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Biblical assertions have the strong proof behind them of fulfilled prophecy, and the statistical science that is documented in "The Bible Code Bombshell." The fact that you are too pig-headed to even read that powerful scientific evidence limits the value of your opinion severely.

editor-surveyor, Free Republic 15 Comments [2/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Wow

Powerful scientific evidence in a book I've never heard of? Let me guess, some author found events in real life which fit some vague biblical prophecy ad hoc.

Does it hurt to be a moron? I imagine it doesn't hurt at all.

2/24/2006 6:11:23 AM

Julian

WOW

if it's what I think it is - it's far worse than that.

Grabbed some stats!
(King James) BIBLE STATISTICS:
Number of books in the Bible: 66
Chapters: 1189
Verses: 31101
Words: 783137
Letters: 3566480

Apparently if you pull a formula out your ass, a certain sequence of those letters will say something - and this is proof that GOD is omniescent because he knew in 2-3,000 years time after the invention of the prinitng press and countless pervesions of the text and mistranslations and editings and passing through 4-5 different languages and knowing who was going to win the worlds wars, that some imbecile was going to use a certain code to analyse the bible text - so he had to make sure it all made sense to impart his hidden message and that is the true message of the bible, not what was literally written there! *sigh*

I haven't checked the bible code entry Yahweh built for this site, but I assume you could search for JESUS SUCKS DOG BALLS and find something!

2/24/2006 6:32:32 AM

Mr. Turquoise

Stop with the \"Bible Code\" stuff already. The same \"predictions\" (invariably of past events) using the \"Bible Code\" methodology have been found in \"Moby Dick\".

http://cs.anu.edu.au/~bdm/dilugim/moby.html

Mr. Turquoise

2/24/2006 7:43:18 AM

JustinGG

Bible Code Bombshell? Is that the one where Jesus is returning at a millenium party, or the one where Jesus is coming back as a seven-eyed lamb?

2/24/2006 2:25:17 PM

David D.G.

I love it how fundies consider such things as \"Bible Code\" to be scientific evidence (a laughable assertion) that they trumpet as proof for its verisimilitude, yet they deny actual science when it inconveniently conflicts with biblical writings (as it almost invariably does).


~David D.G.

2/24/2006 2:33:08 PM

King Spirula

Exactly my thoughts David D.G.. Additionally, they are notorious for drawing a conclusion and then finding \"facts\" that they can fit into it.

2/24/2006 3:37:50 PM

Crosis

The Bible Code? The same code that reveals \"Bible Code false\" over 40 times in the same text?

2/24/2006 3:41:28 PM

ssdexecutor

I believe everything I see on the History Channel, too, editor-surveyor. History is divided into two major categories:

a.) The Bible and its relation to UFOs
b.) Nazis!!!!!!

2/24/2006 8:32:16 PM

David D.G.

History Channel and Discovery Channel used to be wonderful networks. How the intellectually mighty have fallen.


~David D.G.

2/24/2006 9:04:56 PM

ssdexecutor

Oh, and I forgot to add

c.) Nostradamus . . . and NAZIS!!!!!

It's interesting that for quality historical and scientific insights on film, I have to rely increasingly on programs that are from the early 90s, 80s, and 70s. Carl Sagan's \"Cosmos\" (made in 1978-79, aired 1980) is still better than anything the Discovery Channel can put on today.

2/24/2006 9:43:28 PM

Jade

\"The fact that you are too pig-headed to even read that powerful scientific evidence limits the value of your opinion severely.\"

Oh the irony...

2/24/2006 10:20:10 PM

Crosis

<<< History Channel and Discovery Channel used to be wonderful networks. >>>

Hey, at least Discovery still has Mythbusters!

2/25/2006 12:18:40 AM

Maronan

So, exactly what process does \"The Bible Code\" perform to yield \"secret messages?\" I want to use it to promote the knowledge and worship of the FSM! May more people be touched by His Noodly Appendage. Arrr!

2/25/2006 5:52:44 AM

Bigfoot

Justin GG wrote: \"Bible Code Bombshell? Is that the one where Jesus is returning at a millenium party, or the one where Jesus is coming back as a seven-eyed lamb?\"
Neither. It's the one where Jesus swallowed a puzzle piece and the man in the yellow hat had to take him to the hospital.

2/26/2006 6:41:04 AM

Quantum Mechanic

It took an infinitesimal amount of time to consider this 'evidence' of which you speak, liar.

2/16/2012 1:20:32 PM
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