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[The topic is "Will watching Brokeback Mountain make you gay"]

You know,poeople want to do something different (not all people,ofcourse) but thay are affraid to try. And when thay see two guys kissing and ***** and other on big screen ,they are not affraid like before. Now,thay have courage to try

Jasna88, IMDB 40 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Tiny Bulcher

Well, if you say so. C'mere, big boy ...

2/27/2006 4:44:53 PM

Blurb

I stopped reading after noting the topic. I mean c'mon people, ferchrissake!

2/27/2006 4:54:39 PM

David D.G.

Some more great potential thread topics:

* Will watching \"Helter Skelter\" make you a homicidal maniac?

* Will watching \"The Sting\" make you a gambler or a con man?

* Will watching \"The Omen\" make you the antichrist?

* Will watching \"Star Wars\" make you a Jedi?

* Will watching \"Jaws\" make you a shark?

* Will watching \"Rocky and Bullwinkle\" make you a cartoon animal?

* Will watching \"The Incredibles\" or \"Fantastic Four\" or \"The Hulk\" or \"The X-Men\" or \"Spider-Man\" or \"Superman\" cause you to develop super powers? (I keep hoping, and I already have the courage to try, but it doesn't seem to have worked yet.)

And finally, we have:

* Will watching \"Brokeback Mountain\" make you a cowboy? (Ewww, gross!)


~David D.G.

2/27/2006 5:06:00 PM

TDR

David - the Sting almost worked with me!

and, frankly, seeing Heath and Jake make out might give some poor kids the courage to come out, and frankly, that's a GOOD thing!

So long as they don't become cowboys, too.

2/27/2006 5:16:37 PM

Maronan

Remember, these guys are under the impression that homosexuality is some form of choice. Does anyone know how I can explain the suspected causes of homosexuality in monosyllabic words?

2/27/2006 6:18:31 PM

Jeremy

Apparently, millions of people ARE under the impression that if you watch Star Wars, you will become a Jedi.

/Wishes it were true

2/27/2006 6:48:56 PM

Phil

\"* Will watching \"Jaws\" make you a shark?\"

Love it, DDG.

2/27/2006 8:31:01 PM

Nekhbet

I admit it I became a redhead after watching \"I Love Lucy\" (Sorry couldn't help myself) However I did NOT become straight after watching \"Charlie's Angels\" I did develop a crush on Farrah Fawcett though

2/27/2006 8:53:55 PM

Julian


Can someone mail this thing a copy of 'Jackass'???

2/28/2006 12:19:45 AM

splat

I've always wanted to string up a guy on a post and torture him to death, and now I finally have the courage to try!! Thanks Mel!

2/28/2006 12:29:06 AM

CousinTed Williams

Well David D.G., watching Army of Darkness made me travel back in time and take on hoardes of undead zombies using only a chainsaw arm and a boomstick. Groovey.

Also, why do these fundie screwheads keep getting themselves so worked up about a gay cowboy movie? They act like it's the only movie to ever show gay guys in it. And why don't you see them complaining about movies that glorify other supposed sins?

2/28/2006 1:02:25 AM

Jade

Yes, watching the movie will turn you gay! Why, watching The Beverly Hillbillies made me into a uncivilized hick, but then I watched Sex and the City and turned into a sexy Manhattan socialite. :P

2/28/2006 4:24:21 AM

Mr. Turquoise

I've not seen the film. Could someone tell me what the \"*****\" part is referring to? Did he do that as a spoiler alert or something?

Mr. Turquoise

2/28/2006 8:56:31 AM

King Spirula

Gays are gay by their biology. Fundies are fundies by their choice. Now which is a greater threat to freedom and morality?

2/28/2006 8:37:21 PM

Julian

Oh Come now - they've found the God spot. They've also diagnosed psychoses as medical conditions. Be more understanding of the fundies - they can't help it. They've probably hot ADHD (?) too which explains why they're incapable of learning anything.

3/1/2006 1:37:14 AM

Sierra

By this logic, watching Titanic should have cured every gay man in America.

3/1/2006 5:19:11 AM

Julian


No - they could be perving on Leonardo not Kate.

(Sounds like Jasna wants to watch some porn from the Isle of Lesbos though to even things up)

3/1/2006 5:44:53 AM

What the...?

Id bee moore afFraid uf yer speeling probelems then kisssing ahund beecomeing gahy frem wartching \"Brokeback Mountain.\"

3/1/2006 6:17:49 PM

Seomah

Jasna88: Not only will it make you gay; actually, even talking about that movie will make you gay. So, I'm sorry for you (or not) but you are already gay. Prepare for eternal punishment in hell. I just can give you an advice: as you are already condemned, the best you can do is having all the sex you can in this life (gay sex, of course). Hurry on, time is running.

3/6/2006 11:02:24 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Um, NO

1/12/2008 5:04:18 AM

Tempus

What if I don't want to kiss a guy and never have? Will it somehow make me want to start kissing other guys anyway?

1/12/2008 5:32:28 AM

DinDC

It's not just movies that are so immorally pernicious - I read "Wuthering Heights" when I was in 8th Grade and now I live on the moors with Heathcliff.

1/12/2008 5:57:48 AM



yes, it will make you gay! wait until this one comes out link and go see that instead

[size=9]maybe they'll fall for it and leave the real movie alone. not likely though...[/size]

1/12/2008 6:05:03 AM

SSJPunk

Someone give him a copy of The Matrix and tell him he can jump building to building if he really believes he can.

1/12/2008 7:33:11 AM

apYrs

way to go. If this film empowered and validated just one person, it was worth it.


Oh, and DIAF Jasna88

1/12/2008 10:17:08 AM
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