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All nations can be traced back to the same place by name,written word and by stories collected from every contenant, No matter what religion you are,you have a Noah.Some of the nations are still named for the children of Noah.

But you can't proove to anyone that there is a G-d if they don't believe it because they never will.

If there is a G-d then there is but one truth and all stories point to it.

If there is not a G-d then there is no design.

The Sun has a cycle of 365 days and the moon has 18 and a half years and Venus comes to outshine the moon in it's cycle of 8 years.

We can see the dying of winter and look up and see the belt of Orion.

No matter how much I hit my dog,he always still loves me but the cat I feed has never let me touch him.A dog would eat his own runt and think it was tasty but when he ripps my couch up in anger his ears are hanging down and he's hiding under the table.

Would a human eat his own runt?

Flavius, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 36 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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David D.G.

Okay, somebody obviously left the door to the nurses' station unlocked at the asylum, and one of the inmates is on the computer keyboard. That's the only way to explain this collection of lunatic ravings.


~David D.G.

2/22/2006 8:43:14 PM

Blurb

\"Would a human eat his own runt?\"

Only if they were a member of the Donner party or maybe a player on a Brazillian soccer team.

2/22/2006 8:57:46 PM

Shell

What kind of asshole Christian hits his dog???

2/22/2006 9:08:22 PM

King Spirula

No, a human would not eat his own runt. Humans prefer the fat kid. Anyone else in favor of reporting this wanker to the Humane Society?

2/22/2006 9:21:24 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Blurb: they were Chilean, and it was a rugby team. Good job, too; soccer players are kind of skinny.

2/22/2006 9:49:48 PM

ooh_child

I'm laughing harder now than when I first read Flavius' ravings at SHDF.

Thanks guys, for the much needed comedy!

2/22/2006 10:11:51 PM

Blind Watchmaker

\"Venus comes to outshine the moon...\"

Oh, no! So Velikovsky may have been right after all!

2/22/2006 10:55:32 PM

Julian


Blurb -- Uraguayan Rugby Union Team.

Frankly I wish the dog would bite his hand off.

As for the last sentence. I remember before I had a computer handwriting an art essay and talking about the popular misconception of Leonardo Da Vinci as a person and the phrase 'puny little runt' was mentioned and my teacher hit the roof. I got into soooooo much trouble and we had a big debate over colloquialisms until I was looking at my handwriting and the penny dropped... \"You do know that's an R miss?\"

2/22/2006 11:08:21 PM

Julian

I thought Noah's sons were called Ham, Shep and Japhet (going from memory 25 years ago). Help me out here people - what country?

2/22/2006 11:12:17 PM

Maronan

\"All nations can be traced back to the same place by name,written word and by stories collected from every contenant, No matter what religion you are,you have a Noah.Some of the nations are still named for the children of Noah.\"

Well, we can trace humans back to Africa, where we first evolved, but we don't use different cultures' stories or writings to do so. As for \"Noah\" stories in every religion, and nations named after his kids, I'd like to see sources. Unless, of course, the source is your ass, in which case I have a court order barring you from displaying it. I obtained the court order as a preemptive measure, since most assertions of this nature do, in fact, come from the asserter's ass.

\"But you can't proove to anyone that there is a G-d if they don't believe it because they never will.\"

In other words, you can only preach to the choir. I can believe this much. You're just grumpy that you can only \"prove\" God/a god/a G-d to those who have decided ahead of time that he/she/it exists.

\"If there is a G-d then there is but one truth and all stories point to it.\"

Regardless of what stories point to, you need hard evidence. Myths and legends do not count as hard evidence. The Holey Bible is, in fact, a book of myths, by the way. (And what's with the \"G-d\" spelling? Is \"god\" a naughty word to these people?)

\"The Sun has a cycle of 365 days...\"

Is this guy a geocentrist? Wouldn't put it past him.

\"...the moon has 18 and a half years...\"

What is he talking about?

\"...and Venus comes to outshine the moon in it's cycle of 8 years.\"

HOOOKAY, if you say so. Venus looks brighter than the moon every eight years?

\"We can see the dying of winter and look up and see the belt of Orion.\" [Therefore, God]

Not quite enough to win a Non Sequitur of the Month, I'm afraid.

\"No matter how much I hit my dog,he always still loves me...\"

Notify the cops and arrest this twit! Well, maybe he doesn't beat his dog, since a dog that gets beaten won't continue to love him. Of course, I won't trust this guy's ability to recognize love.

