Nutrider99 #fundie

Nutrider99 #fundie freeconservatives.com

[Regarding FSTDT.com]

It should come as no surprise that there are drooling assmites that visit this forum. These assmites, being as incapable of debate as they are of original thought, then take the posts they read in this forum back to their forum where they and other drooling assmites attempt to find fault with what others have written. They write blithering idiocy back and forth among themselves regarding the commentary they cannot understand and take bits of it out of context and hold it up for ridicule. They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked.

These assmites have entire forums dedicated to nothing else.

They do not have the intellectual competence nor the integrity to address what is written in this forum directly. They don’t have the courage to submit a post or a comment directly to the person with whom they disagree. Instead they crawl all over each other like maggots in a dead rat in forums where they pretend that they are the enlightened ones despite the fact that they cannot comprehend even third grade science.

Beware the assmites. They are among us even now, looking to twist your posts to make you look bad to their fellow assmites. No post is safe, no topic is off limits, no belief is sacred. They are the lowest of the low. They scatter like cockroaches in the light of reason. They are here to feast off your posts.

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old comment by NonHomogenized

This would just be silly, if it weren't written by Nutrider. As it is, it's hilarious!
A few responses: "It should come as no surprise that there are drooling assmites that visit this forum." I'll say! Most of them are called "posters", although there are a number who are "moderators", instead. "They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked." This sounds more like Nutrider's plans for the weekend than anything else. "They do not have the intellectual competence nor the integrity to address what is written in this forum directly." I don't think anyone who said "Dude, erosion REMOVES sediment. It doesn't deposite sediment." should talk about intellectual competence. As for integrity, I don't think that anyone who claimed to have a degree in science when they only had a degree in communications (I hope I'm remembering that correctly) should talk about integrity. "They don’t have the courage to submit a post or a comment directly to the person with whom they disagree." Actually, I don't have much inclination to waste time posting on a board where there will be no discussion, but only flaming and banning in my near future. "Instead they crawl all over each other like maggots in a dead rat in forums where they pretend that they are the enlightened ones despite the fact that they cannot comprehend even third grade science." Hahahaha... if you've ever read anything Nutrider has written about science, you'll know just how funny that statement is. "They scatter like cockroaches in the light of reason." Another funny statement, as Nutrider99 wouldn't know reason if it bit him in the ass. Overall, this post is hilarious... but really only if you're familiar with Nutrider.

old comment by birdseatbugs

You want fault-finding, you got it. --------------------- They write blithering idiocy back and forth among themselves regarding the commentary they cannot understand and take bits of it out of context and hold it up for ridicule. -- ** This is a run-on sentence that should be broken up. You could either use a semi-colon or make ** two sentences out of it, like so: -- They write blithering idiocy back and forth among themselves regarding the commentary they cannot understand; take bits of it out of context and hold it up for ridicule. They write blithering idiocy back and forth among themselves regarding the commentary they cannot understand. [They also] take bits of it out of context and hold it up for ridicule. ------------------ They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked. ** And in this sentence, you have used a plural where you wanted a possessive. You've also ** misspelled Schwarzenegger's name, as well as misplacing a modifier and omitting a hyphen. ** The sentence would flow a little better if it were rewritten like this: They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each other's butt-cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of a naked Arnold Swarzenegger. ** There's also plenty of room for debate over whether you should add '-ing' to 'sniff', since you ** used 'celebrating'. -------------------- No post is safe, no topic is off limits, no belief is sacred. They are the lowest of the low. They scatter like cockroaches in the light of reason. They are here to feast off your posts. ** Two last things: "off limits" should be hyphenated; it's "feast ON", not "off".

old comment by Peachy

I think Sigmund Freud would tell us that Nutrider has not progressed past the anal stage of sexual development, thus his strange fascination with butt cracks, and assmites.
This would also explain his fascination with pleasuring one's self, as he would be stuck in the Oedipal complex, and thus fascinated with penises (especially his father's). Also, I think Freud would jump all over the latent homoerotic nature of this post in particular, which he rather desperately tries to project onto this board, and through other homophobic posts, and aggresive nature to justify his defense mechanisms. Besides a name like Nutrider just screams latent homosexuality. Neener Neener.

old comment by murdilina

"These assmites, being as incapable of debate as they are of original thought"
This bit made me openly wet myself, we are capable of original thought which is WHY we aren't fundamentalists and in many cases not Christian. These fundies follow religion as a means of making their life worth living because they have nothing else going for them. And btw, for future reference....if you are not a fundie you are gay, what an intellectual insult, my sperm comes up with more creative jibes. And they say we cannot comprehend science.....I do believe the post of the year was of a fundie claiming there is no outside source of energy supplying the earth....*tears stream down face with laughter* These people make me laugh so hard I burst my "blasphemous" spleen....it really does make you question where society and humanity went wrong when pieces of ass-wipe like this have power.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Assmites"

And this coming from someone calling himself 'Nutrider'? More like Nutbagrider, amirite? We don't need to be Freud to figure you out. To quote Al Murray (Pub Landlord):

'You're obsessed, you are!'

('I was never confused!')

@gregfl

'first he calls himself Nutrider, then he complians about \"assmites\", speaks of sniffing butcracks and for a close he brings up homoerotic images of masturbation and of all things, Arnold. (\"yoking\" will never be the same).

Me thinks Nutrider protests a bit too loudly.

Nuttrider, put the pumps on, swing that closet door open and prance out proudly for the world to see!'

One Word: Teabagger.

Just sayin'.

(*Goes off, whistling "YMCA" by The Village People*)

old comment by Liberal Christian

Really, if we tried to post on your website you would just ban us because you idiots don't even know what the word "debate" means, so don't call us cowards for not wasting our time there. If you're so interested in a debate, come to this site and prepare to have your ass handed to you! Also, we don't need to try and make you look bad, you do that to yourselves.

"They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked."
This sentence speaks volumes of you, Nutrider99. You're either a poe or a very repressed homosexual. I'm betting on the latter. Come on out and strut your stuff!