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[Regarding FSTDT.com]

It should come as no surprise that there are drooling assmites that visit this forum. These assmites, being as incapable of debate as they are of original thought, then take the posts they read in this forum back to their forum where they and other drooling assmites attempt to find fault with what others have written. They write blithering idiocy back and forth among themselves regarding the commentary they cannot understand and take bits of it out of context and hold it up for ridicule. They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked.

These assmites have entire forums dedicated to nothing else.

They do not have the intellectual competence nor the integrity to address what is written in this forum directly. They don’t have the courage to submit a post or a comment directly to the person with whom they disagree. Instead they crawl all over each other like maggots in a dead rat in forums where they pretend that they are the enlightened ones despite the fact that they cannot comprehend even third grade science.

Beware the assmites. They are among us even now, looking to twist your posts to make you look bad to their fellow assmites. No post is safe, no topic is off limits, no belief is sacred. They are the lowest of the low. They scatter like cockroaches in the light of reason. They are here to feast off your posts.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 67 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Jim

\"They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked.\"

I think this guy must be stalking me...

2/20/2006 6:12:14 PM

Talisman

Is \"assmite\" the word of the day over at the FC boards or something?

\"They don’t have the courage to submit a post or a comment directly to the person with whom they disagree.\"

Likely because we would be banned, posthaste.

By the way, is Nutrider99 in competition with Doctor Doom for a Ravenous Foaming at the Mouth Fundy Award or something?

2/20/2006 6:41:04 PM

StandardDeviant

And we love you too.

2/20/2006 6:42:23 PM

Yahweh

>>They don’t have the courage to submit a post or a comment directly to the person with whom they disagree.<<

Theres just no way to win is there: if we comment on posts on my site, we're cowards for not commenting on FC; and if we comment on posts at FC, we're trolls for invading the FC board and not sticking to commenting here at FSTDT.

Intellectual consistency be damned!

2/20/2006 6:51:22 PM

Huffers

this post was boring up until he got to the \"that they cannot comprehend even third grade science.\" bit and beyond... after that it was hilarious :)

2/20/2006 7:24:14 PM

Blurb

We've got 'em rattled! It's only a matter of time before they crack!!

MwaHAha hahaha HAHA!!




*cough* *sputter* Oh My

2/20/2006 7:28:53 PM

Savrin

Wait.. if we're assmites.. are they calling thier website ASS?

I think so.

2/20/2006 8:30:00 PM

CousinTed

We're intellectually competent enough to come up with better insults than 'Assmite'

2/20/2006 8:37:47 PM

Luffy

>>These assmites have entire forums dedicated to nothing else.<<

Yahweh, you asshole, why didn't you tell me we have a forum dedicated to buttcrack-sniffing and Ahnold porn?!

2/20/2006 8:39:33 PM

Berny

Yahweh, in order to have \"intellectual consistency\", there has to be an intellect to begin with.

2/20/2006 10:02:22 PM

Crosis

Aside from what everyone else has said, your posts need no twisting to make them look bad. You do a fine job of that yourselves.

2/20/2006 10:12:34 PM

Winston Jen

If we were so afraid of reason, we wouldn't be collecting posts from FC. Plain and simple.

2/20/2006 10:21:22 PM

gregfl

first he calls himself Nutrider, then he complians about \"assmites\", speaks of sniffing butcracks and for a close he brings up homoerotic images of masturbation and of all things, Arnold. (\"yoking\" will never be the same).

Me thinks Nutrider protests a bit too loudly.

Nuttrider, put the pumps on, swing that closet door open and prance out proudly for the world to see!


2/20/2006 10:58:15 PM

Julian


OK pop quiz assmites. When you're walking along a road minding your own business and the supidest ugliest chihuahua you've ever seen is in it's own yard yapping it's head off about how bad you are and how tough it is -- don't you just wish it had the balls to venture out and you could punt it onto the roof?


- or is that just me?


(Never realised the little shitty things were saying \"Come in here and say that huh!\" Just might next time...)

2/20/2006 11:12:34 PM

AWP

Why can't those FCs admit that they are gay?

2/20/2006 11:22:43 PM

NonHomogenized

This would just be silly, if it weren't written by Nutrider. As it is, it's hilarious!
A few responses:
\"It should come as no surprise that there are drooling assmites that visit this forum.\"

I'll say! Most of them are called \"posters\", although there are a number who are \"moderators\", instead.

