Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
do you think God just looked around one day, saw that life had appeared and evolved on earth without His involvement, and decided to stick a soul inside of us?
[2/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Of course not - but then again I'm one of those people that think souls are an abstract concept and life 'appeared and evolved' without \"His\" involvement PERIOD!
It is a nice argument against ID and other forms of evolutionary (non literal) theists though.
2/24/2006 6:21:38 AM
pururesu, before I can answer that question, you have to demonstrate that we actually do have this \"soul\" inside of us. Bonus points if you can demonstrate that possession of a \"soul\" is a uniquely human trait.
2/24/2006 7:46:42 AM
not nice MT. Play fair now. We don't want this ending up as an abortion thread.
2/24/2006 10:21:30 AM
\"There's no such thing as a soul.\"
2/24/2006 3:26:43 PM
No, I don't think god ever got involved. I think he's been off on some kinda eternal cosmic kegger along with all the other mythological personalities.
2/24/2006 3:51:17 PM
you know, some of these fundies are so asinine, I truly believe we could make a challenge to refute every one of their claims, relying soley on quotes from the Simpsons.
2/24/2006 7:43:57 PM
So God is taking credit for someone else's work? Man is someone going to be pissed...
2/24/2006 9:49:32 PM
Side note: If I recall correctly puroresu is the Japanese word for pro-wrestler, phonetically adapted from English. Take that as you will.
2/26/2006 12:23:24 AM
I love the way they just assume the existance of god and think everybody does so.
3/3/2006 8:50:52 AM
No, I don't.
No God, no soul. Simple as that.
Don't get F'd by the ineffable.
3/14/2006 2:03:15 AM
That's actually not a bad hypothesis, as these things go. At least it doesn't contradict reality. Too bad it doesn't add anything, either.
4/13/2006 9:32:02 PM
Correct, It's amazing how badly such a simple concept as atheism can be mis-construed!
7/1/2008 8:04:10 PM
It's no worse bullshit than the rest of the bible.
7/2/2008 12:24:35 AM
Well, no, but at least that doesn't blatantly disagree with every piece of scientific evidence in existence.
7/2/2008 12:31:39 AM
Is that what they call 'it' nowadays?
7/2/2008 9:35:00 AM
Yes, yes I do. It's alot more acceptable than the idea that we came from dirt.
5/22/2009 12:01:56 PM
No, none of us think that.
5/22/2009 12:51:41 PM
Yeah....sure, we could go with that horrible explanation.
10/11/2010 6:45:47 AM
Nope, I don't think he exists at all.
Do you think A'Tuin just looked up one day, saw that four elephants stood on his back and some kind of disk dripping water was lying on their backs, and decided to take them all on an eternal spin around the Universe?
10/11/2010 6:50:30 AM
"So God is taking credit for someone else's work? Man is someone going to be pissed..."
That someone else being the
Cause (as YHWH is the 'First' Cause, as fundies are
fond of using the Cosmological Argument to try to explain their 'faith' BS. Unfortunately the Bronze Age arab goat sodomisers who wrote all that Bible bollocks never took into account how, in later years, the Mayan civilisation would be the first to invent - and use in their numerical system - '0' or 'Zero'. [/smartarse]).
Boy, is the likes of puroresu going to be pissed when, after they die, they find themselves at the volcano that gives out stale beer, and the factory that produces strippers with the clap, eh? Never thought that said Zero Cause (the creator of the
Cause, natch) was His Great Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pascal's Wager, bitch.
10/11/2010 10:02:37 AM
Any more idiotic questions you'd like to ask?
10/12/2010 2:07:26 AM
we have the neurologists. we win.
3/27/2012 1:29:27 PM
Your god is too dumb to forsee that life would evolve, then?
11/29/2012 6:12:30 PM
Nope, I can honestly say that thought has never crossed my mind
11/29/2012 6:29:09 PM
prove you have a soul .
I will come back later for your answer.
11/29/2012 6:56:54 PM