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We can't see God because He is so holy and rightous and we are all so wicked and evil we would die at his site. When Isaiah saw God in a vision he said "I am undone" and he was ONE of the most holy man that lived. The rightness of God is far too great for us to see. We would melt like abirthday candle setting on the sun.

Bryan, Myspace 23 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Sierra

\"We would melt like abirthday candle setting on the sun.\"

\"Pink as a Pistol\" award?

2/27/2006 8:03:30 PM

ssdexecutor

Wait, but if we die when we see HHHim, then once we die, and if we go to Heaven, we . . . DO see <*>>H<<*>im, right? So, there's no problem!

2/27/2006 8:24:11 PM

Blurb

Die at his \"site?\" He talkin' about god or Myspace?

2/27/2006 8:39:37 PM

TDR

oh, God has a blog. Check it out sometime. There's no address. You have to believe in it.

2/27/2006 9:24:15 PM

NonHomogenized

So much for \"Intelligent Design\". We were designed to fail if we ever saw our creator? Whom we'll be tortured for eternity by for not believing in/worshipping?

2/27/2006 10:13:03 PM

Julian

Is the the same Isiaih that wandered round naked for three years because 'God told him to' and when some children laughed at his baldness another time God caused to bears to come out of a forest and eat 42 of them.


Shouldn't believe anything 'Isiaih' says......

2/28/2006 12:10:19 AM

Coyote

This is also good evidence for the existence of Medusa. We can't see her because she's so hideous we would turn to stone at her sight. And we know she must really be that hideous because if she wasn't, someone would have seen her by now.

2/28/2006 12:43:14 AM

Jeremy

God definitely has a blog. He's simply incarnated himself as Chewbacca to do it. Then again, when God talks, you're not supposed to be able to understand.

http://rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com/index.html

It's really amazing, you guys need to check that out.

2/28/2006 1:06:17 AM

Jade

\"Were you to hear [God's voice], your head would cave in and your heart would explode in your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that out.\"

2/28/2006 4:27:33 AM

Manibeaux

Oddly poetic, that.

2/28/2006 12:57:46 PM

God

"We can't see God because He is so holy and rightous and we are all so wicked and evil we would die at his site."

Wait till you see me on TV.

1/28/2009 3:00:18 PM

JohnTheAtheist

God lived? I'm so fucking confused.

1/28/2009 3:05:31 PM

Dr. Jimes Tooper

I can't help but think about Indiana Jones, with the face-melting and all.

8/13/2011 10:01:36 AM



Anon-e-moose

"we are all so wicked and evil we would die at his site"

http://www.god.net/

(*Looks down; examines self*)

...nope, still here. And it seems that God is a fucking crap webmaster.

[/smartarse]

"When Isaiah saw God in a vision he said "I am undone"

Serves him right for not zipping his flies then! 'The cave is open, but the beast is asleep.' X3

[/smartarse II]

"The rightness of God is far too great for us to see"

So, God = (a semi-)Buster Gonad in "Viz Comic"? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Gonad) His left one is so shrivelled up, that it's as good as nonexistent, amirite?

(*sings to the tune of "Colonel Bogey"*):

'Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two but very small
Himmler has something similar
And poor old Goebbels has got none at all'

X3 [/Pseudo-Godwin]

[/smartarse III]

"We can't see God"

Meh. That's nothing:



Some say, that his nipples are explosive. And that even God himself dare not look upon his visage, as he once heard that he'd removed his helmet before Cthulhu, who then went permanently insane. All we know is... he's called The Stig!

[/smartarse IV]

8/13/2011 11:49:35 AM

N. De Plume

But surely God could use his omnipotence to dim the vision of his “rightness” or whatever it is that causes us to have difficulty seeing him? He is omnipotent after all, right?

8/13/2011 11:55:12 AM

RapturedbyBlondie

And lighting the room would piss off the dragons.

11/1/2011 3:50:28 AM

Anon-e-moose

"We can't see God because He"

...is either:

1- A Romulan (whose ship has a cloaking device)

2- A Yautja (Predator), with a personal cloaking device.

So God is either a raptor-worshipping offshoot of the Vulcan race, or is one, ugly, motherfucker?!

You said it, I didn't, Bryan...! [/smartarse V]

11/1/2011 9:04:27 AM

Hamster

you can not look at the face of God , but his butt is ok. Sadly the Bible did not record the details of Gods butt.


11/5/2011 8:17:09 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Isaiah is a forgery.

3/30/2012 12:39:48 PM

Blue the Thief

I can see God.

He's down the street, asking for food and money in exchange for his hobo-wisdom. He calls himself T-God.

3/30/2012 12:59:46 PM



so just looking at god will cause us to die of madness?

I knew it Jehovah is Cthulhu

3/30/2012 1:50:50 PM

Canadiest

Gimme a break.
Your Bible has loads of Angel visitations, like a group of them wouldn't impress? It also contain stories of men speaking to God, Why not all us?

And, hate to nit-pik you, but: Other Gods did appear directly and walked among us as humans or animals. You've got not just as an unlikely God but a much lamer one.


3/31/2012 7:48:48 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"We can't see God because He is so holy and rightous(sic)"

Actually your imaginary friend simply doesn't exist imbecile.

Die soon OK?

6/21/2012 5:35:00 PM
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