do you think God just looked around one day, saw that life had appeared and evolved on earth without His involvement, and decided to stick a soul inside of us?
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pururesu, before I can answer that question, you have to demonstrate that we actually do have this "soul" inside of us. Bonus points if you can demonstrate that possession of a "soul" is a uniquely human trait.
Mr. Turquoise
you know, some of these fundies are so asinine, I truly believe we could make a challenge to refute every one of their claims, relying soley on quotes from the Simpsons.
Nope, I don't think he exists at all.
Do you think A'Tuin just looked up one day, saw that four elephants stood on his back and some kind of disk dripping water was lying on their backs, and decided to take them all on an eternal spin around the Universe?
@Jade
"So God is taking credit for someone else's work? Man is someone going to be pissed..."
That someone else being the Zero Cause (as YHWH is the 'First' Cause, as fundies are so fond of using the Cosmological Argument to try to explain their 'faith' BS. Unfortunately the Bronze Age arab goat sodomisers who wrote all that Bible bollocks never took into account how, in later years, the Mayan civilisation would be the first to invent - and use in their numerical system - '0' or 'Zero'. [/smartarse]).
Boy, is the likes of puroresu going to be pissed when, after they die, they find themselves at the volcano that gives out stale beer, and the factory that produces strippers with the clap, eh? Never thought that said Zero Cause (the creator of the First Cause, natch) was His Great Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Three Words: Pascal's Wager, bitch.
Short answer: No!
Long answer: Fuck No!
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