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[In response to the validity of evolution]

Or the real life situation....

Child: Mommy where did we come from...?

Mother: "Slime son, we evolved over millions of years and come to be what you see today?"

Child: "........ok......so i'm the result of slime?"

*Ten days later Timmy shoots 5 people and then shoots himself in the head at school*

Mother: OMG WHAT WOULD CAUSE MY CHILD TO DO SUCH A THING!!!! *cry*

*Timmy wasn't aware that there were consequences for doing evil deeds, and since he thought he came from slime, whether or not he lived or died didn't matter. He was going to die anyway eventually. Since Timmy was unware of this, lied to, and a child, he will descend to heaven along with the other 5 innocents he murdered. However, because of the suppression of truth, his mother would suffer much long after the death of her beloved child.

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