By the way, I left out the most important part. JESUS CHRIST was dead for 3 days, but on the 3rd day, He arose and He is now on the right hand side of JESUS! Now, that should make it a little bit more convincing, shouldn't it?
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@Amos: Maybe it's circular?
If we assumed the Chain of Jesuses was circular, it would only need 3 Jesuses to operate.
I've always wondered if Jesus rose from the dead 3 days later, why is Easter on a Sunday? That's two days later, not three. The only people who count days like that are banks. Hey, maybe Christianity is a conspiracy by banks!
"on the 3rd day, He arose"
And cloned himself upon doing so, presumably.
@cyborgtroy: That's "Jesii".
Yeah, guys, y'know ... somebody who is able to ride simultaneously on the back of TWO different animals into Jerusalem (Matthew 21,5-7, Mark 11:7, John 12:14) is surely also able to be on his own right hand side.
Its in the bible, so it must be true. And don't confuse us with something called logic ...
He died, came back to life after three days and now sits next to himself?
Yes, that is very convincing proof (that you are dumber than an ox).
After he forsaked himself I guess he'd want to keep an eye on his bullshit from then on.
Honestly, the Trinity isn't even an origional Christian concept, to argue that there's any logic to it (the Christian version of it) is beyond reason. God is Jesus, Jesus is God, the Holy ghost is his spirit, three in one is still one, the trinity was shoehorned in from older concepts and it fails misreably in the Christian scenario.
You can't be your own son, God wasn't born of woman, it's no wonder even Biblical Scholars can't explain the Trinity. The honest ones can name the sources of the concept but that's on a need to know basis, like the unused dead sea scrolls
"By the way, I left out the most important part. JESUS CHRIST was dead for 3 days, but on the 3rd day, He arose and He is now on the right hand side of JESUS! Now, that should make it a little bit more convincing, shouldn't it?"
I'll say. So, along with a snake that talked, insects that have four legs, rabbits that chew their cud, and goats' fur colouration/patterning characteristics that can be altered oculo-genetically via poles of the same colour/pattern, Jesus can sit next to Jesus?
Jesus is beside himself?! Talk about Schizophrenia !
Jesus: 'I'm not Schizophrenic, and my friend to my left would agree.'
(*Switches to Doug Piranha mode *)
...well, I'm convinced. Where do I sign up, and I presume the lobotomy is included in the deal. Amirite?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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