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Well, first of all, its the Falconist Party and second, yes, it is part of our platform.

So we turn the Arab nations against us. Guess what, most of them are run by dictatorships and our hit list includes all tyrannical regimes on the planet.

We will remove the despots of Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, the Gulf States, Egypt, Libya, Sudan, Pakistan, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, some of the former republics of the USSR, Burma, and China.

We will move into countries that are descending into anarchy such as Haiti and Somalia.

And as we liberate these nations one by one, we will incorporate them into our union and rebuild them into first world societies. Building a more perfect union. Ultimately, the entire world can be united under the stars and stripes and the blessings of freddom, prosperity, democracy, and justice for all people that come with it.

Praetor, Christian Forums 44 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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CheeZe

Sounds a lot like what Anakin said in Episode III.

2/20/2006 11:49:28 PM

Elstruthio

Yay For the blessings of Freddom!

2/20/2006 11:53:44 PM

Gerard

You should visit the link to the Falconist party site he provides:

http://falconistparty.tripod.com/

Their symbol is the Nazi Eagle, they just removed the swastika and put in a US shield. Nutcases.

2/21/2006 12:00:38 AM

NonHomogenized

You fucking moron. You know what? Go ahead and try it.
You asswipes can't even turn the U.S. into a first world society; in fact, you daily work to revert it to third-world.
You don't know what freedom, prosperity, democracy, or justice are (admittedly, I don't know what freddom is...).
When the rest of the world, who outgun, outnumber, and outwit you, goes to war with you, I know which side I'll join.

Interestingly, I went to the falconist party website. What a strange mix of ideals I agree with (anti-corporatism, large scale reconstruction of infrastructure as an effective method of stimulating the economy, space colonization, universal health insurance, religious tolerance) and ideals I despise (imperialism, intolerance, manifest destiny, militarism, and old-fashioned conceited assholishness.)

2/21/2006 12:12:20 AM

Julian


Name one country you've managed to do that too? You don't even have a demcracy in your own!

P.S. Who the fuck's Fred?

2/21/2006 12:32:35 AM

Fred

I am Fred. Soon you all shall enjoy the sweet, sweet blessings of Freddom. Or else. Mwahhahahaha!

2/21/2006 1:30:01 AM

Talisman

\"And as we liberate these nations one by one, we will incorporate them into our union and rebuild them into first world societies.\"

Maybe Praetor isn't aware of this but it's not generally seen as \"liberation\" when an invading force moves into your country and tries to assimilate you into their culture. Particularly when they didn't ask you to help them out in the first place.

2/21/2006 1:48:53 AM

Maronan

\"Freddom\" is a small country somewhere in Asia. (It's next to Johndom, Bobdom, and Elbonia.) Freddom is inhabited primarily by guys named Fred who work in offices, but since Freddom is only a third-world country, there's no food, and most of them have to eat their own appointment calendars.

Well, that's my guess. Yours is just as good. Perhaps Praetor can enlighten us on what \"freddom\" means? (I suspected that it was a misspelling of \"freedom,\" but this doesn't make any sense; we'll \"free\" other countries by attacking and annexing them?

2/21/2006 5:18:01 AM

ssdexecutor

Burma!

Why'd you say Burma?

I panicked.

2/21/2006 6:47:29 AM

Meexer

Yup, get \"freddom\" for all by bombing other nations, killing and imprisoning democratically-elected governments, and then imposing dictatorships. *rolls eyes*


2/21/2006 7:09:44 AM

Zipperback

It would be interesting to see what would happen if you united the entire world under one democracy, thus forcing Americans into a minority so small their voting power within a global democracy would be close to nil.

If they wanted to remain in power they'd have to embrace the horrid corruption of parasitic imperialism and dedicate all their resources to quelling uprisings and rebellions.

Why do people think that if a country has a democracy it's impossible that the people might vote for \"we hate Amercia\".

2/21/2006 7:23:07 AM

Julian


Zipperback -- hell that's the way you guys voted the last two times.

