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[Please present evidence that God was the cause.]

The cause is the evidence.

God is the cause. The cause is God. Therefore the cause is the evidence of God.

Joe is the plumber. The plumber is Joe. Therefore the plumber is the evidence of Joe.

Find the plumber and you will find Joe.

Doveaman, Christianforums 56 Comments [11/2/2013 7:41:21 AM]
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Grimsoncrow

therefore the post is evidence of circular reasoning.Circular reasoning is evidence of this post, Say, this is fun!!

11/2/2013 7:52:29 AM

maanantai

But of course! That explains it all! I now believe!

Yup. Totally.

And because all pikes are fishes and therefore pike=fish , it must mean that all the fish are pikes! No more salmon for you ;)

*goes on and spreads the gospel of Pike*

11/2/2013 7:59:34 AM

werewolf

What if Manuel was the plumber and Joe was the electrician? Therefore, god.

11/2/2013 8:05:35 AM

Nomen Nescio

someone shouldn't keep the kids such close company on the merry-go-round anymore, i think.

11/2/2013 8:36:46 AM

John_in_Oz

But Joe the Plumber was really Samuel Joseph Wurzelbache.
And God likewise has the true identity of the delusion of the gullible.
Find God and you will find the gullible.
This post proves it.

11/2/2013 8:38:17 AM

RW2

You are an idiot. An idiot are you. Yep, seems legit.

11/2/2013 8:38:22 AM

Darkevilme

I can't follow this train of unreason..someone get me more booze.

11/2/2013 8:50:11 AM

ChakatBlackstar

But my plumber's name is Bob O.o

11/2/2013 8:51:18 AM

Malingspann

This plumbs new depths.

11/2/2013 9:03:50 AM

Qazamir McSmarty Britches

Which "God" and what about plumbers not named Joe?

11/2/2013 9:10:22 AM

Da Rat Bastid

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and round...

11/2/2013 9:15:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

Looks in British local Yellow Pages

...nope, not seeing any plumber called 'Joe' in my locale. And the last time I had a plumber in my home, he was called Alan; it said so on his business card.

Therefore a 'God' doesn't exist. Thanks for admitting that yourself, via use of Bad Analogy. Your argument is invalid. [/hyper-smartarse]

11/2/2013 9:15:19 AM



Well, if Joe has facebook, it will be relatively easy.

11/2/2013 9:35:23 AM

Ebon

What. Just what.

11/2/2013 9:48:39 AM

tracer

Well, you can't argue with rock-solid logic like this.

11/2/2013 10:00:44 AM

Justanotheratheist

There is no other way of saying this: that was fucking pathetic, even for a fundie.

11/2/2013 10:03:05 AM

Swede

So, every plumber I find is a Joe? Even if the plumber is female?

11/2/2013 10:06:07 AM

emau99

Allah is the cause. The cause is Allah. Therefore, the cause is the evidence of Allah.

What's that, Doveman? You disagree with my conclusion?

Show me where I'm wrong.

11/2/2013 10:38:52 AM

quinky

Talk about making your argument and destroying it at the same time. Since it's obvious that there are other plumbers than Joe, then there are other causes than God. Done.

11/2/2013 10:45:22 AM

John

"The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the cause. The cause is The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Therefore the cause is the evidence of The Flying Spaghetti Monster."

Why isn't that just as valid?

11/2/2013 11:03:51 AM

UHM

I have no idea what you are on, but keep it away from me.

@Swede: Technically, Joe can be a nickname for Josephine or Johanna.

11/2/2013 11:07:48 AM

solomongrundy

I need to quit visiting this site. That there's anyone out there who could believe that that made the tiniest fragment of sense has deprived me of my last faith in humanity.


11/2/2013 11:16:31 AM

freako104

Evidence. You're failing it

11/2/2013 11:17:43 AM

Old Viking

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. Woody Allen

11/2/2013 11:34:57 AM

Frey

The judge is out, the jury's in, the orange is green and check this bin:
Circles in circles and eating their tails, endlessly chomping as the pain makes them wail.
The judge has come back, much worse for the wear, with absolutely no patience to spare.
Don't waste their time and don't waste ours; keep the fail to your self, away from us far.

11/2/2013 12:18:27 PM
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