So basically, christian fundie men are a bunch of control freak pussies who have to fight over the most insecure, low-self-esteem woman around. Guess they don't know about blow-up dolls as these are a perfect match for them.
2/23/2006 3:27:17 PM
Word to theabaud: that is NOT the way to avoid fostering homosexuality. Just putting that out there.
2/23/2006 4:49:33 PM
You're gonna have those boys hanging around the house a long time buster, a REALLY long time.
2/23/2006 7:23:34 PM
Yes, because everyone knows all women want to marry their fathers.
2/23/2006 7:48:16 PM
you said it, Nekhbet. I think a lot of guys are going to have to get into this century if they're expecting to get some.
2/23/2006 8:54:10 PM
What passages is he asking them to read to them...
\"And Lot called unto his wife; \"Bitch! Make me a sammich!\"
-2 Misogynest 4:34
2/24/2006 2:05:49 AM
If my girlfriend acted like that, I'd dump her. I can't respect someone who doesn't respect themselves. And I certainly can't respect someone who believes girls should be slaves.
2/24/2006 2:07:36 AM
As opposed to the smokingly insightful, witty, funny, hilarious, enlightened women on this board that make me hang on every post !!!!
Not in order...
* There's a few others I really love reading and can't quite remember exact non de plumes. I also omitted any androgenous names, or people I couldn't recall if they has mentioned their sex.
2/24/2006 3:05:27 AM
And this is why I'm leery (sp?) of dating Xtian men....no matter how reasonable they seem.
2/24/2006 3:09:42 AM
I hope theabaud doesn't have any daughters... and if he does, what the hell is he teaching them?!?
2/24/2006 3:35:04 AM
I myself prefer to look at the quality of their teeth and make them do a few laps of the exercise yard to check out any imperfections in their gait.
OK that was obviously a joke. As are these two:
* I like to look at their mother, not so much as a potential mother in law, but a crystal ball. (Did I just mortally offend every female that's ever lived?)
* Just buy them an ice-cream and watch how they eat it! (How about now?)
2/24/2006 3:55:03 AM
<<<I teach our boys to avoid girls who will not submit and/or who are contentious.>>>
Oh, c'mon! This is a GOOD thing! Don't we WANT these people to be selected against? They may not \"believe\" evolution, but that won't stop sexual selection from keeping their genes out of the pool!
2/24/2006 4:40:41 AM
\"It takes longer to find a wife one can get along with...\"
I think he confused \"get along\" with \"control and order to fetch me a beer.\" And I agree with Nekhbet. Those boys will be around for a very long time. I hope to whoever/whatever that those boys don't listen to theabaud or else their marriages will be incredibly boring.
(Awwww, thank you Julian for the kind words.)
2/24/2006 6:58:14 AM
Heh. He thinks he's catching flak NOW...
Yes, (insert deity here) forbid that any of theabaud's sons should marry a woman with a brain!
2/24/2006 9:57:42 AM
2/24/2006 3:12:35 PM
Awwwww Julian! <blushes>
Excuse me, I have to fetch a beer for my husband now.
2/24/2006 6:09:45 PM
2/24/2006 9:08:57 PM
Yuck. The people on that thread make me sick. One woman says, "We must submit....thanks for the gentle reminder." Why do these women want to be treated like this? How is this logical?
5/27/2008 9:49:42 PM
Hey ass-cat; just so you know, my girlfriend wins like 90% of all of our arguments. I hope yer li'l boys each land loud, bossy, domineering chicks who ain't afraid to show off how much smarter than their husbands they are. My girlfriend's dad was also a psycho religious jerk-off who spent her whole life feeding her the whole "get-in-the-kitchen-&-make-me-a-sanwich" line. Frankly it's kinda a turn-on when she mouths off at me & bosses me around. If that doesn't make you mad, a member of my imediate family is gay. Whatcha thinka that, god-boy? It's folk like you who make me glad my parents din't feed me this bible-crap when I was a kid.
5/27/2008 11:01:44 PM
boldly raising the next generation of funktard misogynists
5/28/2008 7:14:03 AM
Can't handle a smart, independent woman?
5/28/2008 9:31:00 AM
super dooper dooper man
So this is what you guys are reduced to since the slave trade was outlawed?
Seriously, if you want a submissive wife then there are plenty of chick in Asia/Russia who'll do anything (and I do mean ANYTHING) for a visa.
5/28/2008 9:48:22 AM
It takes longer to find a wife one can get along with, but that is all too important.
A master-slave situation is not something I'd ever think to refer to as two people "getting along with" each other.
5/28/2008 4:36:25 PM
5/29/2008 4:19:20 PM
"How DARE women have their own free will and desires?"
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