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I think I understand BLUEBONNET – it is like going to a High School function and instead of the Prayer and a Pledge – we stand for a moment of Silence. WELL I’M TIRED OF BEING SILENT!!!! I REFUSE TO BE SILENT ANYMORE!!!

Christians all over the Middle East are getting slathered, because they were silent for too long. Next will be the Christians and Jews of America and Israel – and I refuse to be SILENT then – I will only become Silent when they cut off my head or God takes me.

Ether way, I will then be the first to volunteer for Gods Army and I will not be Silent until I get on the horse that is directly behind the White Horse who is ridden by the the “Great I Am,” the one with “All Mighty Power,” “The First and the Last,” “the Alpha and Omega,” “Prince of Peace” and the “King of all Kings.” “May God Arise and let His Enemies be Scattered.”

Only then, when the last Battle has been fought, will I be silent and I will probably lie down with the lion and the sheep and take a peaceful nap. Until then and only then – NO SILENCE FOR ME PLEASE!

What Bluebonnet, do you think I am a Cesar Milk Toast Cristian? Do you think this is a time for a “Go Along to Get Alone Sermon?” Well you go ahead and make your little Chicken Casserole for the Sunday luncheon. I am going to yell from the top of roof top that Jesus Christ is King – I going to yell it so loud that it blows Satan Wig off!!!

SILENCE is for Wimps!

db321, The Blaze 71 Comments [8/28/2013 3:09:28 AM]
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Broton of Loch Ness

I want to hear what you shout when they finally come to take you to the mental hospital.

8/28/2013 3:13:07 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud


8/28/2013 3:30:30 AM

John_in_Oz

Silence is so scary to the hard of thinking.

8/28/2013 3:31:46 AM

anevilmeme

I have no idea what you're trying to say, but you seem quite passionate about it.

8/28/2013 3:34:02 AM



If you want to help the cause of Christianity, remain silent. Your mouth can be more dangerous than anything else.

8/28/2013 3:35:17 AM

Happy Atheist

I wish to raise two points.

'Milk Toast', which frankly strikes me as a delightful alternative to milquetoast.

'Christians all over the Middle East are getting slathered, because they were silent for too long.'

Slathered with what, might I ask? Sounds a little kinky.

8/28/2013 3:41:09 AM

j

The Last Battle?
Shit, someone fetch The Dragon Reborn for Tarmon Gai'don is on the horizon

8/28/2013 3:44:18 AM

Titania

@Happy Athiest--slathered with milk toast maybe? I'd prefer buttered toast myself.

8/28/2013 3:50:02 AM

Swede

It's not the Jews that are "slathered" in Palestine/Israel, and Christians are in definite majority in the US.

8/28/2013 3:57:51 AM

Ultimate Paragon

This guy raises a good point. Christians ARE slaughtered in the Middle East. However, to say that American Christians and Israeli Jews are next on the chopping block shows a fundamental detachment from reality.

8/28/2013 4:02:24 AM

Kuno

5"When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. 6"But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you. 7"And when you are praying, do not use meaningless repetition as the Gentiles do, for they suppose that they will be heard for their many words.…

Matthew 6, 5-7

So Jesus himself calls you a hypocrite. How about that?

8/28/2013 4:13:07 AM

Raised by Horses

"WELL I’M TIRED OF BEING SILENT!!!! I REFUSE TO BE SILENT ANYMORE!!!"

Thank goodness. I haven't heard anyone stand up for Christianity in America in ages.

"I going to yell it so loud that it blows Satan Wig off!!!"

And expose that nasty widow's peak of his? You big meanie.

8/28/2013 4:48:58 AM

Beelzebub

Another fundie who refuses to shut up.

What a surprise.

8/28/2013 4:57:14 AM

grimsoncrow

Isn't the one riding behind the Pale Horse War,Pestilence, or Famine? I guess self -satisfied stupidity would fit right in, then...


8/28/2013 4:59:41 AM

Mister Spak

"Christians all over the Middle East are getting slathered,"

wat

8/28/2013 5:01:32 AM

Doubting Thomas

Let me guess... you follow a religion of peace, right?

If a Muslim were saying this you'd be crapping your pants and running around claiming that Islam is a violent religion.

8/28/2013 5:08:11 AM

Ebon

Another fundie who won't shut his fucking mouth about it.

8/28/2013 5:17:05 AM



So much for the whole "turn the other cheek" thing.

I guess that's hard to do when you're worried about being slathered.

8/28/2013 5:36:00 AM

Dr. Shrinker

"Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."

- Matthew 5:38-39 (KJV)

Clearly that wimp Jesus had no idea what being a Christian is all about.

8/28/2013 5:37:14 AM

Musicalbookworm

What exactly are Christian being slathered with butter,bbq sauce? Personally, I prefer chocolate syrup.

8/28/2013 5:51:37 AM

Pip

You were wearing your "armour for god" pyjamas when you typed this weren't you?

8/28/2013 5:56:08 AM

Anon-e-moose

Matthew 6:6. Proverbs 21:23. Also Matthew 26:52.

Now STFU.

8/28/2013 6:18:43 AM

Sangfroid

"slathered"? What, in preparation for shaving? Soem weird sex thing? Lucky christians...

As for shouting from the rooftops, I'd be careful were I you (a very disquieting thought, but I digress). This one guy I read about in the papers who was shouting from the rooftop (his own, as it was, and he was naked)about Jesus being Da Guy, the fire department got him down after an epic day of chit-chat with the cops. They wrapped him up and he apparently got carted off to the local loony bin. Turns out it was too much crystal meth.

So what do you think, Blaze? You been spending too much time with Walter White?

8/28/2013 6:26:42 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Happy Atheist
'Milk Toast', which frankly strikes me as a delightful alternative to milquetoast.

And who in hell is Cesar? Caspar's cousin?


Slathered - what is that, like 'anointed'?

8/28/2013 6:35:06 AM

Dr. Razark

Yeah, some people get way too wrapped up in their fantasy stories.

Remember a couple decades back, when that woman wore her Star Fleet uniform to jury duty?

8/28/2013 6:36:47 AM
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