2/21/2006 8:38:15 AM

csc

<sniff>
Makes me proud to be an American.
<wipes tear from eye>

2/21/2006 4:42:51 PM

Huffers

\"And as we liberate these nations one by one, we will incorporate them into our union and rebuild them into first world societies.\"

So they should give the Iraqis the right to vote in American elections?

2/21/2006 10:33:01 PM

David D.G.

<< And as we liberate these nations one by one, we will incorporate them into our union and rebuild them into first world societies. Building a more perfect union. Ultimately, the entire world can be united under the stars and stripes and the blessings of freddom, prosperity, democracy, and justice for all people that come with it. >>

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Translation: \"You will be assimilated and become one with the Borg. Resistance is futile.\"


~David D.G.

2/21/2006 10:52:19 PM

Papabear

I want the blessings of Freddom. Oh, wait! Is that Fred Rogers or Fred Phelps. Acck!

2/22/2006 12:56:04 AM

Mal Renyolds

Read the part on their platform about expanding Israels borders to Lebanon and Syria as well as conquering the Sini Peninsula and funding the voluntary relocation of all Jews to Israel. I would say that this indicates that they want to bring about the apocolypse. Also it's sort of funny that they want to let parents choose wether they want their children to learn about evolution or creationism.

2/27/2006 12:52:00 AM

Patrick

The Roman Empire anyone?

And if you recall the Roman Empire FELL.

2/3/2007 2:10:24 AM

CousinTed

We'll give 'em freedom! Whether they want it or not!

2/3/2007 2:45:15 AM

TB Tabby

He means well, of course. They ALWAYS mean well..at first.

2/3/2007 3:37:29 AM

BurntBush

You mean after we get our ass handed to us in Iraq?

2/3/2007 4:33:00 AM

Betsy Newson

From the Falconist party website:

\"We call for the expansion of the borders of the USA to incorporate nations worldwide into the USA culminating into a world united under a United States of Terra. This will be accomplished by diplomatic means if possible, by military force if necessary.\"

Funny that; to many of us in Europe and the rest of the world, this part of their programme appears to be underway already.

One wonders if they have considered what happens if/when the peoples of the countries they plan to \"incorporate\" disagree with the concept of being \"liberated\" by USA.


2/3/2007 8:25:18 AM



It isn't your freedom to choose whether we give you freedom!

7/9/2007 12:29:52 AM

Tempus

One wonders if they have considered what happens if/when the peoples of the countries they plan to \"incorporate\" disagree with the concept of being \"liberated\" by USA.

I'm sure that most of their contingency plans involve the liberal application of high-yield nukes. And later on, crematoria.

These morons are certifiably 100% batshit insane.

7/9/2007 4:35:43 AM

Tempus

From their FAQ:

#7. Does the Falconist Party call for imperialism

First of all, the Falconist Party believes in caling a spade a spade. America is an empire. America first built its empire by purchasing a chunk of the French Empire in North America, annexed half of Mexico in the Mexican War, annexed the nations of Hawaii and Puerto Rico, and temporarily ruled the nations of Cuba, Haiti, Japan, Germany, South Korea, and the Phillipines.

....

Yes, the Falconist Party is imperialist. However, the imperialism we propose is more humane as well as more beneficial to both America and the rest of the world. The Falconist Party wants to rebuild nations worldwide as part of the USA complete with modern 21st century economies like America's except where all people are prospering. The Falconist Party wants to extend American citizenship to all people worldwide so they may enjoy the same freedoms as Americans do here. The Falconist Party wants nations to become states that will contribute to America's power and not draw on it.

And the Falconist Party doesn't believe in using military force primarily for acquirng and maintaining territories for the USA. Military force will only be used for removing tyrants. The Falconist Party wishes to allow the people of each nation to vote for or against the incorporation of their nation into the United States and eventually accepting U.S. Statehood.


Wow.

Just...wow.

7/9/2007 4:42:02 AM
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