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Lord would be nice if you came while in church this morning while with other brethren.

Comfort me, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [2/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Acetv

Is this asking me to do what I think it's asking me to do?!

2/27/2006 1:28:07 AM

Bigfoot

Is he saying God wants me to come on church brethren? Ok, here it goes...
Oh, oh, ohhhhh! Do god's work, baby, do god's work!

2/27/2006 1:47:26 AM

Dante

Confort me is threatening us...

Kinda like the mafia. Does that mean I will have a horses head on my bed in the morning?

2/27/2006 1:47:57 AM

TDR

Bigfoot - we were all thinking it, but you had to go ahead and say it, didn't you?

2/27/2006 1:48:12 AM

Julian


Yep - now that'd be a communion I'd like to see!

Go the Jesus Juice!

2/27/2006 2:07:42 AM

godling

I like the next post in the thread: \"Most last a few seconds and this one was 33 minutes??!!!! Wow!!!!!\"

2/27/2006 2:24:37 AM

Julian


Swim for it!!!!

2/27/2006 2:34:24 AM

The Central Scrutinizer

I came in church once -- I was asked never to return.

2/27/2006 3:31:07 AM

Jade

Jesus said he'd rather whack off at home, but thanks for the offer.

2/27/2006 5:48:09 AM

Julian


Hmmmm - new meaning for 'comfort food'.

Mung from heaven.

2/27/2006 6:38:10 AM

Julian


Luuuuuurve the Rapture!

\"Oh God I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm Coming!!!!\"

2/27/2006 7:04:29 AM

Julian


'While with other brethren?'

They could all do a circle jerk on the communion wafers...

2/27/2006 7:05:27 AM

Martha P.

Well, they do sing \"O Come All Ye Faithful\"...

2/27/2006 10:09:11 AM

Julian


Hmmm - and the second coming of the Lord shall cover the Earth; And ye shall be annointed with God's Love [juices]

2/27/2006 11:05:45 AM

Coffee

Grammar? What are grammar, teacher?

2/27/2006 1:25:55 PM

JustinGG

And God replied:

\"Ewww Dude, gross!\"

2/28/2006 4:24:40 PM

Ratman

I saw this and just knew it had to be submitted!

2/28/2006 10:27:14 PM

sadchristian

Oh yes Lord beam me up and get me away from all these sinners who are beneath me. I am too good to be here on this sinful earth..........
self righteous prigs

2/28/2006 11:54:32 PM

What the...?

Yeah, I used to call my husband Lord too. Oh, those bretheren orgies.

3/1/2006 6:40:43 PM

Trask

Disgust aside, try reading this aloud.

This grammar hurts.

12/12/2009 4:12:09 PM
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