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[Exodus 21:7: "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do."]

and when the hell did all you people, the 14 year old confused kids and the 30 somethings that are steel backpedling to keep aflote, who dont read the Bible become Thealogens and Bible Exspets? What the hell you dont go to an electrisian and start telling him whats wrong with it when you have no idea and he has been doing it for 15 years. i mean just cuse your pissed dosent mean you have to be a dick. who the hell gave you an adjenda?

ACE the Fantastic, myspace 21 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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gregfl

fantastic logic, ACE....



(bang the head smiley)


2/21/2006 2:44:28 PM

Questioning

I didn't really have one....

until \"Christians\" like you started telling me how I had to live my life
according to a literal interpretation of the \"BYBUL\"

-My two bits

2/21/2006 3:00:42 PM

Talisman

ACE here needs to get his nose out of his Bible and into a remedial spelling class.

2/21/2006 3:47:51 PM

David D.G.

My inner English teacher is sobbing uncontrollably.


~David D.G.

2/21/2006 3:50:02 PM

JustinGG

Based on his spelling, grammar, and punctuation, I suspect this is a product of the Alabama school system.

I wonder if he meant to say ACE the Fanatic?

2/21/2006 4:41:34 PM

King Spirula

This is your brain on Bible.

2/21/2006 4:48:54 PM

NKF

Well I had to read this twice before I understood what the hell he was saying.

But I'm still not sure what that passage has to do with this 'argument'.

2/21/2006 5:29:18 PM

TDR

is anyone's spelling that bad? Is he trying to be cute?

2/21/2006 5:32:10 PM

Dan

Can I nominate this for a Metacrock Award, on account of the hopeless spelling (and no attempt made at using a spell-checker) and the OTT ad hominem diatribe that bears no relation to the comment to which it is (nominally) a response?

2/21/2006 7:21:27 PM

Sierra

Hey, does anyone know who took the gold in underwater steel backpedaling?

2/21/2006 10:27:49 PM

never been there

I'm not sure this counts. IMHO, MadLib is essentially trolling and managed to get a nibble, hoo-ray.

2/22/2006 3:42:01 AM

Acetv

I am IN NO WAY affiliated with this impostor.

2/22/2006 5:04:13 AM

Zipperback

Don't be so hard on the guy's spelling. Perhaps English is not this guy's first language, or even in his top 5. The internet is big, big place. Perhaps he's just a normal moron from a far off country.

2/22/2006 5:32:06 AM

Julian


Zipperback - Prineville Oregon. Isn't that like a blue state?

2/22/2006 7:02:06 AM

h2whoa

Take a can of Alphabeti-spaghetti.

Throw contents onto plate.

You will have better spelled sentences than this chump.

2/23/2006 5:38:57 PM

aaa

Speak english.

7/27/2008 3:31:07 PM

farce

and how old is ace the grammatically challenged? If he is older than 8, I would have to refer him to a tutor.

And what qualifies him as any sort of scholar? I doubt he could read the first paragraph of the bible - much less the whole thing ... yet he claims to be a christian :)

The word is theologan asshole ... and I am obviously more qualified. I have read it multiple times with a mind to understand its meaning (or lack thereof). I came to the conclusion that it is a literary work of sheer stupidity.

christians gave me the agenda by intruding on my life. That is why I am "a dick".

7/28/2008 11:40:03 PM

Alethe

I mean, just because you're pissed doesn't mean you have to demonstrate your hopeless inability to communicate. Who the hell taught you English?

It's my second language, and I shuddered in sheer disgust from your unspeakable slaughter of Shakespeare's language. God forbid you'd try French...

7/29/2008 1:22:49 AM

Enna

The stupid. It burns.

7/31/2008 5:49:41 PM

Bi The Way

Pro Tip: If you want to speak on the internet, speak in your natural language. If english is your first language then please learn to actually write it.


2/16/2010 1:29:20 AM

TheLastCenturion

statistically, more atheists have read the entire bible, cover to cover, than christians.

you were saying?

Edit: I expect electricians to be up to date on current practices and electrical codes. most christians cant even get the practices down, never mind actually reading the book.

4/17/2012 11:23:48 AM
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