[Regarding FSTDT.com]
The assmites are the Web equivalent of vandals, They are intellectually incapable of creating, so they therefore try to destroy what others create. The BB in question is an Internet slum. The lowest forms of life congregate, like cockroaches in a greasy-spoon kitchen, and amuse themselves and each other with their infantile "humor". They are toddlers sitting in a sandbox taking turns shouting, "POOPOO CACA DOODOO!" and giggling hysterically at how clever they are.
The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board.
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>>The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board<<
For those who don't know, this site gets 850 unique visitors everyday, 4300+ page views a day. Its not that bad for a tiny site like this, and in fact its the most popular website of its kind on the internet. I expect that number to grow since the addition of the new FSTDT Board on this site.
"The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board."
Yea Doc, that statement would mean something if you kept it too yourself. Putting any kind of bitching about FSTDT to words just legitimizes our grand purpose here; to show the world what fucking nutcases you all are.
We look forward to lurking with you in the future.
>>the BB in question is an Internet slum<<
I take it this fellow's never heard of a place called 4chan.
And, you know, FSTDT is just a bunch of idiots on the Internet, compared to FreeConservatives which has shaped international politics for centuries.
Ah, it's nice to see Doom back in such fine form after the pseudo-doom comment which was posted on this very board.
Normally, I'd write a sarcastic response to posts akin to this, but, well, it's DoctorDoom. It's just not worth the effort to do anything but laugh at his antics.
You feculent, malodorous turdmonkeys that infest this board will enjoy licking my raw, dingleberry-encrusted anus when you realize that your subhuman intellect and infantile behavior are no match for Truth. Enjoy wallowing in your pond of pus, you maggots.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
More stuff from the great troll DD, and you are in no danger of being banned.
Perhaps FC could take a lesson or two from this and not ban anyone who is a 'moderate' or worse. Dissenting views can help improve your arguments and strengthen your views and opinions, you know.
"You feculent, malodorous turdmonkeys that infest this board will enjoy licking my raw, dingleberry-encrusted anus when you realize that your subhuman intellect and infantile behavior are no match for Truth."
I know you fundy types fear the fruits of progress but, seriously two words for you;
Toilet paper.
It isn't that bad and should help towards clearing up that malignant worm infestation probably thriving on your foul condition.
Those of us in the 21st century don't need to be caked in our own excrement.
So, Doctor Doom calls everyone who knows about FSTDT a halfwit, and he knows about this site, so that must mean...
<<<They are toddlers sitting in a sandbox taking turns shouting, "POOPOO CACA DOODOO!" and giggling hysterically at how clever they are.>>>
As opposed to toddlers sitting at computers shouting it on Free Conservatives, and giggling hysterically at how clever he is.
Okay, most vandals that want to destroy things do so by smashing or painting or setting on fire. Copying and pasting text, and then snarking on it? Not anywhere _near_ vandalism.
Unless, of course, he meant that we're like Vandals, in which case... Well, he's still wrong, but at least it's somewhat amusing.
" intellectually incapable of creating, so they therefore try to destroy what others create"
or...
Master degree in computer science, two undergraduate degrees, created several websites one of which is dedicating to creating model spacecrafts in the classroom.
>>You feculent, malodorous turdmonkeys that infest this board will enjoy licking my raw, dingleberry-encrusted anus when you realize that your subhuman intellect and infantile behavior are no match for Truth. Enjoy wallowing in your pond of pus, you maggots.<<
Impressive vocabulary employed in a manner which at once entertains and disturbs -- check.
Hints at anal acts that never quite get put into tangible terms -- a bit too explicit.
Insults -- a bit heavy-handed even for Doom, to the point of losing entertainment value.
This just doesn't have the usual ring to it -- don't think it's really him.
Bummer :(
Wait, he's calling this infintile humour?
Given that this stuff comes from many many other websites, surely that means that the quoted people must be Funny Infants.
(Yes, I know I use u in humour, I'm English)
Well, I'm guessing that, as you've posted a childishly insulting comment about the board, you know and you care.
We're more like toddlers in a sandbox arguing about the fundamental [pun fucking intended] psychological nature of religion and the political, economic, and .. religious future of the Earth.
And also there are some penis jokes.
I am not an Assmite. I always preferred the Ravnos myself. (Well, actually, after the Ravnos wiped themselves out, I was all about the Lasombra antitribu -- after all, it's got to be utterly badass to be the toughest Kindred that absolutely nobody likes and still live.)
PoopooCacaDoodoo
PooPooCaCaDooDoo
POOPOO CACA DOOODOOOOOOO!!!!
There, I said it! Tee Hee
Now I wanna T shirt with that on it
PooPoo
Caca
DooDoo
Only this and nothing more
Hahahahahaha. Oh, I crack myself up I'm so damn clever
That Doctor Doom is a shitbag. Take a look at the Alexa rankings of fstdt, and you'll find it ranks along 75,000. That pathetic excuse for a site he's on ranks somewhere in 300,000. No one knows about this place eh?
And Doctor Doom, burn in hell you racist fucktard.
"Doodoo, caca, poopoo... and good old number two. How'd they ever arrive at that? Out of all the numbers, 2 gotta mean shit. Why didn't they pick 13? They never liked that one anyway... My dog does number 5. That's three 1's and a 2."
George Carlin, I miss you!
"The lowest forms of life congregate, like cockroaches in a greasy-spoon kitchen, and amuse themselves and each other with their infantile "humor". They are toddlers sitting in a sandbox taking turns shouting, "POOPOO CACA DOODOO!" and giggling hysterically at how clever they are."
As opposed to Free Conservatives, which is a proud example of a website that encourages intelligent political debate. (sarcasm).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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