\"...but the cat I feed has never let me touch him.\"

I wonder why? I have two cats, and neither has a problem with being touched. Maybe you don't treat them well enough?

\"A dog would eat his own runt and think it was tasty but when he ripps my couch up in anger his ears are hanging down and he's hiding under the table.\"

Where do you get this runt-eating idea from? I've never heard of it. Hamsters, perhaps. My pet mouse abandoned her runts, but they got by just fine. Oh, and by the way, stop beating your dog and he might not rip up your couch as much.

\"Would a human eat his own runt?\"

I wouldn't put it past you.

I've been in an unusually hyper mood today, hence the rare line-by-line mocking.

2/23/2006 12:35:42 AM

Acetv

Maronan, in certain circles, use of the full name \"God\" is considered use in vain, as there is no true reason to invoke His name.

The dash is often used by those of the Jewish faith.

2/23/2006 2:00:50 AM

gregfl

g-d dammit your a moron.


2/23/2006 3:34:17 AM

Talisman

\"But you can't proove to anyone that there is a G-d if they don't believe it because they never will.\"

That's terribly nonsensical (like I expected something else). It's like saying I can't prove to you the sun exists because you don't believe in it and never will. Certainly if I showed you evidence of the sun you would believe it was there. Same thing with your god.

\"The Sun has a cycle of 365 days and the moon has 18 and a half years and Venus comes to outshine the moon in it's cycle of 8 years.

We can see the dying of winter and look up and see the belt of Orion.\"

Now he begins rambling on about cosmology. What this has to do with the first half of his post I can't quite make out.

\"No matter how much I hit my dog,he always still loves me but the cat I feed has never let me touch him.A dog would eat his own runt and think it was tasty but when he ripps my couch up in anger his ears are hanging down and he's hiding under the table.\"

And now we're on to animal psychology...

\"Would a human eat his own runt?\"

And finally human canibalistic behaviour. Is he schizophrenic or just extremely absent minded?

2/23/2006 3:38:58 AM

The Amazing Toby

You don't suppose he meant \"rump\" instead of runt, do you?

2/23/2006 12:45:34 PM

Coffee

This is like a flow-of-consciousness rant by a schizophrenic. Which makes sense considering the correlation between schizophrenia and religous delusions.

2/23/2006 1:36:27 PM

themann1086

you hit your dog?! what an asshole...

2/23/2006 8:20:15 PM

Acetv

Just so you guys know, comment #18344 was NOT written by me. I care much more about spelling and coherency.

2/23/2006 10:37:41 PM

Julian

Sorry Ace. That was ME!

Meant to reply to you, and forgot the whole 'not signed in thing'...

What was inaccurate?

I did miss a comma between the two 'that's - what was misspelt?

2/24/2006 3:31:01 AM

Acetv

Heh, no worries, mate. Some word in there was misspelled, is all - I assumed it was a fundie, trying to tarnish my name :).

I realize I'm pretty harsh on typos, sorry about that...

2/24/2006 3:49:11 AM

Jade

Maronan, a dog will eat its own young if need be. We had a dog reject one of her puppies shortly after it was born, kill it, and she would have eaten it if I hadn't of caught her and taken the puppy away. Sorry if that's gross, but just thought I'd clarify that it does happen. Nature's way and all that.

Everything else you said, I agree with though.

2/24/2006 6:21:20 AM

King Spirula

Jade,
I believe that type of cannibalism is fairly common. Some scientist (I'm one of them) suspect the mother may be to detect abnormalities (by smell?) in the offspring and thus cull them out. In other cases, it is known that stress will induce this behavior.

2/24/2006 3:19:47 PM

David D.G.

King Spirula: \"In other cases, it is known that stress will induce this behavior.\"

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Dang, considering my mom's anxiety levels, it's a wonder I didn't end up as a roast by the age of 10.


~David D.G.

2/24/2006 4:50:44 PM

Maronan

OK, thanks for the God vs. G-d idea. And, thanks Jade, for the somewhat gross knowledge. (I've seen it apply to hamsters, but I don't have much experience with puppies. One of my hamsters ate her pups once, though.) Puppy-eating isn't too common though, is it? Is it more or less common than humans eating puppies? (slight joke.)

2/24/2006 9:58:11 PM

Adrian

What are you going on about?

12/6/2006 11:40:22 PM

MILF-chan

I don't know what to say, except to suggest reporting him to the relevant animal welfare authorities.

12/7/2006 12:12:04 AM
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