Nutrider99 #fundie freeconservatives.com

Let's see if I get this straight. The problem is CO2 emmissions. CO2 is emmitted by humans as part of normal respiration. More humans = more CO2 emmissions. There are as many people alive today as have ever existed in the history of the planet. What does that have to do with my Buick?

There are a billion Muslims in the world. Muslims emit CO2. Muslims are the enemy of the human race. Therefore, eliminate all Muslims, and you've cured the global warming problem. After all, which would you rather have in your garage, your car or a Muslim? I rest my case.

The Final Solution, then, is obvious.

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