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no sexual immorality is anything that binds a sexual nature masturbation is a sexual thing to do

randizzle, Myspace 21 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


... but it's not sexually immoral, is that what you're saying? Alrighty then!

2/22/2006 4:14:21 AM


Are we supposed to be able to understand this?

2/22/2006 5:15:26 AM


I think the key word is binds. So masturbating is okay, but self bondage coupled with masutrbation is out because it combines binding yourself with a sexual nature.

2/22/2006 5:18:47 AM


I'm guessing the problem here is a lack of basic grammar skills. Maybe it should be:

\"No! Sexual immorality is anything that binds a sexual nature. Masturbation is a sexual thing to do.\"

Okay, it makes more sense that way, but it still makes very little sense. I did what I could.

2/22/2006 5:25:52 AM


randizzle can't speak clearly because he's dying of chronic blue balls.

2/22/2006 5:43:35 AM


I'm not sure what he's talking about, but I'll bet it has something to do with autoerotic asphyxiation...

2/22/2006 3:34:55 PM


What is it with people that can't put together an intelligible sentence?

Now I have to dig out my decoder ring again to see what the hell he's babbling about...

2/22/2006 3:40:59 PM

David D.G.

Leaving for a moment the absolute incoherence of the comment generally, what the heck would it mean to \"bind\" a sexual nature anyway? How does the word \"bind\" apply here at all?

There's no way I can comment on the full content of this post, because it is so incoherent that there isn't any.

~David D.G.

2/22/2006 4:45:08 PM


Maybe he's talking about sticky white stuff...

2/22/2006 5:12:58 PM


I'm going to the bathroom to \"go blind\" right now.

2/22/2006 5:19:13 PM

King Spirula

randizzle's comment isn't clear because it is hard to type when you're blind and you have hairy palms.

2/22/2006 5:45:58 PM


say what now?

2/23/2006 9:31:21 PM


What the fuck does he mean, "Bind"? All I can think is that he means "Restrict", but last time I checked, the fundies are the ones doing all the sexual restriction.

7/1/2007 5:37:20 PM


I'm lost. Guess I'll just go toss off.

7/1/2007 6:34:58 PM


'randizzle' is not that far from 'rainjizzle'


7/1/2007 7:46:57 PM


I can't understand what the fuck you're saying.

11/19/2008 1:53:35 PM


"No sexual immorality?! Is anything that bind a sexual nature masturbation? Is [it] a sexual thing to do?"

All better.

(Reminds me of the famous example stressing the importance of capitalization: I helped my uncle Jack off a horse vs. i helped my uncle jack off a horse.)

11/19/2008 2:00:55 PM

Following your premise, is menstruation, nocturnal pollution or puberty inmoral?

8/9/2009 2:37:33 PM

Or the mere sex. Is it inmoral to have sex with anybody, including your spouse?

8/9/2009 2:38:49 PM


Sex inside the bounds of marriage binds a sexual nature. It must be a sin as well.

7/13/2010 3:55:53 AM

I wonder how you exist

7/19/2015 9:10:28 AM