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The trolling FSTDTer's over at Free Conservatives will soon be exterminated. We are working on ridding our forum of the subhuman garbage that infests it. Beware, liberal ignoramuses, your day will come and your insolence will destroy you.

DoctorDoom, FSTDT comments 68 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Jeremy

Come on, that was too easy.

2/15/2006 8:56:34 AM

Yahweh

Is it just me, or has Doomy become a lot, ummmm, less funny? The quote above is just garden-variety bitching and moaning, but not DoctorDoom bitching and moaning.

When I first started reading Doom posts, I got the impression that he was the kinda guy who typed every word by slapping his penis against the keyboard, you know, like a man.

But now, all I see is this watered down Doom, a kinda shaves-his-legs-and-listens-to-Barry-Manilo Doom.

I mean, I know its the same Doom and all, but theres no gusto with him anymore. Its like Doom on estrogen, an effeminate Ann Coulter so-to-speak, but not half as totally hot as Ann Coulter.

We all loved Doom Classic and thought it kicked ass, but then they had to screw around with the formula and come up with this lame \"New Doom\" uncarbonated bullshit.

He's getting to be so unfunny that I'm thinking about not accepting his posts anymore.

So, what gives?

2/15/2006 8:58:14 AM

Julian


You stole that from the latest \"State of the Union\" didn't you DD.

2/15/2006 9:13:27 AM

Yahweh

Just found something funny on the FC board:

http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/showthread.php?p=375006#post375006
>>Devylin posts at FSTDT.
So he is a FSTDTer.<<

Lets see... Doomy also posts here at the FSTDT. So he's an FSTDTer. Oh shit, guess they oughta ban him from the board!

2/15/2006 9:15:44 AM

Zipperback

Nothing goes together like tyrants with superiority complexes and paranoia based elimination. It's what made Stalin's Russia work so well.

Silly Doom, don't you know your stupid only makes us more powerful. Since you seem to have an infinite supply of stupid...

POWER!!! LIMITLESS POWER!!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-hah!!!

2/15/2006 10:06:11 AM

Ens

Do we know for sure that this was *the* DoctorDoom? I mean, the rhetoric matches, but then again it wouldn't be hard to belt out a sarcastic Doom-esque response and attach his screenname to it. I suppose you might have ways of checking that out. I'm just concerned about getting a false positive, is all.

2/15/2006 11:24:16 AM

Coffee

Yahweh, I agree that \"New Doom\" is teh lame. It lacks that high note of supremely inventive, tightly-focused rage. Maybe he's growing old and tired, and can no longer keep it up. Sad to see how the mighty have fallen.

2/15/2006 1:15:48 PM

Julian


*Ex-ter-mi-nate!*

*Ex-ter-mi-nate!*

*Ex-ter-mi-nate!*

oh fuck! Stairs!

Curses Davros...

2/15/2006 2:03:42 PM

Jade

Oh! Oh! Best impersonation of Osama Bin Laden? Kill the infidels!

But yeah, Doomy, I'm soooo quaking in my boots over here.

2/15/2006 2:41:34 PM

Blurb

What a cranky old turd.

2/15/2006 2:48:35 PM

quantumspirit

Yahweh is right. The vintage Doc was better.

I have to get back to cheerleading for faggotry and cranking up my Village People CD.

DoctorDoom, meet Caspar Milquetoast!

2/15/2006 3:11:25 PM

Polymerase

Actually I think that was just someone pretending to be DD. The real Doomie does a better job of being scathing.

2/15/2006 4:19:42 PM

TDR

to think that for a minute there I was scared of the Freak Conservatives.... now I just want to put him to bed with a warm drink and a hottie bottie. He's probably got a cold or something, poor guy.

2/15/2006 4:37:39 PM

PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen

Wow, DoctorDoom can actually post something without homophobic connotations. Maybe he finally is growing up! Oh wait, he's still an immature pimple. When he pops, there's going to be pus everywhere.

2/15/2006 4:45:51 PM

Scotty

\"The trolling FSTDTer's over at Free Conservatives will soon be exterminated. We are working on ridding our forum of the subhuman garbage that infests it.\"

Looks like they're instituting the \"final solution to the 'liberal' problem\" over at FC.





2/15/2006 4:48:38 PM

Caphi

Call us ignoramuses (ignorami?) if you'd like, Doctor Doom, but you have long ago \"evolved\" to the next stage - an ignoranus, a person who is not only stupid but also an asshole.

2/15/2006 5:06:05 PM

SmellyFed

If you shits are going to troll conservative sites, don't be surprised if they troll you right back.

The sooner FC can rid itself of obvious trouble makers, the better.

2/15/2006 5:31:34 PM

Coffee

Since the whole point of this website is show how fucked up the fundies are, when you troll here, you're doing our work for us. Thank you.

2/15/2006 5:40:15 PM

Blurb

Yea Smelly, Allah forbid you might be exposed to something you folkers disagree with.

2/15/2006 6:22:00 PM

NonHomogenized

I'm very dubious of this actually being written by herr doktor. It's outlandish enough, but it lacks that special putrid panache that the real Doom has.

Yahweh, I don't even think this is New Doom; this is Sam's Choice Doom.

2/15/2006 6:58:29 PM

SmellyFed

> \"Yea Smelly, Allah forbid you might be exposed to something you folkers disagree with.\"

What is the life expectancy of an acknowledged conservative over at the Democratic Underground?

That turd flushes both ways.

2/15/2006 7:13:41 PM

Crosis

<<< What is the life expectancy of an acknowledged conservative over at the Democratic Underground? >>>

Wouldn't know. I don't go there, and quite frankly the snippets I have read from DU are nearly as scary as FC.

Still, if your best defense of your actions is \"they did it too!\", you've got problems - especially when \"they\" aren't the people you're dealing with.

2/15/2006 9:26:26 PM

ooh_child

I'm with Crosis, Smelly. I've never been to DU, but if your panties are in a bunch over them, why not post your own quotes from them over at FC?

2/15/2006 10:12:25 PM

Blurb

I'm with Crosis, too. DU is also populated with radical nut cases, but without the hint of hillbilly and born-againism that makes FC so much more \"fun.\"

2/15/2006 10:50:27 PM

Mal Renyolds

Well, this sounds similar to what the good Doc usually says, but the first part sounds mechanical and dosen't sound completly like him, actually it sounds Borg-esq (or what ever you want to put there, but you get the idea). The one thing I like is that, while he is saying something very hateful, it still can be read without any passion or anything.

2/16/2006 12:39:37 AM
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