Oh! The fact that I excrete through my ass is good evidence for the concept of a design in my body.
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Reminds me of the joke - three engineers were arguing about the designer's background: one said gawd was a mechanical engineer because of the body's many moving parts, another said he was an electrical engineer because the most critical part was the nervous system and brain, but finally they concluded gawd must be a civil engineer - who else would pipe toxic waste through a recreational area?
Technically, what you do from your ass is "egest" or "defecate". We "excrete" through our urinary tracts.[/nit-picky biological fact]
Thus, if Dragons87 really does excrete through his ass, I'd say that really is good evidence that he was designed (and, of course, not human).
Mr. Turquoise
I didn't know your ass wrote comments on the Internetz.
@splat: oh look, a car... Oh look, a _blank_ factory. Oh look.......
Yeah, everything in the body is perfectly designed for a purpose, with no wasted space. Like the appendix, or tonsils.
Oh, wait.
That, and the fact that my toenails have grown inside of my toes and are now painfully stabbing at the soft tissue every time I touch them, causing a really gross wound that causes all kinds of dirt to stick to it and infect it, points to no designer or at least no "intelligent" designer.
What, your Carbon Dioxide, sweat, nasal mucus, eye boogers, all come out your arse?
"Oh! The fact that I excrete through my ass is good evidence for the concept of a design in my body."
Indeed. And the fact that the anus is placed there and has so many nerve endings around it, as well as even more in the rectal area as a whole; to say nothing of the prostate gland (a major erogenous zone) is situated where it is, coupled with the way the rectum is shaped to fit the penis so precisely, is conclusive proof that this part of the male's anatomy must have been designed with homosexuality in mind.
Amirite?
Thus, in a single stroke, is destroyed the concept of 'design' of the human body. Not even taking into account Kitzmiller vs. Dover.
I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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