I don't doubt that he bought a Bible, I just think it may have had the word 'Tijuana' in it's title.
2/28/2006 12:55:01 AM
Based on available information, this post may have been tolerable... I dunno, twenty years ago?
2/28/2006 1:04:52 AM
Look at all the Christians using faith instead of mecidical advice and dying of stupidity!
2/28/2006 1:23:03 AM
Vaginal cancer is a result of sex?
2/28/2006 2:46:25 AM
You should have waited until you went to the street corner and got a free Bible from the bearded man who stands there and screams at passerby.
2/28/2006 2:54:16 AM
Leading cause of cervical cancer is the Human Papillomavirus types 16, 18, 31 and 45.
There's a vaccine that a lot of Christian groups are opposed to. (The same ones that oppose using condoms to stop the spread of AIDS)
2/28/2006 2:58:17 AM
Why is the fact that he bought a bible for 99 cents relevant at all? Is that supposed to put something in perspective? I don't get it.
2/28/2006 2:59:01 AM
I think he paid way too much for that Bible. What a waste of perfectly good money.
2/28/2006 3:01:25 AM
Yeah, it's gotta be the Jews' fault that people smoke and/or that Big Tobacco makes money off of selling something that'll kill you. God knows that the settlers that ended up farming tobacco were _really_ refugees from the Holy Land!
I swear, if I roll my eyes any harder they're gonna _stick_ that way.
2/28/2006 9:02:15 AM
\"The bible says ... 'oh so sophisticated.'\"
It does? Where?
2/28/2006 1:40:14 PM
I paid $2.54 for my pack of cigarettes which make me look cooler than your .99 Bible.
2/28/2006 1:52:49 PM
Oh, boy. And I thought that *I* was a rabid antismoker. I have only one thing to say to this: \"Please stop! You are making antismokers look bad by association!\"
2/28/2006 2:58:01 PM
See the wife, and mother of three kids, dying of breast cancer at the age of 35 because, well we don't know why. Oh, wait. That doesn't fit...
2/28/2006 3:46:22 PM
Message: spot on.
Reasoning: way off.
2/28/2006 4:43:13 PM
blah blah blah and see the kids in the cancer wards dying from watching that homo Spongebob blah blah blah. Wonder how these fuckers explain their deaths or the deaths of their preachers etc.
2/28/2006 6:33:36 PM
I went to 'Brains Are Us' and bought a Fundie brain, it cost me $150,000-it had never been used.
2/28/2006 10:02:53 PM
So there's a Jewish tobacco conspiracy, too?
2/28/2006 10:36:50 PM
say what, now?
3/1/2006 1:32:58 AM
Nekhbet. Pristine condition - washed daily since birth!
(although I'm assuming the really expensive part was grafting in the reasoning cerebella and removing the cancerous dogma)
3/1/2006 1:44:17 AM
99 cents? the bible is worth a whole lot less than that. ive heard people get it for free. its better in the fireplace with logs....
8/2/2006 5:43:36 PM
Well we are all gonna die, even you muslconstruction! I hope you enjoy this life now because as far as I can tell it's the only one you get!
1/25/2007 12:39:37 PM
I smoke. Not dead. Fuck you.
1/25/2007 1:11:18 PM
Yeah. Go the hospital and see all the dying people who read the Bible every day, never drank, never smoked, never had sex with anyone they weren't married to (if that), and gave 10% of their money to Pat Robertson or Jerry Fallwell.
So does that mean Christianity causes death?
1/25/2007 2:22:24 PM
...See all the sinful newborns with congenital defects
2/25/2007 11:46:37 AM
Man Called True
I'm pretty sure I once saw a tobacco ad in a cheap Bible. Answer that one, Muscl.
2/25/2007 2:12:16 PM