I think the antichrist will be gay. The Bible says in Daniel 11:37 "Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all."
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Yeah, it doesn't explicitly mention that this thing will go for men either. Maybe he's celibate.
Sure, the Anti Christ is gay, so is Hitler, the guy upstairs that plays the loud music, the woman who took your parking space, those teenagers who mouthed off to you, Sponge Bob Squarepants, figure skaters, girl's gum teachers, florists, everybody you don't like, your Aunt Margaret, Fundie Preachers,Cheney's daughter, me. Check carefully, you may even be gay yourself; if so YOU MAY BE THE ANTI-CHRIST. I suggest a biblical cure, please feel free to beat yourself around the head and ears with an iron rod.
I love how all fundamentalist christians seem to ignore Revelation 13: "13:3 And the whole world followed the beast in amazement; 13:4 they worshiped the dragon because he had given ruling authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast too, saying: "Who is like the beast?" and "Who is able to make war against him?"
Damien is gay? Hoo, boy, they should make another Omen movie then, be it a sequel, prequel, or a collection of missing scenes!
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