention" (episode 5:18).
So, he can't, but he can.
Fundie logic in a nutshell.
@ Elia
In fact, it seems like he doesn't care about his own creation.
I like one of the Simpsons episodes where Homer builds some useless piece of shit and says;
"Dohh, I'm like God; I hate my own creation".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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