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#17017
King Spirula
So basically, christian fundie men are a bunch of control freak pussies who have to fight over the most insecure, low-self-esteem woman around. Guess they don't know about blow-up dolls as these are a perfect match for them.
2/23/2006 3:27:17 PM
#17021
Caphi
Word to theabaud: that is NOT the way to avoid fostering homosexuality. Just putting that out there.
2/23/2006 4:49:33 PM
#17044
Nekhbet
You're gonna have those boys hanging around the house a long time buster, a REALLY long time.
2/23/2006 7:23:34 PM
#17048
Manibeaux
Yes, because everyone knows all women want to marry their fathers.
2/23/2006 7:48:16 PM
#17079
TDR
you said it, Nekhbet. I think a lot of guys are going to have to get into this century if they're expecting to get some.
2/23/2006 8:54:10 PM
#17220
CousinTed
What passages is he asking them to read to them...
\"And Lot called unto his wife; \"Bitch! Make me a sammich!\"
-2 Misogynest 4:34
2/24/2006 2:05:49 AM
#17221
ez-c
If my girlfriend acted like that, I'd dump her. I can't respect someone who doesn't respect themselves. And I certainly can't respect someone who believes girls should be slaves.
2/24/2006 2:07:36 AM
#17234
Julian
Wow.
As opposed to the smokingly insightful, witty, funny, hilarious, enlightened women on this board that make me hang on every post !!!!
Not in order...
Nekbet
Mannibeaux
TDR
Sierra
Jade
Babe
Peachy(?)
* There's a few others I really love reading and can't quite remember exact non de plumes. I also omitted any androgenous names, or people I couldn't recall if they has mentioned their sex.
2/24/2006 3:05:27 AM
#17235
Contentious woman
And this is why I'm leery (sp?) of dating Xtian men....no matter how reasonable they seem.
2/24/2006 3:09:42 AM
#17247
Joe
I hope theabaud doesn't have any daughters... and if he does, what the hell is he teaching them?!?
2/24/2006 3:35:04 AM
#17253
Julian
I myself prefer to look at the quality of their teeth and make them do a few laps of the exercise yard to check out any imperfections in their gait.
OK that was obviously a joke. As are these two:
* I like to look at their mother, not so much as a potential mother in law, but a crystal ball. (Did I just mortally offend every female that's ever lived?)
* Just buy them an ice-cream and watch how they eat it! (How about now?)
2/24/2006 3:55:03 AM
#17259
Maronan
<<<I teach our boys to avoid girls who will not submit and/or who are contentious.>>>
Oh, c'mon! This is a GOOD thing! Don't we WANT these people to be selected against? They may not \"believe\" evolution, but that won't stop sexual selection from keeping their genes out of the pool!
2/24/2006 4:40:41 AM
#17304
Jade
\"It takes longer to find a wife one can get along with...\"
I think he confused \"get along\" with \"control and order to fetch me a beer.\" And I agree with Nekhbet. Those boys will be around for a very long time. I hope to whoever/whatever that those boys don't listen to theabaud or else their marriages will be incredibly boring.
(Awwww, thank you Julian for the kind words.)
2/24/2006 6:58:14 AM
#17315
Martha P.
Heh. He thinks he's catching flak NOW...
Yes, (insert deity here) forbid that any of theabaud's sons should marry a woman with a brain!
2/24/2006 9:57:42 AM
#17340
King Spirula
CousinTed,
Loved it!
2/24/2006 3:12:35 PM
#17383
Manibeaux
Awwwww Julian! <blushes>
Excuse me, I have to fetch a beer for my husband now.
2/24/2006 6:09:45 PM
#17440
Nekhbet
(((((((Julian)))))))
2/24/2006 9:08:57 PM
#517711
Natalie
Yuck. The people on that thread make me sick. One woman says, "We must submit....thanks for the gentle reminder." Why do these women want to be treated like this? How is this logical?
5/27/2008 9:49:42 PM
#517761
anon.
Hey ass-cat; just so you know, my girlfriend wins like 90% of all of our arguments. I hope yer li'l boys each land loud, bossy, domineering chicks who ain't afraid to show off how much smarter than their husbands they are. My girlfriend's dad was also a psycho religious jerk-off who spent her whole life feeding her the whole "get-in-the-kitchen-&-make-me-a-sanwich" line. Frankly it's kinda a turn-on when she mouths off at me & bosses me around. If that doesn't make you mad, a member of my imediate family is gay. Whatcha thinka that, god-boy? It's folk like you who make me glad my parents din't feed me this bible-crap when I was a kid.
5/27/2008 11:01:44 PM
#518117
apYrs
boldly raising the next generation of funktard misogynists
5/28/2008 7:14:03 AM
#518175
Freboy
Can't handle a smart, independent woman?
5/28/2008 9:31:00 AM
#518191
super dooper dooper man
So this is what you guys are reduced to since the slave trade was outlawed?
Seriously, if you want a submissive wife then there are plenty of chick in Asia/Russia who'll do anything (and I do mean ANYTHING) for a visa.
5/28/2008 9:48:22 AM
#518556
Brain_In_A_Jar
It takes longer to find a wife one can get along with, but that is all too important.
A master-slave situation is not something I'd ever think to refer to as two people "getting along with" each other.
5/28/2008 4:36:25 PM
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5/29/2008 4:19:20 PM
#1526609
anothga
"How DARE women have their own free will and desires?"
4/13/2013 12:01:18 PM
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