The Great Chuck Norris
2/23/2006 3:48:46 AM
Chuck - All the stars barring the sun look pretty much the same distance away to the naked eye, especialy if the ones further away burn brighter.
Basically when you're that far right, everyone else looks like left wing terrorists no matter how neutral they are.
2/23/2006 3:52:27 AM
yay, the first one I've submitted that got in :)
2/23/2006 3:55:49 AM
\"So right it's wrong\" award?
2/23/2006 3:56:48 AM
I could swear this is a Bushism. (for us or against us crap)
2/23/2006 3:57:24 AM
I THOUGHT that was Osama I saw holding a sign at the war protest rally.
2/23/2006 4:15:45 AM
I was wondering where that scarf came from.
2/23/2006 5:32:08 AM
Julian - Middle eastern terrorists are theocratic and conservative. Left wing terrorists would be blowing stuff up for Marxism or something.
2/23/2006 9:03:41 AM
Gadzooks, no wonder the Democrats can't get organized; they're over in the Middle East blowing themselves up.
Either that, or we should have seen a LOT more turbans at the last Democratic Convention. I don't recall seeing many.
OR, just possibly, Maggie_T is making a teensy bit of a stretch in a metaphorical comparison. Julian, I think you hit the fundie nail squarely on its flat head with that stars analogy.
2/23/2006 2:58:02 PM
Obviously, someone has been taking a daily dose of Rush Limpbore. Oh, and Maggie, your rants would be more meaningful if you got your yellow ass over to Iraq.
2/23/2006 3:03:35 PM
It seems to me, that Middle Eastern Terrorists are right wing, conservative, religious extremists who believe in a state-wide religion, while Democrats are left wing, liberal, and generally more secular, and oppose state-wide religion.
Of course, most Democrats have fingers, and so do most Middle Eastern Terrorists...
2/23/2006 5:54:38 PM
western terrorists, on the other hand....
2/23/2006 8:56:01 PM
Have 5 +/- 3 toes at birth and usually end up with half that number by puberty.
2/24/2006 3:19:41 AM
2/24/2006 3:31:50 AM
Bite my ass
2/24/2006 5:00:37 AM
Yeah, except one blows shit up and the other one doesn't. Minor difference there. :*
2/24/2006 2:40:29 PM
I'm a democrat, so why did Howard Dean never tell me this in his e-mails to me from the DNC?
2/25/2006 9:45:40 PM
The Bible actually promotes terrorism. Didn't Samson pretty much suicide bomb an enemy of the Jews?
10/17/2007 9:12:27 PM
Aren't those two mutually exclusive things?
10/17/2007 9:30:58 PM
Why in the fu do fundys hate liberals so much!?! You would think that they would really love them. Jesus was a hair faced pinko liberal in his day. Cant they see this? The republicains are big time rob the poor and give it to the rich mammon worshiping plutocrats that promise to fight abortion and homosexuals for the sake of morality but really favor ripping the vitality out of the country for the sake of large corperations and the few. Would their jesus like these people
10/3/2012 11:21:15 PM