\"(I'm high right now if you must know.)\"
You've slipped beyond that point a while ago it seems if you came up with this blathering of drivel.
I think this should be made into some sort of anit-drug campaign poster...
2/20/2006 6:45:00 PM
The \"Big Bud\" theory?!?
Oh, man, that is a riot! It would be difficult to come up with a better case for, and example of, how drugs rot the mind.
2/20/2006 6:50:49 PM
Ahhhh. Better living through
what was i talking about??
2/20/2006 7:26:00 PM
<< The sun and the moon kept it warm and comfort able. >>
Best part, right there.
2/20/2006 7:50:47 PM
Secular Fundie of the month?
2/20/2006 8:49:02 PM
The bit in brackets says all we need to know.....
2/20/2006 8:52:40 PM
Hell, it's at least as reasonable as ID. I think it should be taught as an alternate theory of origins, right alongside ID and FSM-ism.
2/20/2006 9:30:27 PM
This is pretty damn hilarious, and in a good way not the scary-funny of other fundies.
We have \"cannabinoid receptors?\" Is that something like gaydar?
2/20/2006 10:15:15 PM
I'm not sure if people like this should be smoking less weed...Or more
2/20/2006 10:30:10 PM
Post of the month! Or perhaps \"Stating the obvious\" award for \"(I'm high right now if you must know.)\"
By the way, we do indeed have cannabinoid receptors. See http://snipurl.com/mrqn
2/20/2006 11:02:25 PM
I'm all for the responsible (and occassional irresponsible) use of marijuana, but what the hell is that about cannibis seeds being bacteria from outer space?
I'll admit to thinking some hilarious and outrageous things when I'm high, but I never take it seriously because hey, I'm HIGH.
2/20/2006 11:46:44 PM
Actually, Phil, there are cannabinoid receptors in the brain. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabinoid_receptor
Not that it makes this bizarre \"theory\" any more sensical.
As a side note, I rarely see anyone this dumb who only uses marijuana. Typically, I see results like this from ecstasy users, cokeheads, and natural born idiots. I wonder if \"younggunna525\" is an exception to, or a continuation of, this trend.
2/20/2006 11:54:02 PM
Gotta admit, I don't think he had to preface the post with \"I'm high right now...\", any reader would figure it out pretty quick.
2/21/2006 12:26:42 AM
*Shush now kiddies*
Just remember when the next \"ID to be taught in schools\" debate comes round we need to mention that other alternative theories such as the Flying Spaghetti Monster [may you be touched by his noodly appendage] and this one need equal time with ID. -- Can't wait to see the homework!~!
Anybody else think it was meant to be humour?
2/21/2006 12:47:44 AM
Oh shit I didn't read this...
Water was made from oxygen,moisture and then water.
so what's moisture if it's not water?
I think he just described hydrogen peroxide too! Oxygen + a bit of water + a bit more water!
O2 + H2O + H2O = 2H2O2
Otherwise I have some special dehydrated water to sell him - just add water after shipping!
2/21/2006 12:53:46 AM
Damn, I think this guy is one of my friends...
2/21/2006 1:43:45 AM
How about a \"WTF award\"?
2/21/2006 5:56:44 AM
\"Damn, I think this guy is one of my friends...\"
No silly, it's my parents!
2/21/2006 6:00:33 AM
2/21/2006 6:15:23 AM
What the hell is this guy smoking?
2/21/2006 7:12:33 AM
Oh my god, it sounds like this guy I dated in college. It's not....but it sounds like him.
2/21/2006 12:36:00 PM
Normally I'd rip apart inane theories
\"Pass the dutchie on the left hand side\"
2/21/2006 3:12:01 PM
Concerned Marijuana Users of America
On behalf of all responsible marijuana users who hope for and work towards drug law reform and marijuana legalization, I would like to humbly request that you refrain from using the interweb from this day forward. Otherwise, we may be forced to taint your hash brownies with Ex-Lax in order to limit your shit-spewing to the proper orifice.
2/21/2006 9:10:02 PM
God is a stoner?! Well, I guess that explains why he tried to wipe out the gays with Katrina but got everybody else. Word of advice to God: Say no to smokin and smitin.
2/21/2006 10:06:30 PM
You learn something new every day. Ta, guys.
2/21/2006 11:18:57 PM