Let's see if I get this straight. The problem is CO2 emmissions. CO2 is emmitted by humans as part of normal respiration. More humans = more CO2 emmissions. There are as many people alive today as have ever existed in the history of the planet. What does that have to do with my Buick?
There are a billion Muslims in the world. Muslims emit CO2. Muslims are the enemy of the human race. Therefore, eliminate all Muslims, and you've cured the global warming problem. After all, which would you rather have in your garage, your car or a Muslim? I rest my case.
The Final Solution, then, is obvious.
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Really, the average Muslim (due mostly to geographic and economic conditions in the regions that they are centered at) has a much smaller CO2 footprint than any of us westerners. If anyone should be killed to cure global warming, it's the Americans.
Yeah, he even capitalized the "F" and "S", referring not to any old ultimate answer, but the "Final Solution" as a singular event and proper noun.
Probably the least egregious of the inaccuracies, but it should still be noted that this:
"There are as many people alive today as have ever existed in the history of the planet."
Is patently false. The dead outnumber the living by something nearer 10 to one, according to Arthur C Clarke (in the 1970s, iirc, so it's probably less now but still I bet far from parity).
I wonder though, if you were a YEC and used one of their silly population-growth arguments for YEC-ism, how would the ratio of living to dead work out?
Wow.
Nutsucker69, do you realize there's nearly a billion Christians, too? and they lose population share to a more strongly-growing Muslim population every year? Ya ever think you might live longer with less stress if you didn't even worry about it?
Hitler: There are a billion Jews in the world. Jews poison the wells. Jews are the enemy of the human race. Therefore, eliminate all Jews, and you've cured the contaminated water problem. After all, which would you rather have in Germany, pureblooded Aryans or Jews? I rest my case. The Final Solution, then, is obvious.
"The problem is CO2 emmissions. CO2 is emmitted by humans as part of normal respiration."
(As no-one else has pointed it out.) Unless Nutrider lives on a diet of coal, washed down with Texaco's finest, he - like the muslims and every other human being on the planet - is biofueled. All the carbon in the CO2 he and everyone else on Earth is breathing out comes from our food, which got it from the plants (perhaps by way of an intermediate animal or two), which got it from the atmosphere in the first place.
Apart from the fuel used in processing, packaging and transporting our food, and the occasional land clearance involved in growing it, eating and breathing is carbon neutral.
Not to say that eating more local fresh produce, or a bit less meat, wouldn't benefit both us and the environment. But as an excuse for genocide, "breathing funny" is pretty lame.
""After all, which would you rather have in your garage, your car or a Muslim?"
I laughed so hard."
You are not the only one :-)
Let's see, I don't have a car, don't have a garage either... car or muslim? car or muslim? CAR OR MUSLIM??? Oh shit, where would I keep EITHER?
I can't decide. I'll pick something else, I think I'd prefer to have YOU lying in front of my house, fucked to death with a hockey stick. Because that's what's appropriate for people who advocate a Final Solution.
"After all, which would you rather have in your garage, your car or a Muslim?"
the depends on whether the Muslim is handsome, rich, well-educated, a nice person, and has similar politics to my own.
Muslims are the enemy of the human race.
So, in your opinion, the "Muslim race" isn't even part of humanity, right? Because if they were indeed part of the human race then your statement would merely suggest a logical absurdity (1.5 billion people who actively think of themselves as their own enemies), right? Right. "Muslim", by the way, isn't a seperate "race", so...
Confused?
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