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Let's see if I get this straight. The problem is CO2 emmissions. CO2 is emmitted by humans as part of normal respiration. More humans = more CO2 emmissions. There are as many people alive today as have ever existed in the history of the planet. What does that have to do with my Buick?

There are a billion Muslims in the world. Muslims emit CO2. Muslims are the enemy of the human race. Therefore, eliminate all Muslims, and you've cured the global warming problem. After all, which would you rather have in your garage, your car or a Muslim? I rest my case.

The Final Solution, then, is obvious.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 48 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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King Jones

It is my fervent hope that he is saying this sarcastically to make his point about climate change, but I suspect that he is merely expressing a desire to see a 2nd holocaust.

2/21/2006 2:35:56 PM

gregfl

\"After all, which would you rather have in your garage, your car or a Muslim?\"


excluded middle award?

2/21/2006 2:42:43 PM

Julian


Hmmm. Someone should tell this shit head his personal carbon footprint is about 30-40 tons per annum --- oh and perhaps he should go kill two birds with one stone and blow himself to pieces in a marketsquare.

2/21/2006 3:02:46 PM

David D.G.

<< After all, which would you rather have in your garage, your car or a Muslim? >>

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I'll answer that question with a question:

Have you driven a Muslim ... lately?


~David D.G.

2/21/2006 3:48:18 PM

King Jones

Yea they don't have the best mileage

2/21/2006 4:08:35 PM

Mandrake

Really, the average Muslim (due mostly to geographic and economic conditions in the regions that they are centered at) has a much smaller CO2 footprint than any of us westerners. If anyone should be killed to cure global warming, it's the Americans.

2/21/2006 4:41:46 PM

JustinGG

Ah, apparently Hitler is alive and well, and posting at Free Conservatives.

2/21/2006 4:46:10 PM

BigDaddyJ

I think he has rode too many nuts.

2/21/2006 4:47:50 PM

King Spirula

So 'testiclerider99' is back with more of more of his incisive logic and profound knowledge. May I suggest he wrap his mouth over the end of his Buick's tailpipe since it can't be any worse than giving someone mouth to mouth resuscitation.

2/21/2006 4:55:35 PM

DrunkMonkey

This is one of those posts that you just can't tell- is he being stupid, or just dishonest?

2/21/2006 5:22:29 PM

TDR

it always freaks me out when conservatives use the term \"Final Solution\". Are they really poor history scholars or do they WANT to make a parallel between themselves and the Nazis?

And David: HILARIOUS!

2/21/2006 5:29:19 PM

NKF

Given the way \"Final Solution\" was used, I'm pretty sure he's trying to associate himself with Nazis and the holocaust.

2/21/2006 5:39:13 PM

Zipperback

Yeah, he even capitalized the \"F\" and \"S\", referring not to any old ultimate answer, but the \"Final Solution\" as a singular event and proper noun.

2/21/2006 6:10:33 PM

g-21-lto

That is just beautiful.

2/21/2006 6:45:07 PM

Dan

Probably the least egregious of the inaccuracies, but it should still be noted that this:

\"There are as many people alive today as have ever existed in the history of the planet.\"

Is patently false. The dead outnumber the living by something nearer 10 to one, according to Arthur C Clarke (in the 1970s, iirc, so it's probably less now but still I bet far from parity).

I wonder though, if you were a YEC and used one of their silly population-growth arguments for YEC-ism, how would the ratio of living to dead work out?

2/21/2006 7:31:33 PM

Rosie

King, you said:
\"May I suggest he wrap his mouth over the end of his Buick's tailpipe since it can't be any worse than giving someone mouth to mouth resuscitation.\"

You think he'd try to save the life of a Muslim? I think not.

2/21/2006 7:38:12 PM

Joe

This dude's always great for a laugh. What a jackass.

2/21/2006 8:49:23 PM

Blurb

Wow.
Nutsucker69, do you realize there's nearly a billion Christians, too? and they lose population share to a more strongly-growing Muslim population every year? Ya ever think you might live longer with less stress if you didn't even worry about it?

2/21/2006 9:49:30 PM

Sierra

If a conservative Godwins himself in a forest, and there's no one around to read it, does he still lose the argument?

2/21/2006 10:24:46 PM

xMinionX

Gotta give him credit for being original, that's for sure.

2/22/2006 1:19:01 AM

ssdexecutor

My car only runs on Unleaded. I tried to fill it with Muslim once, and it didn't turn out well.

2/22/2006 2:45:29 AM

Julian


Did you try the self-immolating kind?

2/22/2006 7:16:04 AM

KSFQ

Brilliant!

2/22/2006 7:56:41 AM

Broken Egg

Can we kill all of the CO2-emitting fundies too? Please?

2/23/2006 1:19:26 AM

NezuChiza

Hmmm, Christianity has around 2.1 billion members compared to around 1.3 billion Islamic believers. I think it's clear who should be eliminated ;)

2/27/2006 11:08:41 AM
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