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[Regarding FSTDT.com]

The assmites are the Web equivalent of vandals, They are intellectually incapable of creating, so they therefore try to destroy what others create. The BB in question is an Internet slum. The lowest forms of life congregate, like cockroaches in a greasy-spoon kitchen, and amuse themselves and each other with their infantile "humor". They are toddlers sitting in a sandbox taking turns shouting, "POOPOO CACA DOODOO!" and giggling hysterically at how clever they are.

The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board.

Doctor Doom, Free Conservatives 58 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Yahweh

>>The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board<<

For those who don't know, this site gets 850 unique visitors everyday, 4300+ page views a day. Its not that bad for a tiny site like this, and in fact its the most popular website of its kind on the internet. I expect that number to grow since the addition of the new FSTDT Board on this site.

2/20/2006 6:05:42 PM

Talisman

It's a good thing the [Regarding FSTDT.com] clarifier was added. Someone could easily mistake his dimwitted ranting as a description of the FC boards.

2/20/2006 6:34:29 PM

David D.G.

Thank you for showing just how much you don't care about FSTDT!


~David D.G.

2/20/2006 6:58:13 PM

Blurb

\"The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board.\"


Yea Doc, that statement would mean something if you kept it too yourself. Putting any kind of bitching about FSTDT to words just legitimizes our grand purpose here; to show the world what fucking nutcases you all are.

We look forward to lurking with you in the future.

2/20/2006 7:31:48 PM

Jeremy

<< They are toddlers sitting in a sandbox taking turns shouting, \"POOPOO CACA DOODOO!\" and giggling hysterically at how clever they are. >>

Oh, so I'm not the only one who enjoys the Doodoocaca?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca.php

2/20/2006 7:48:11 PM

CousinTed

And thus did Doctor Doom pass bad internet argument milestone number IV: Call your enemies doo doo heads behind their backs. Five bucks says he'll show up here in a week telling us how much he doesn't care what we think...

2/20/2006 8:40:59 PM

Luffy

>>the BB in question is an Internet slum<<

I take it this fellow's never heard of a place called 4chan.



And, you know, FSTDT is just a bunch of idiots on the Internet, compared to FreeConservatives which has shaped international politics for centuries.

2/20/2006 8:42:01 PM

Julian


Dammit - I want an MMoH T-shirt! Where can I get one!

2/20/2006 10:49:16 PM

NonHomogenized

Ah, it's nice to see Doom back in such fine form after the pseudo-doom comment which was posted on this very board.

Normally, I'd write a sarcastic response to posts akin to this, but, well, it's DoctorDoom. It's just not worth the effort to do anything but laugh at his antics.

2/20/2006 11:13:37 PM

DoctorDoom

You feculent, malodorous turdmonkeys that infest this board will enjoy licking my raw, dingleberry-encrusted anus when you realize that your subhuman intellect and infantile behavior are no match for Truth. Enjoy wallowing in your pond of pus, you maggots.

2/20/2006 11:28:49 PM

Winston Jen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

More stuff from the great troll DD, and you are in no danger of being banned.

Perhaps FC could take a lesson or two from this and not ban anyone who is a 'moderate' or worse. Dissenting views can help improve your arguments and strengthen your views and opinions, you know.

2/20/2006 11:35:14 PM

JustinGG

Free advertising is nice.

2/21/2006 12:19:08 AM

CousinTed

Doctor Doom you seem:
a.) Incredibly obsessed with us considering how much you supposedly hate us
b.) Somewhat obsessed with the idea of us all giving you a rim job and
c.)Quite obviously masturbating furiously as you post these things onto our comment boards.
Am I the only one getting the feeling that the good Doctor here has some misplaced sexual tension towards us?

<edit: I knew I was spelling it wrong! Thanks Chuck>

2/21/2006 12:26:43 AM

Julian

Nothing quite like dingleberries on some beefcake :-/

2/21/2006 1:03:28 AM

Tenka

\"You feculent, malodorous turdmonkeys that infest this board will enjoy licking my raw, dingleberry-encrusted anus when you realize that your subhuman intellect and infantile behavior are no match for Truth.\"

I know you fundy types fear the fruits of progress but, seriously two words for you;

Toilet paper.
It isn't that bad and should help towards clearing up that malignant worm infestation probably thriving on your foul condition.
Those of us in the 21st century don't need to be caked in our own excrement.

2/21/2006 3:14:13 AM

Winston Jen

So, Doctor Doom calls everyone who knows about FSTDT a halfwit, and he knows about this site, so that must mean...

2/21/2006 3:56:51 AM

The Great Chuck Norris

Cousin Ted, it is spelled mastUrbate

And I doubt that is the real Doctor Doom, it just doesn't have the Doomness feeling.

2/21/2006 4:00:39 AM

Acme Troll Services

Yeah, anyone who posts on FSTDT is a complete moron! You all can call us irrational for ignoring the truth, but we know the Truth!

2/21/2006 4:45:22 AM

Maronan

<<<They are toddlers sitting in a sandbox taking turns shouting, \"POOPOO CACA DOODOO!\" and giggling hysterically at how clever they are.>>>

As opposed to toddlers sitting at computers shouting it on Free Conservatives, and giggling hysterically at how clever he is.

2/21/2006 4:52:52 AM

birdseatbugs

Okay, most vandals that want to destroy things do so by smashing or painting or setting on fire. Copying and pasting text, and then snarking on it? Not anywhere _near_ vandalism.

Unless, of course, he meant that we're like Vandals, in which case... Well, he's still wrong, but at least it's somewhat amusing.

2/21/2006 5:48:23 AM

ssdexecutor

What the hell is with all of the repressed homosexuality from these people?

2/21/2006 6:25:17 AM

jleslie48

\" intellectually incapable of creating, so they therefore try to destroy what others create\"

or...

Master degree in computer science, two undergraduate degrees, created several websites one of which is dedicating to creating model spacecrafts in the classroom.


2/21/2006 10:13:51 PM

g-21-lto

>>You feculent, malodorous turdmonkeys that infest this board will enjoy licking my raw, dingleberry-encrusted anus when you realize that your subhuman intellect and infantile behavior are no match for Truth. Enjoy wallowing in your pond of pus, you maggots.<<

Impressive vocabulary employed in a manner which at once entertains and disturbs -- check.

Hints at anal acts that never quite get put into tangible terms -- a bit too explicit.

Insults -- a bit heavy-handed even for Doom, to the point of losing entertainment value.

This just doesn't have the usual ring to it -- don't think it's really him.

Bummer :(

2/21/2006 11:48:57 PM

Gerard

<<This just doesn't have the usual ring to it -- don't think it's really him.>>

Doom impersonation is an art that one shouldn't carry too far. It requires an equilibrium that has to be pinpointed with some finesse.

2/22/2006 7:36:03 PM

Tindalos

Wait, he's calling this infintile humour?

Given that this stuff comes from many many other websites, surely that means that the quoted people must be Funny Infants.

(Yes, I know I use u in humour, I'm English)

2/22/2006 8:47:13 PM
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