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Lord would be nice if you came while in church this morning while with other brethren.
[2/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Is this asking me to do what I think it's asking me to do?!
2/27/2006 1:28:07 AM
Is he saying God wants me to come on church brethren? Ok, here it goes...
Oh, oh, ohhhhh! Do god's work, baby, do god's work!
2/27/2006 1:47:26 AM
Confort me is threatening us...
Kinda like the mafia. Does that mean I will have a horses head on my bed in the morning?
2/27/2006 1:47:57 AM
Bigfoot - we were all thinking it, but you had to go ahead and say it, didn't you?
2/27/2006 1:48:12 AM
Yep - now that'd be a communion I'd like to see!
Go the Jesus Juice!
2/27/2006 2:07:42 AM
I like the next post in the thread: \"Most last a few seconds and this one was 33 minutes??!!!! Wow!!!!!\"
2/27/2006 2:24:37 AM
Swim for it!!!!
2/27/2006 2:34:24 AM
The Central Scrutinizer
I came in church once -- I was asked never to return.
2/27/2006 3:31:07 AM
Jesus said he'd rather whack off at home, but thanks for the offer.
2/27/2006 5:48:09 AM
Hmmmm - new meaning for 'comfort food'.
Mung from heaven.
2/27/2006 6:38:10 AM
Luuuuuurve the Rapture!
\"Oh God I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm Coming!!!!\"
2/27/2006 7:04:29 AM
'While with other brethren?'
They could all do a circle jerk on the communion wafers...
2/27/2006 7:05:27 AM
Well, they do sing \"O Come All Ye Faithful\"...
2/27/2006 10:09:11 AM
Hmmm - and the second coming of the Lord shall cover the Earth; And ye shall be annointed with God's Love [juices]
2/27/2006 11:05:45 AM
Grammar? What are grammar, teacher?
2/27/2006 1:25:55 PM
And God replied:
\"Ewww Dude, gross!\"
2/28/2006 4:24:40 PM
I saw this and just knew it had to be submitted!
2/28/2006 10:27:14 PM
Oh yes Lord beam me up and get me away from all these sinners who are beneath me. I am too good to be here on this sinful earth..........
self righteous prigs
2/28/2006 11:54:32 PM
Yeah, I used to call my husband Lord too. Oh, those bretheren orgies.
3/1/2006 6:40:43 PM
Disgust aside, try reading this aloud.
This grammar hurts.
12/12/2009 4:12:09 PM