fantastic logic, ACE....
(bang the head smiley)
2/21/2006 2:44:28 PM
I didn't really have one....
until \"Christians\" like you started telling me how I had to live my life
according to a literal interpretation of the \"BYBUL\"
-My two bits
2/21/2006 3:00:42 PM
ACE here needs to get his nose out of his Bible and into a remedial spelling class.
2/21/2006 3:47:51 PM
My inner English teacher is sobbing uncontrollably.
2/21/2006 3:50:02 PM
Based on his spelling, grammar, and punctuation, I suspect this is a product of the Alabama school system.
I wonder if he meant to say ACE the Fanatic?
2/21/2006 4:41:34 PM
This is your brain on Bible.
2/21/2006 4:48:54 PM
Well I had to read this twice before I understood what the hell he was saying.
But I'm still not sure what that passage has to do with this 'argument'.
2/21/2006 5:29:18 PM
is anyone's spelling that bad? Is he trying to be cute?
2/21/2006 5:32:10 PM
Can I nominate this for a Metacrock Award, on account of the hopeless spelling (and no attempt made at using a spell-checker) and the OTT ad hominem diatribe that bears no relation to the comment to which it is (nominally) a response?
2/21/2006 7:21:27 PM
Hey, does anyone know who took the gold in underwater steel backpedaling?
2/21/2006 10:27:49 PM
never been there
I'm not sure this counts. IMHO, MadLib is essentially trolling and managed to get a nibble, hoo-ray.
2/22/2006 3:42:01 AM
I am IN NO WAY affiliated with this impostor.
2/22/2006 5:04:13 AM
Don't be so hard on the guy's spelling. Perhaps English is not this guy's first language, or even in his top 5. The internet is big, big place. Perhaps he's just a normal moron from a far off country.
2/22/2006 5:32:06 AM
Zipperback - Prineville Oregon. Isn't that like a blue state?
2/22/2006 7:02:06 AM
Take a can of Alphabeti-spaghetti.
Throw contents onto plate.
You will have better spelled sentences than this chump.
2/23/2006 5:38:57 PM
7/27/2008 3:31:07 PM
and how old is ace the grammatically challenged? If he is older than 8, I would have to refer him to a tutor.
And what qualifies him as any sort of scholar? I doubt he could read the first paragraph of the bible - much less the whole thing ... yet he claims to be a christian :)
The word is theologan asshole ... and I am obviously more qualified. I have read it multiple times with a mind to understand its meaning (or lack thereof). I came to the conclusion that it is a literary work of sheer stupidity.
christians gave me the agenda by intruding on my life. That is why I am "a dick".
7/28/2008 11:40:03 PM
I mean, just because you're pissed doesn't mean you have to demonstrate your hopeless inability to communicate. Who the hell taught you English?
It's my second language, and I shuddered in sheer disgust from your unspeakable slaughter of Shakespeare's language. God forbid you'd try French...
7/29/2008 1:22:49 AM
The stupid. It burns.
7/31/2008 5:49:41 PM
Bi The Way
Pro Tip: If you want to speak on the internet, speak in your natural language. If english is your first language then please learn to actually write it.
2/16/2010 1:29:20 AM
statistically, more atheists have read the entire bible, cover to cover, than christians.
you were saying?
Edit: I expect electricians to be up to date on current practices and electrical codes. most christians cant even get the practices down, never mind actually reading the book.
4/17/2012 11:23:48 AM