i think abortion is wrong, if all the women aborted when they got knocked up then most of the people i know wouldnt be here.
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>>"i think abortion is wrong, if all the women aborted when they got knocked up then most of the people i know wouldnt be here."<<
Just imagine if all those women used birth control, or if they all had waited just one night to have sex? No friends for you, therefore birth control and abstinence are the devil.
"Why do some people think that if abortion is legal EVERYONE will do it EVERY TIME they get pregnant? Do they give away free lollipops at the clinic or something?"
I've often wondered that. Is there some promotional thing that abortion clinics are doing that I'm not aware of?
"Two abortions for the price of one!" Or, "Here at Dr. Evil's abortion clinic every third abortion is free because we *love* repeat customers!" Better yet, "Bring a friend and get a free toaster!"
I wonder who pigeonbrain hangs out with. Apparently there are aborted fetuses that survive, or some people are spontaneously generated, because he/she states "if ALL the women aborted when they got knocked up then MOST of the people I know wouldn't be here".
"Just imagine if all those women used birth control, or if they all had waited just one night to have sex? No friends for you, therefore birth control and abstinence are the devil."
No, Yahweh, pigeon doesn't have any friends, regardless. But most of the people it knows wouldn't be here if all women always got abortions when pregnant.
Although, being a quote from Myspace, I doubt the veracity of that statement, too. I suspect many of them WERE aborted (or, at least, an attempt to abort them was made), and they just didn't die when the brain was removed...
Wait, does this mean that resistance to abortion methods is a selection pressure? Whee! In your face, pigeon, I think you just demonstrated natural selection!
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NO ONE IS SAYING ALL WOMEN SHOULD HAVE ABORTIONS! WE ARE JUST SAYING THE OPTION SHOULD BE THERE! THERE IS NO GRAND CONSPIRACY OF ABORTION DOCTORS SNEAKING INTO WOMENS' ROOMS, SUCKING OUT THEIR FETUSES AS THEY SLEEP! Good lord.
Sorry about the caps lock abuse.
[EDIT] I need to start checking these things to see if I posted already... -_-
"i think abortion is wrong, if all the women aborted when they got knocked up then most of the people i know wouldnt be here."
Figures... but one thing. You own a truck and listen to Larry the Cable Guy, right?
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