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#18129
ssdexecutor
Yep. When something good happens to me, I say \"Some monkey up there must like me.\"
2/28/2006 5:04:54 AM
#18130
Teatime
This one was the first to make me genuinely laugh in a long time.
2/28/2006 5:05:48 AM
#18132
Julian
Soooo close. Replace 'Evolutionists routinely' with 'IDers erroneously'.
2/28/2006 5:27:51 AM
#18136
NKF
So fundies seem to only be able to understand the world as a competition amongst religions who seek to glorify their respective deities.
2/28/2006 5:44:31 AM
#18176
Pike
Superhuman? Maybe this person thought that \"The X-Men\" was a documentary on the future of evolution.
2/28/2006 3:00:11 PM
#18189
JustinGG
Wow. I have never actually seen an absence of abstract thinking, but there you go. The more I come here the more sense de-evolution starts to make.
2/28/2006 3:50:45 PM
#18190
David D.G.
I'll try this just one more time.
NO. GOD. REQUIRED.
That's all it is.
~David D.G.
2/28/2006 3:52:44 PM
#18196
Crosis
No, there's nothing designed about it. It's like taking something, making a bunch of tiny changes at random to it, see which changes work best, keep those and start over from there. Mutation provides the changes, and natural selection weeds out the ones that didn't work.
2/28/2006 4:11:10 PM
#18214
Blind Watchmaker
*Evolution* is a deity?
Oh, no, I must stop worshipping Darwin!
2/28/2006 5:31:50 PM
#18233
King Spirula
This has to be one of the more extreme attempts I have read where fundies try to assert that evolution is a religion. Keep it up fundies! It's like watching some fool stick out his tonque and touch it to a wire to see if it's live.
2/28/2006 6:28:51 PM
#18259
Bob
How is it that when fundies want to make something look dumb, evil, unholy or whatnot they compare it to religion? I mean, what are they actually saying?
2/28/2006 8:24:19 PM
#18278
David D.G.
Bob #19696
<< How is it that when fundies want to make something look dumb, evil, unholy or whatnot they compare it to religion? I mean, what are they actually saying? >>
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Bob, I think you've struck gold with that observation. The circle of irony is complete.
~David D.G.
2/28/2006 9:28:08 PM
#18293
Zipperback
The Uncanny X-tians.
Superhuman- adj : above or beyond the human or demanding more than human power or endurance
If a human's sense of smell was as good as a bloodhound he would have a superhuman sense of smell. If he would swim as fast as a marlin he would have superhuman swimming ability.
Marlin's and bloodhounds have abilities \"above or beyond human\", therefore they're superhuman (in at least one attribute) , therefore, according to jduke, they're all dieties.
I believe the word he was looking for is supernatural.
su•per•nat•u•ral adj:
-Of or relating to existence outside the natural world.
-Attributed to a power that seems to violate or go beyond natural forces.
-Of or relating to a deity.
-Of or relating to the immediate exercise of divine power; miraculous.
-Of or relating to the miraculous.
Evolution is the attempt to explain life's diversity without the interference of the supernatural using reason, natural interactions/reactions and natural forces.
2/28/2006 10:30:56 PM
#19510
Seomah
Most humans cannot design a single part of this computer. The group of men and women who did it can, so they have to have \"superhuman design capabilities\".
All right. Now, everyone, fall on you knees and worship... IBM !
Ever seen that Blue Screen of Internal Error? That's just like Noah's Flood: a reset is coming.
3/6/2006 6:11:10 PM
#695167
Quantum Mechanic
no
9/23/2008 7:39:41 PM
#1520724
Quantum Mechanic
"Evolutionists" only exist in the diseased minds of idiots.
3/29/2013 9:18:56 AM
#1520864
Blarghonius
Except it's not human.
3/29/2013 4:08:57 PM
#1520961
Justanotheratheist
Fundies routinely show a complete lack of understanding of how evolution works. Indeed, most of them are so thick they routinely may well show a lack of understanding that you need cheese to make a cheese sandwich.
3/30/2013 3:58:37 AM
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