Before Taylor's revisions...
"I'm all for equal rights, but when it comes to gays, liberals, Muslims, Feminists, Jews, the Irish, blacks, Native Indians, East Indians, Middle Easterners, the Japanese, people from Massachussetts, anyone who has ever heard rap, the Scots, pornographers, Dan Rather, Scientists, the Chinese, hockey players, that guy who wrote the DaVinci Code, Mexicans, Bruce Springsteen Fans, Bruce Springsteen, Wiccans, Democrats, political moderates, people who believe in evolution, lesbians, Oprah, Catholics, the Dixie Chicks, Toyota dealers, people of mixed race, Palestinians, Communists, Hindus, Hillary Clinton, activist judges, bi-sexuals, anyone under the age of 35, the Swiss, atheists, Israelis, transsexuals, anyone named Kennedy, Marxists, Buddhists, pro-choicers, Kia owners, those Olson Twins, John McCain, agnostics, Las Vegas in general, people with red hair, Germans, people who play or watch cricket, hippies, Pagans, those damn kids, men with piercings, women with tattoos, Koreans, Anglicans, that black guy from CSI, prostitutes, non-NRA members, male figure skaters, people who didn't vote for Bush, women, George Clooney, prissy Brits, Canadians, men with long hair, immigrants or descendants of immigrants, women in bikinis, the Seattle Seahawks, "fake" Christians, Michael Moore, school board members, Scandinavians, people over the age of 55, telemarketers, any kind of Doctor, biologists, the French, people who didn't love the Passion, and Scooter Libby, I think there should be limits..."