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I bought a Bible for 99 cents at a "Marcs" discount store. The bible says that there is a devil who will tempt you into partaking in things that wiill kill you while decieivng you into thinking what you are doing is "oh so sophisticated". Just look at the healthy people. Read the slogans, the cigartettes "TASTE FRESH" blah, blah, blah. It's obvious that smoking is a sin glamorized by Jews like Louie B. Mayer, filling the coffers of Big Tobacco, blah blah. The Bible that I paid less than a fdollar for says that the wages of sin is death. Go to the hospitals and see all the women who were promiscuous dying of vaginal cancers. See all the promiscuous homosexuals dying of aids. The smokers on trach tubes dying of throat and lung cancers, the iv drug users whose heart valves were ruined blah, blah, blah. The fact is that sin and death are promoted in an evil world, and the truths of the bible are hidden. Of course smoking kills you.

muslconstruction, Yahoo! Message Boards 29 Comments [2/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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cyborgtroy

"See all the promiscuous homosexuals dying of aids."

Where??

"The fact is that sin and death are promoted in an evil world, and the truths of the bible are hidden. Of course smoking kills you."

Nobody is allowed to 'promote' smoking anymore. Even Big Tobacco is forced to put out commercials advertising website to help you quit.

I'm kind of amazed that its cultural momentum has kept it gliding this far, as it is still popular enough to support and industry and multifarious brand-names.

The rest is kinda bullshit. Promiscuity is not necessarily bad for you, that's what protection is for.

4/17/2008 11:58:06 AM

Canadiest

living healthy has still resulted in early death. everything you said is shit as all these ailments hit people who don't do the bad things too

4/20/2008 11:28:14 PM

Blue Lithium

"It's obvious that smoking is a sin"

I'd suggest you start a "God Hates Fags" campaign, but I'm afraid someone might have beaten you to it...

4/22/2008 10:15:26 PM

T. McGee

I know a woman who got HPV from her husband, whom she married as a virgin. So, now she gets the joy of frequent paps and LEEP procedures. Not knocking waiting for marriage, but in terms of STDs, it didn't really pay off in her case, did it?

And smoking wasn't always known to be that bad for you. I figure in 30 years or so, we'll have some dipsh*t like this guy telling us how eating meat with growth hormones is the wages of death, and how we all deserve whatever maladies we got from that!

7/22/2008 6:37:14 PM
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