Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
no sexual immorality is anything that binds a sexual nature masturbation is a sexual thing to do
[2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
... but it's not sexually immoral, is that what you're saying? Alrighty then!
2/22/2006 4:14:21 AM
Are we supposed to be able to understand this?
2/22/2006 5:15:26 AM
I think the key word is binds. So masturbating is okay, but self bondage coupled with masutrbation is out because it combines binding yourself with a sexual nature.
2/22/2006 5:18:47 AM
I'm guessing the problem here is a lack of basic grammar skills. Maybe it should be:
\"No! Sexual immorality is anything that binds a sexual nature. Masturbation is a sexual thing to do.\"
Okay, it makes more sense that way, but it still makes very little sense. I did what I could.
2/22/2006 5:25:52 AM
randizzle can't speak clearly because he's dying of chronic blue balls.
2/22/2006 5:43:35 AM
I'm not sure what he's talking about, but I'll bet it has something to do with autoerotic asphyxiation...
2/22/2006 3:34:55 PM
What is it with people that can't put together an intelligible sentence?
Now I have to dig out my decoder ring again to see what the hell he's babbling about...
2/22/2006 3:40:59 PM
Leaving for a moment the absolute incoherence of the comment generally, what the heck would it mean to \"bind\" a sexual nature anyway? How does the word \"bind\" apply here at all?
There's no way I can comment on the full content of this post, because it is so incoherent that there isn't any.
2/22/2006 4:45:08 PM
Maybe he's talking about sticky white stuff...
2/22/2006 5:12:58 PM
I'm going to the bathroom to \"go blind\" right now.
2/22/2006 5:19:13 PM
randizzle's comment isn't clear because it is hard to type when you're blind and you have hairy palms.
2/22/2006 5:45:58 PM
say what now?
2/23/2006 9:31:21 PM
What the fuck does he mean, "Bind"? All I can think is that he means "Restrict", but last time I checked, the fundies are the ones doing all the sexual restriction.
7/1/2007 5:37:20 PM
I'm lost. Guess I'll just go toss off.
7/1/2007 6:34:58 PM
'randizzle' is not that far from 'rainjizzle'
7/1/2007 7:46:57 PM
I can't understand what the fuck you're saying.
11/19/2008 1:53:35 PM
"No sexual immorality?! Is anything that bind a sexual nature masturbation? Is [it] a sexual thing to do?"
(Reminds me of the famous example stressing the importance of capitalization: I helped my uncle Jack off a horse vs. i helped my uncle jack off a horse.)
11/19/2008 2:00:55 PM
Following your premise, is menstruation, nocturnal pollution or puberty inmoral?
8/9/2009 2:37:33 PM
Or the mere sex. Is it inmoral to have sex with anybody, including your spouse?
8/9/2009 2:38:49 PM
Sex inside the bounds of marriage binds a sexual nature. It must be a sin as well.
7/13/2010 3:55:53 AM
I wonder how you exist
7/19/2015 9:10:28 AM