\"They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked.\"
This sounds more like Nutrider's plans for the weekend than anything else.

\"They do not have the intellectual competence nor the integrity to address what is written in this forum directly.\"
I don't think anyone who said \"Dude, erosion REMOVES sediment. It doesn't deposite sediment.\" should talk about intellectual competence. As for integrity, I don't think that anyone who claimed to have a degree in science when they only had a degree in communications (I hope I'm remembering that correctly) should talk about integrity.

\"They don’t have the courage to submit a post or a comment directly to the person with whom they disagree.\"
Actually, I don't have much inclination to waste time posting on a board where there will be no discussion, but only flaming and banning in my near future.

\"Instead they crawl all over each other like maggots in a dead rat in forums where they pretend that they are the enlightened ones despite the fact that they cannot comprehend even third grade science.\"
Hahahaha... if you've ever read anything Nutrider has written about science, you'll know just how funny that statement is.

\"They scatter like cockroaches in the light of reason.\"
Another funny statement, as Nutrider99 wouldn't know reason if it bit him in the ass.

Overall, this post is hilarious... but really only if you're familiar with Nutrider.

2/20/2006 11:39:44 PM

AWP

Why can't those FCs admit that they are gay?

2/20/2006 11:44:20 PM

Joe

Nutrider99 shows his unconsious homosexual tendencies with this gem:

\"...sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked.\"

Projecting much, NUT RIDER?

2/20/2006 11:52:04 PM

ryan

I like that we get accused of not being able to debate were if you post anything at FC that they do not agree with the very ext post is \" Screw you you libtard troll. Banned\".

2/20/2006 11:57:31 PM

Gerard

Some of the regulars at FC are constantly making faecal and anal remarks. Now I'm not into reading too much into remarks like that normally, but overthere it is getting ridiculous! Nutrider aka BrillianLiberal is the champion in anal references, although Doom is a good second.

2/21/2006 12:12:48 AM

NKF

\"Wait.. if we're assmites.. are they calling thier website ASS?

I think so.\"

- Savrin

... LOGIC

2/21/2006 12:16:18 AM

JustinGG

Didn't Doctor Doom just complain that FSTDT.com has no creativity, and then Nutjob, err...Nutrider99, commandeers his \"assmite\" label. Good one fellows.

2/21/2006 12:21:36 AM

birdseatbugs


You want fault-finding, you got it.
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They write blithering idiocy back and forth among themselves regarding the commentary they cannot understand and take bits of it out of context and hold it up for ridicule. --

** This is a run-on sentence that should be broken up. You could either use a semi-colon or make
** two sentences out of it, like so:

-- They write blithering idiocy back and forth among themselves regarding the commentary they cannot understand; take bits of it out of context and hold it up for ridicule.

They write blithering idiocy back and forth among themselves regarding the commentary they cannot understand. [They also] take bits of it out of context and hold it up for ridicule.

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They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked.

** And in this sentence, you have used a plural where you wanted a possessive. You've also
** misspelled Schwarzenegger's name, as well as misplacing a modifier and omitting a hyphen.
** The sentence would flow a little better if it were rewritten like this:

They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each other's butt-cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of a naked Arnold Swarzenegger.

** There's also plenty of room for debate over whether you should add '-ing' to 'sniff', since you
** used 'celebrating'.

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No post is safe, no topic is off limits, no belief is sacred. They are the lowest of the low. They scatter like cockroaches in the light of reason. They are here to feast off your posts.

** Two last things: \"off limits\" should be hyphenated; it's \"feast ON\", not \"off\".

2/21/2006 6:00:29 AM

Gerard

<<You want fault-finding, you got it.>>

Birdseatbugs, that brought a smile to my face.

2/21/2006 10:15:06 AM

Peachy

I think Sigmund Freud would tell us that Nutrider has not progressed past the anal stage of sexual development, thus his strange fascination with butt cracks, and assmites.

This would also explain his fascination with pleasuring one's self, as he would be stuck in the Oedipal complex, and thus fascinated with penises (especially his father's).

Also, I think Freud would jump all over the latent homoerotic nature of this post in particular, which he rather desperately tries to project onto this board, and through other homophobic posts, and aggresive nature to justify his defense mechanisms.

Besides a name like Nutrider just screams latent homosexuality.

Neener Neener.

2/21/2006 5:04:27 PM
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