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If there was a type of anti-gay serum, i would go around and put the potion in a bunch of darts, and start going around shooting all the gays so they would be free of their desease. Not kill them, just rid them of their vile disrupted brains

Antigay, HipForums 27 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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godling

Oh, yeah, all Anthegay thinks about is spurting his hot serum into all those gays.

2/22/2006 9:01:45 AM

Julian


If an Antigay and a gay collide at high speeds, do the cancel each other out or do they combine to form a neutral?

2/22/2006 9:51:49 AM

Julian


I also used to think that it was impossible to live without a brain.

Thankyou Antigay for proving this wrong, both by your testimony and your very existence.

2/22/2006 9:53:24 AM

King Jones

For some reason this reminds me Bill Hicks' skit about having backed up semen shooting out like a wax dart and blinding his girlfriend.

Good times :)

2/22/2006 11:56:08 AM

Rosie

What does the serum do, make them become fundies? That's a good way to ensure they're brain-free.

2/22/2006 1:10:06 PM

Manibeaux

King Jones: Get out of my head!

2/22/2006 1:12:26 PM

Nekhbet

Except for the lesbians He'd watch them make out pant ...drooolll..... then watch that serum fly.

2/22/2006 2:21:02 PM

DrunkMonkey

If only there was an anti-fundie serum like this.

2/22/2006 3:54:17 PM

Maronan

[singing] They don't need a serum. Remember: Antigay would be a perfectly normal, intelligent, and respectable person, if he only had a brain! [/singing]

I guess he spent too much time huffing his \"anti-gay\" brain-destroying serum, or perhaps some other chemicals.

2/22/2006 5:09:25 PM

King Spirula

I'm confused. Isn't a 'vile disrupted brain' one a zombie has been feeding on? I find it funny he calls homosexuality a 'disease' since most fundies refer to it as an immoral choice.

2/22/2006 5:50:04 PM

Phil

\"I find it funny he calls homosexuality a 'disease' since most fundies refer to it as an immoral choice.\"

Or demonic possession.

2/22/2006 9:52:10 PM

Arcturus

Julian, they become asexual.

2/23/2006 2:18:47 AM

CousinTed

Antigay, if there were an anti-dumbass serum I'd inject every existing drop of it into your ass. I doubt it would be enough though...

2/23/2006 2:46:40 AM

DoctorX

Braaaaaaaaaaaains.....

2/23/2006 4:37:33 AM

TDR

or you could hit them with a shovel, like Shawn of the Dead...

2/23/2006 9:29:50 PM

Jade

If there was a type of anti-idiocy serum, I would go around and put the potion in a bunch of darts...

2/24/2006 5:49:47 AM

sadchristian

self hatred is so sad. Antigay must dream of sucking big cocks daily to get this full of self hate.

2/28/2006 7:46:28 PM

Adrian

If an Antigay and a gay collide at high speeds, do the cancel each other out or do they combine to form a neutral?

I guess it would be like matter and antimatter, it would create an explosion equal to the sum of both of their masses. Dear God this could very well destroy the whole planet!

12/6/2006 11:37:52 PM

SaneChick

And then you would go to jail for assualt.

12/6/2006 11:52:32 PM

cerebulon

Well... I've had 3 homosexual guys I know mention that they wished they weren't gay. They said that it would make their lives easier if they were just attracted to women. I would guess that if there was a serum available, some would volunteer to take it. (I am not condoning some idiot trying to force them to take it.)

My Mother was born left-handed. She was forced to be right-handed by my Grandmother. My Mother would be punished if she used her left hand. She is right-handed now and has been most of her life. She was forced to conform to her mother's concept of normality.

Is it wrong to engage in psychological conditioning? Some might argue we are all conditioned to some degree by our schools, peers and parents. The act of sharing is not natural, it is something we are forced to learn through positive and negative reinforcement.

Another question in the same vein is why is homosexuality considered an acceptable \"life choice\" when pedophila, necrophilia, beastiality, and many fetishes are still considered to be psychological disorders or perversions? By what basis do societies decide what is acceptable behavior or not?

12/7/2006 12:19:57 AM

SaneChick

Cerebulon, pedophila, necrophilia, and beastiality have a common denominator that homosexuality does not share: a partner that is unable to give consent.


12/7/2006 12:23:06 AM

Cerebulon

SaneChick said: Cerebulon, pedophila, necrophilia, and beastiality have a common denominator that homosexuality does not share: a partner that is unable to give consent.


Sanechick, there are plenty of things that are not allowed in our society that are consentual: Drug use, bigamy and prostitution come to mind. There are plenty of teenagers who have had sex and are being tried for statutory rape - even though it was entirely consentual. What about the case in Germany where two cannibals got together and ate each other? That was entirely consentual, but the surviving cannibal was sent to prison.

Somehow I think there is more to something being acceptable than whether or not it is consentual.


12/8/2006 2:18:49 AM



Ok, now explain how homosexuality can be a sin without destroying free will.

8/8/2009 3:24:46 PM

M

@Cerebulon --

The thing is, I'm not against bigamy or prostitution. I am, however, against things that harm people; like opiates and cannibalism. When someone's health and life are endangered, *then* I am against a thing.

5/23/2011 5:24:01 PM

Blarghonius

We don't have that, mainly because doctors are working on important things.

5/23/2011 6:56:00 PM
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