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Finally the Evolios have been exposed!

If these complex mammals were around at the time of the dinosaurs then it would constitute proof that Human Beings existed along side the dinosaurs as well. It is because everything was intelligently designed from DAY ONE!!!

Why have there been no Human fossils found from this time? Obviously there just weren't that many Humans around at that time. If the U.S. military can't find WMD in a little country like Iraq how could anyone expect to find a few dozen Human fossils on the whole Planet?!?!?!

People only believe that the Earth is millions of years old because they have bought into the big lie; that evolution accounts for speciation.

If one believes that evolution accounts for speciation then one also believes that the Earth has been around for a long time because it would take thousands of generations for speciation to occur.

This is a perfect example of the effectiveness of the BIG LIE TECHNIQUE perpetrated on innocent students by leftist "public education".

mutualfundies, Yahoo science board 28 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Tiny Bulcher

[I presume this numbwit is referring to the fossil 'otter-beaver-pus' recently discovered] Yes, because if you find some beavers/otters/platypuses living somewhere, that is ABSOLUTE PROOF that humans are living there too!

And, actually, come to think of it: The fact that this 'complex mammal' lived more than 65mya PROVES the Earth is only 6000 years old!

2/27/2006 4:42:20 PM

Tiny Bulcher

And - ooh ooh, what is that there? 'Evolios'? I likes it. Sounds kind of Shakespearian. Or a brand of pasta sauce.

2/27/2006 4:46:59 PM

Fallingman

Actually, I think you'll find that the only new development is that they had previously thought mammals at that time were restricted to land.

That mammals were around isnt the issue. But if your argument is that \"if they could swim, then it proves creationism\" - then power to you... Let me know how that works out for ya.

2/27/2006 5:00:17 PM

David D.G.

This guys illogic makes such incredible leaps, it should be entered in the next Olympics.


~David D.G.

2/27/2006 5:10:18 PM

Tara Mobley

I was wondering how long it would take before some creationist tried to twist the newest fissile discovery into an \"evolution is WRONG!\" arguement.

2/27/2006 5:13:25 PM

TDR

Tiny, I believe the relevant passage is from Romeo and Juliet:

TYBALT

What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?
Turn thee, Evolios, look upon thy death. (1.1.67)

2/27/2006 5:14:40 PM

Skriptos

People likethis should be confined, they're too unintelligen to allow out in public.

2/27/2006 5:14:46 PM

llDayo

[Why have there been no Human fossils found from this time? Obviously there just weren't that many Humans around at that time. If the U.S. military can't find WMD in a little country like Iraq how could anyone expect to find a few dozen Human fossils on the whole Planet?!?!?!]

Yet there are plenty of fossils of creatures not even mentioned in the Bible?

[This guys illogic makes such incredible leaps, it should be entered in the next Olympics. ~David D.G.]

He wouldn't make it past the \"dope\" test.

2/27/2006 5:24:00 PM

Maronan

<<<If the U.S. military can't find WMD in a little country like Iraq how could anyone expect to find a few dozen Human fossils on the whole Planet?>>>

Well, let's see. Perhaps there are no WMD in Iraq, AND no hominid fossils that can be dated to the time of the dinosaurs?

<<<People only believe that the Earth is millions of years old because they have bought into the big lie; that evolution accounts for speciation.>>>

I believe that knowledge of an old Earth predates evolution, so it couldn't have been invented to account for evolution.

2/27/2006 6:23:45 PM

Sierra

\"If the U.S. military can't find WMD in a little country like Iraq how could anyone expect to find a few dozen Human fossils on the whole Planet?!?!?!\"

We seem to do a pretty good job of it during time periods long after the extinction of the dinosaurs.

2/27/2006 8:05:21 PM

ssdexecutor

How is proof of a certain mammal existing alongside dinosaurs proof of HUMANS living alongside dinosaurs? Where is the logic in this?

2/27/2006 8:31:35 PM

Tiny Bulcher

TDR: nice one. I was thinking of 'Malvolios' as a name for the creationists - pompous grinning idiots with a tendency to take stuff they read way too seriously ...

2/27/2006 10:25:31 PM

Ens

Oh my ironically-referenced god, this is classic. Not only does he have ridiculous premises, he contradicts his own argument within there with another flawed premise, and still doesn't see. My sentence there is awful just because this is so indescribably stupid. What a find.

2/27/2006 10:52:08 PM

Julian

No evidence of God. No evidence of WMDs --- but both must exist. George Bush said so!!!!!

(The only WMDs Iraq EVER had were supplied by the US (with some materials sourced elsewhere) and were removed over 10 years ago - stop with the fairy tales)

2/28/2006 12:17:45 AM

Jesse Custer

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1120720,00.html


Julian, care to rephrase that somewhat?

2/28/2006 4:18:30 AM

Julian

136 mortar shells left over from the Iran/Iraq war, buried over 10 years ago? Nope I'm good!

Thanks though.

2/28/2006 4:47:06 AM

Manibeaux

I am Evolio! I need to find a bible for my bungholio!

2/28/2006 12:59:17 PM

Coffee

\"Evolio\" sounds like the name of a Cuban rock band.

2/28/2006 1:55:03 PM

Julian


LOL Mannibeaux. (Damn I was at work too)

3/1/2006 1:38:04 AM

Adrian

If these complex mammals were around at the time of the dinosaurs then it would constitute proof that Human Beings existed along side the dinosaurs as well
If by complex mammals you mean small rodents and marsupials.

12/6/2006 11:52:37 PM

MILF-chan

I like that word, \"Evolios.\"

12/6/2006 11:58:43 PM

GigaGuess

Ah, nothing quite like a good helping of Xian humility.

1/8/2008 10:58:48 PM

whatever

Is this person really called "Mutualfundies"?

8/19/2010 10:09:45 AM

blayzekohime

Evolution is leftist? Does that make the Pope a left-winger?

10/15/2010 11:04:05 AM

Quantum Mechanic

wrong

3/4/2012 3:34:22 AM
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