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Oh! The fact that I excrete through my ass is good evidence for the concept of a design in my body.
[2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Oh, I get it. Sarcasm. Right? Please, oh please tell me this is sarcasm.
If not I think Dragons87 should attempt to excrete harder. It seems to be backing up into his head.
2/27/2006 3:45:08 AM
The fact that you use this excrement as your primary source/thesis when debating suggests against a designer.
2/27/2006 3:50:50 AM
never been there
Reminds me of the joke - three engineers were arguing about the designer's background: one said gawd was a mechanical engineer because of the body's many moving parts, another said he was an electrical engineer because the most critical part was the nervous system and brain, but finally they concluded gawd must be a civil engineer - who else would pipe toxic waste through a recreational area?
2/27/2006 3:55:10 AM
No, and the fact that you talk through your ass isn't evidence either.
2/27/2006 4:39:49 AM
Yes and the fact the sea bed perfectly fits the shape of the Ocean is also good example of design right?
2/27/2006 5:12:06 AM
As far as I'm concerned - good design would be people like you coming out with a big \"L\" stamped on their head so you'd know not to waste any time and energy feeding them.
2/27/2006 5:14:17 AM
Neverbeenthere, I heard that joke from a Presbyterian preacher of all people back when I was 16 and dating his son. LOL Still, it's a great joke!
And I too hope Dragons87 is employing sarcasm there.
2/27/2006 5:51:58 AM
I have been sorta beaten to it, but from this post it apears that you excrete through your mouth.
2/27/2006 6:40:17 AM
Is Dragons87 attempting to use the Argument from My Evidence Is So Disgusting That Hopefully My Opponent Will Avoid Discussing It?
It doesn't work.
2/27/2006 11:07:01 AM
Technically, what you do from your ass is \"egest\" or \"defecate\". We \"excrete\" through our urinary tracts.[/nit-picky biological fact]
Thus, if Dragons87 really does excrete through his ass, I'd say that really is good evidence that he was designed (and, of course, not human).
2/27/2006 11:09:54 AM
Mr Turquoise, it does my heart good to see such pedantry alive and well.
2/27/2006 5:26:36 PM
It also shows how poor designers we humans are when compared to great almighty. Whenever we design something we don't have the genius of making it produce endless amounts of stinky steaming piles of crap for no reason.
2/28/2006 12:32:35 AM
Yes, if by \"ass\" you mean \"mouth\"...
2/28/2006 1:01:21 PM
Right now it seems like your excreting out your mouth.
12/4/2006 4:58:41 PM
I didn't know your ass wrote comments on the Internetz.
@splat: oh look, a car... Oh look, a _blank_ factory. Oh look.......
1/22/2008 3:56:06 PM
No, good evidence for design would be a digestive system capable of digesting/utilising
eaten so that defecation isn't necessary in the first place. Far more efficient!
1/22/2008 4:19:40 PM
PLEASE let this be sarcasm.
1/22/2008 5:26:41 PM
Yeah, everything in the body is perfectly designed for a purpose, with no wasted space. Like the appendix, or tonsils.
1/22/2008 7:06:21 PM
Then why do you eat and breath through the same hole? Especially as you appeared to excrete something from that orifice for our benefit here today.
4/14/2008 4:04:30 AM
Fine then. But did you have to post it?
4/19/2008 5:12:53 PM
Your asshole proves the existance of God?
That's some asshole!
4/19/2008 7:33:53 PM
That, and the fact that my toenails have grown inside of my toes and are now painfully stabbing at the soft tissue every time I touch them, causing a really gross wound that causes all kinds of dirt to stick to it and infect it, points to no designer or at least no "intelligent" designer.
4/19/2008 10:56:35 PM
I feel circular logic coming on.
6/4/2010 8:30:08 PM
What, your Carbon Dioxide, sweat, nasal mucus, eye boogers, all come out your arse?
6/5/2010 7:42:17 AM
"Oh! The fact that I excrete through my ass is good evidence for the concept of a design in my body."
Indeed. And the fact that the anus is placed
and has so many nerve endings around it, as well as even more in the rectal area as a whole; to say nothing of the prostate gland (a major erogenous zone) is situated where it is, coupled with the way the rectum is shaped to fit the penis
precisely, is conclusive proof that this part of the male's anatomy
have been designed with homosexuality in mind.
Thus, in a single stroke, is destroyed the concept of 'design' of the human body.
Not even taking into account Kitzmiller vs. Dover.
I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
6/5/2010 8:16:44 AM