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As a God fearing Christian I can and will tell you what is right and wrong and when you are in the wrong. If you persist in trying to further your progressive agenda then you will force me and others like me to take up the sword and destroy you.

Ryu, 123 Christian Forums 33 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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quantumspirit

did Ryu escape from Waco in 1993?

2/23/2006 9:43:29 PM

Blind Watchmaker

Yet another example of christian love...

2/23/2006 9:48:08 PM

King Spirula

So he threatens someone's life and even provides information on the kind of weapon he will bring. I'm guessing Ryu = the guy who brings a knife to a gunfight.

2/23/2006 9:51:56 PM

David D.G.

Thanks on that whole offer to do my thinking for me, determining when I am right and wrong and all that, but I think I'll exercise my own God-given right (by your own biblical standards) to exercise my free will instead.


~David D.G.

2/23/2006 10:15:52 PM

ssdexecutor

Why'd you name yourself after a non-God fearing Christian who practices evil Mongoloid martial arts? Oh, and I don't think he uses a sword.

2/23/2006 11:18:06 PM

Zipperback

I'm guessing by \"sword\" he means moderator command and by \"destroy\" he means ban you so you can't argue with me.

2/23/2006 11:42:06 PM

Jesus of Nazareth

I know everyone who believes in me and chooses to have thier sins washed clean by my death on the cross is supposed to get a free pass to heaven. That being said Ryu, if you even think of picking up the sword I will have Saint Peter blacklist from heaven you so fast your head will spin.

Urging violence in my name kinda makes me think you didn't read that book that my life inspired. You know the one The Book of Mormon....joking, joking. Seriously though folks read your Bible.

2/24/2006 12:13:43 AM

NKF

At first I didn't see blacklist, I saw backfist. I think it sounds better that way.

2/24/2006 1:15:03 AM

Julian


Can we just cut to the chase and delete the GFC bit and replace it with \"gullible idiot with delusions of grandeur, full blown psychoses and inherent bigotry\"


\"As a 'gullible idiot with delusions of grandeur, full blown psychoses and inherent bigotry' I can and will tell you what is right and wrong and when you are in the wrong. If you persist in trying to further your progressive agenda then you will force me and others like me to take up the sword and destroy you.\"

Aaaah - now it makes sense!

2/24/2006 1:39:19 AM

dollfucker


Hey, Jesus of Nazareth. How could you have come from Nazarath when that place only existed 2 century after your death?

2/24/2006 1:42:51 AM

Acetv

Menu > Magic > Peter's Backfist from Heaven

It's in Final Fantasy XII.

2/24/2006 5:14:52 AM

God

As God, I can and will tell you what is right and wrong and when you are in the wrong. If you persist in trying to further your regressive agenda then you will force me to ban you from Heaven, and make you spend eternity in the Therapist's Office.

Live up to your word, Ryu, and FEAR ME!

2/24/2006 6:10:29 AM

Jesus of Nazareth

^Dad, I am not a child anymore I can handle this. I'm omnipotent to, you know.

If Ryu keeps it up, he will be backfisted and blacklisted.

2/24/2006 6:19:37 AM

xMinionX

Someone tell me again how this is different from the Al Qaeda/Taliban mentality?

2/24/2006 2:42:25 PM

Huffers

\"Someone tell me again how this is different from the Al Qaeda/Taliban mentality?\"

The Taliban were EVIL because their God has a different name!

2/24/2006 2:53:12 PM

Blurb

Why fear God? I'm way more afraid of people like this.

2/24/2006 3:30:58 PM

AWP


Christian Love Award,

Please :)

2/24/2006 3:35:12 PM

David D.G.

\"Christian Love Award\" nomination seconded! All in favor, say Aye for an Aye!


~David D.G.

2/24/2006 4:44:48 PM

McCulloch

I suspect that he is referring metaphorically to the \"sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. \" (Gal 6)

2/24/2006 6:48:09 PM

TDR

and if you keep crapping on in this manner, Ryu, I will have to smack you upside the head.

2/24/2006 7:58:29 PM

Jade

Oh yes, Jesus the Samurai. I think I skipped that part of the bible and I got caught up in his \"Blessed are the peacemakers\" spiel.

2/24/2006 11:39:50 PM

Seomah

WWJD?

Join the NRA !

3/2/2006 5:15:54 PM

Caphi

I wonder if this is the speech he gives his wife and children. Assuming, contrary to all hope of justice and a kind providence, that this guy has bred.

3/2/2006 5:21:46 PM

Adrian

Why would you fear God, I thought he loves us all.

12/4/2006 4:51:06 PM

hubbub2

Who was it that said, \"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't\"? Think about that for a minute.

12/4/2006 6:17:31 PM
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