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['God aborted the first baby born to David through Bathsheba.']

Not to mention that you are a gross blasphemer who doesn't deserve to breathe the same air we do.

Dread Helm, TheologyOnline 11 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Winston Jen

Another failure by conservative bigots to address the issue at hand. No wonder they populate the lower end of the IQ scale.

2/23/2006 11:47:09 PM

Julian

Didn't God Make Rebecca barren because (Joshua?) loved her more than his first wife, her older sister Leah?

{Yes polygamy is acceptable in the bible}

Can't quite recall the NT verses where God causes abortion.... Might have to revisit this when I get home!

2/24/2006 1:29:41 AM

gregfl

Dread Helm, please Tell me he isn't the bastard Jamacain half brother of Jessie...

2/24/2006 1:34:38 AM

Mr. Turquoise

Well, I can understand why Dread Helm was so offended by the word \"abortion\". After a baby is born, you can't abort it - \"murdered\" is a much better word for what god did to David and Bathsheba's first child (and he did it to punish David, BTW). The relevant chapter is 2 Samuel 12.

Mr. Turquoise

2/24/2006 5:03:15 AM

Maronan

I belong to the Temple of Blaga. Blaga is a creepy old man who always wears a purple hat which says \"purple hat\" on it in darker purple letters. Blaga is almost omnipotent, but can't say the word \"cheese.\" (Blaga is my version of the FSM, invented before I'd heard of the FSM.)

Anyway, Blaga commands that we NEVER say the word \"breathe\" in the same sentence as the word \"deserve,\" unless both terms are in quotation marks. Therefore, Dread Helm is a blasphemer, and deserves to die!

2/24/2006 6:23:19 AM

Coffee

Did this guy choose his username in honor of Dark Helmet in \"Spaceballs\"? Because that's who I'm picturing right now.

2/24/2006 1:09:49 PM

King Spirula

Is a 'gross blasphemer' different than a 'blasphemer'? If so, provide the relevant equation so we can determine who deserves to be breathing and who does not.

2/24/2006 4:03:14 PM

Caphi

Ahhh... I do so love an intelligent debate.

There's probably one over there.

2/24/2006 4:49:34 PM

Nekhbet

A gross blasphemer is 144 times worse than a regular blasphemer.

2/24/2006 7:27:57 PM

ssdexecutor

<<< A gross blasphemer is 144 times worse than a regular blasphemer. >>>

GB = B(12^2)

2/24/2006 8:37:15 PM

King Spirula

Thanks ssdexecutor! Now I can scientifically determine who deserves to breathe and who doesn't.

2/24/2006 8:46:53 PM
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