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Marijuana is the motherplant of the earth here is my theory.(I'm high right now if you must know.) This is what happened: Reefa is a seed made from bacteria in space. The sun and the moon kept it warm and comfort able.It turned into a plant all of a sudden.the earth turned into a big bud.it resinated causing the bud to get hard.It detriorated and turned into dirt.Water was made from oxygen,moisture and then water.Trees are a form of hemp.Grass is leaf tips from the big bud.adam and eve was made from more bacteria and weed.thats why we have cannabinoid receptors. male and female marijunan male and female humans.We sex just like weed.I call this the "Big Bud" theory.I am being enlightened by marijuana right now.GOODNIGHT.
"a gufflet is a gar and chuff is smoking weed"
P.s. write back some one
peace, the guff chuffa.

younggunna525, THC Ministry 48 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Talisman

\"(I'm high right now if you must know.)\"

You've slipped beyond that point a while ago it seems if you came up with this blathering of drivel.

I think this should be made into some sort of anit-drug campaign poster...

2/20/2006 6:45:00 PM

David D.G.

The \"Big Bud\" theory?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man, that is a riot! It would be difficult to come up with a better case for, and example of, how drugs rot the mind.


~David D.G.

2/20/2006 6:50:49 PM

Blurb

Ahhhh. Better living through

um

errr.

what was i talking about??

2/20/2006 7:26:00 PM

Jeremy

<< The sun and the moon kept it warm and comfort able. >>

Best part, right there.

2/20/2006 7:50:47 PM

DoctorX

Secular Fundie of the month?

2/20/2006 8:49:02 PM

Dan

The bit in brackets says all we need to know.....

2/20/2006 8:52:40 PM

Jesse Custer

Hell, it's at least as reasonable as ID. I think it should be taught as an alternate theory of origins, right alongside ID and FSM-ism.

2/20/2006 9:30:27 PM

Phil

This is pretty damn hilarious, and in a good way not the scary-funny of other fundies.

We have \"cannabinoid receptors?\" Is that something like gaydar?

2/20/2006 10:15:15 PM

CousinTed

I'm not sure if people like this should be smoking less weed...Or more

2/20/2006 10:30:10 PM

Rosie

Post of the month! Or perhaps \"Stating the obvious\" award for \"(I'm high right now if you must know.)\"

By the way, we do indeed have cannabinoid receptors. See http://snipurl.com/mrqn

2/20/2006 11:02:25 PM

Joe

I'm all for the responsible (and occassional irresponsible) use of marijuana, but what the hell is that about cannibis seeds being bacteria from outer space?

I'll admit to thinking some hilarious and outrageous things when I'm high, but I never take it seriously because hey, I'm HIGH.

/exhale

2/20/2006 11:46:44 PM

NonHomogenized

Actually, Phil, there are cannabinoid receptors in the brain. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabinoid_receptor

Not that it makes this bizarre \"theory\" any more sensical.

As a side note, I rarely see anyone this dumb who only uses marijuana. Typically, I see results like this from ecstasy users, cokeheads, and natural born idiots. I wonder if \"younggunna525\" is an exception to, or a continuation of, this trend.

2/20/2006 11:54:02 PM

JustinGG

Gotta admit, I don't think he had to preface the post with \"I'm high right now...\", any reader would figure it out pretty quick.

2/21/2006 12:26:42 AM

Julian


*Shush now kiddies*

Just remember when the next \"ID to be taught in schools\" debate comes round we need to mention that other alternative theories such as the Flying Spaghetti Monster [may you be touched by his noodly appendage] and this one need equal time with ID. -- Can't wait to see the homework!~!



Anybody else think it was meant to be humour?

2/21/2006 12:47:44 AM

Julian

Oh shit I didn't read this...

Water was made from oxygen,moisture and then water.

so what's moisture if it's not water?

I think he just described hydrogen peroxide too! Oxygen + a bit of water + a bit more water!
O2 + H2O + H2O = 2H2O2

Otherwise I have some special dehydrated water to sell him - just add water after shipping!

2/21/2006 12:53:46 AM

Bob

Damn, I think this guy is one of my friends...

2/21/2006 1:43:45 AM

Winston Jen

How about a \"WTF award\"?

2/21/2006 5:56:44 AM

Babe

bob-
\"Damn, I think this guy is one of my friends...\"
No silly, it's my parents!

2/21/2006 6:00:33 AM

ssdexecutor

Oh.

2/21/2006 6:15:23 AM

Zipperback

What the hell is this guy smoking?

Oh... right.

Never mind.

2/21/2006 7:12:33 AM

Nic

Oh my god, it sounds like this guy I dated in college. It's not....but it sounds like him.

2/21/2006 12:36:00 PM

Questioning

Normally I'd rip apart inane theories
but........

\"Pass the dutchie on the left hand side\"



2/21/2006 3:12:01 PM

Concerned Marijuana Users of America

Dear younggunna525,

On behalf of all responsible marijuana users who hope for and work towards drug law reform and marijuana legalization, I would like to humbly request that you refrain from using the interweb from this day forward. Otherwise, we may be forced to taint your hash brownies with Ex-Lax in order to limit your shit-spewing to the proper orifice.

Thank You.

2/21/2006 9:10:02 PM

King Spirula

God is a stoner?! Well, I guess that explains why he tried to wipe out the gays with Katrina but got everybody else. Word of advice to God: Say no to smokin and smitin.

2/21/2006 10:06:30 PM

Phil

You learn something new every day. Ta, guys.

2/21/2006 11:18:57 PM
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