Lord would be nice if you came while in church this morning while with other brethren.
[2/26/2006 12:00:00 ]
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Is this asking me to do what I think it's asking me to do?!
Is he saying God wants me to come on church brethren? Ok, here it goes...
Oh, oh, ohhhhh! Do god's work, baby, do god's work!
Confort me is threatening us...
Kinda like the mafia. Does that mean I will have a horses head on my bed in the morning?
Bigfoot - we were all thinking it, but you had to go ahead and say it, didn't you?
Yep - now that'd be a communion I'd like to see!
Go the Jesus Juice!
I like the next post in the thread: \"Most last a few seconds and this one was 33 minutes??!!!! Wow!!!!!\"
Swim for it!!!!
The Central Scrutinizer
I came in church once -- I was asked never to return.
Jesus said he'd rather whack off at home, but thanks for the offer.
Hmmmm - new meaning for 'comfort food'.
Mung from heaven.
Luuuuuurve the Rapture!
\"Oh God I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm Coming!!!!\"
'While with other brethren?'
They could all do a circle jerk on the communion wafers...
Well, they do sing \"O Come All Ye Faithful\"...
Hmmm - and the second coming of the Lord shall cover the Earth; And ye shall be annointed with God's Love [juices]
Grammar? What are grammar, teacher?
2/27/2006 1:25:55 PM
And God replied:
\"Ewww Dude, gross!\"
2/28/2006 4:24:40 PM
I saw this and just knew it had to be submitted!
2/28/2006 10:27:14 PM
Oh yes Lord beam me up and get me away from all these sinners who are beneath me. I am too good to be here on this sinful earth..........
self righteous prigs
2/28/2006 11:54:32 PM
Yeah, I used to call my husband Lord too. Oh, those bretheren orgies.
3/1/2006 6:40:43 PM
Disgust aside, try reading this aloud.
This grammar hurts.
12/12/2009 4:12:09 PM