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['Everything happens for a reason? Tell that to the raped girl. Sorry baby, seems like you just had it comin'.']

like i said, and said, and said, not everytime you have sex a baby is made, so thus, proving, it is more then just randomnous that a baby is born..

hence, everything happens for a reason.

TJ, Myspace 25 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Jeremy

\"My my Grandma... what awful logic you have!\"
\"All the better to spew moronic and inane blitherings at you, m'dear!\"

2/28/2006 6:27:08 AM

Julian


Were you used for a game of basketball when you were little?

2/28/2006 6:38:06 AM

Mr. Turquoise

TJ certainly is on roll this month, eh?

Mr. Turquoise

2/28/2006 8:38:24 AM

Talisman

\"hence, everything happens for a reason.\"

If only I could find the reason he keeps speaking. Surely it's not to make any sense.

2/28/2006 2:43:47 PM

David D.G.

This does not mean, however, that everything happens for a GOOD reason. Sometimes the \"reason\" is simply that \"evil jerks just cause trouble for other people.\"


~David D.G.

2/28/2006 2:48:59 PM

JustinGG

I wonder if TJ can successfully operate a knife and fork...?

2/28/2006 3:56:24 PM

Crosis

Do you think this guy intentionally misinterpreted the \"Sorry baby\" bit or not? My vote's on \"yes\".

And his point is not proven at all - it doesn't happen every time, therefore it's *not* random? That's a potential \"Self-Inflicted Refutation Award\" winner.

2/28/2006 4:14:58 PM

Sierra

David, unfortunately he's already said that everything happens for a good reason, i.e., to eventually improve the lives of everyone involved.

2/28/2006 4:59:07 PM

King Spirula

So when I throw darts at a dartboard and one hits the bullseye I have just proved that everything happens for a reason and nothing is random. Who knew it was that easy?

2/28/2006 6:18:18 PM

David D.G.

Sierra #19645

<< David, unfortunately he's already said that everything happens for a good reason, i.e., to eventually improve the lives of everyone involved. >>

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My mistake. I thought he was merely an idiot. Now I understand that he's at least 10 times more foolish.


~David D.G.

2/28/2006 6:19:58 PM

g-21-lto

>>not everytime you have sex a baby is made, so thus, proving, it is more then just randomnous that a baby is born<<

Correct, TJ! It often has to do with the point in the girl's cycle, whether she has or will soon ovulate.

>>hence, everything happens for a reason<<

So close, yet so far away. So the girl who gets raped at the time of maximum fertility deserved it? Or what?

2/28/2006 6:20:01 PM

Kimball Khan

In a manner of speaking, he is right, despite his best intentions. The reason a baby is made is because a sperm fertilizes an egg. The reason the woman gets raped is because the guy doing the raping has social \"issues\", to say the least. The reason TJ keeps spewing garbage through his internet connection, on the other hand, remains a mystery.

2/28/2006 8:22:29 PM

TDR

TJ, I'm sick of you.

man, I once had a friend called TJ. Stop taking a good woman's handle, you bastard.

3/1/2006 1:28:39 AM


3/12/2008 5:38:14 PM

Mortos der Soulstealer

Actually, he made it sound kind of like it IS mostly randomn when a baby is born.

To me. I dunno about you guys.

6/3/2008 7:12:01 AM

Freboy

So you don't mind if I assrape you with a baseball bat?

After all, there was a reason for it.

6/3/2008 9:11:16 AM

Frege

Well, that's the dumb and wrong way of saying cause and effect.
Sure, everything happens for a reason, but the reason is not a higher will. The reason is because whatever variables that needed to be fulfilled were in fact just that.
For instance, the egg coagulated because the water exceeded 68 degrees centigrade (if I remember correctly).

About making babies... You need to attend a couple of sex ed. and biology classes.

6/3/2008 10:21:59 AM

Harry

"like i said, and said, and said, not everytime you have sex a baby is made, so thus, proving, it is more then just randomnous that a baby is born."

Forget the Gay Agenda, these idiots should fear the English Teachers Agenda.

6/3/2008 9:28:26 PM

GigaGuess

You...sicken...me.

6/3/2008 10:46:58 PM

Canadiest

just how many rape-impregnancies does your god want?

6/4/2008 12:28:26 AM

Canadiest

Apparently God wants more hereditarily demented bastards.

Actually that explains a lot.

TJ for one

6/4/2008 12:32:04 AM

clockworkgirl21

Clockworkgirl21 was knocked out today by a vey hard headdesk. She is recovering.

7/9/2008 6:08:03 PM

Crimson Lizard

Another male rhapsodizing about how wonderful it is for girls to get raped.

You first, asshole.

2/14/2014 6:50:17 AM

Swede

So, mummy and daddy never had the birds and the bees talk with you, honey? You see, women only release an egg once a month and it only lives for a couple of days. The sperms can live a couple of days inside the woman too. If no egg is there while the sperms are alive, no baby will be formed. About 50 to 80 percent of all embryos are flushed out through spontaneous abortions.

So yes, there is much, much more thAn just randomnEsS, that a baby is formed, and we can explain it all with science.

You ought to stop after "everything happens". There is no reasoning behind it. If it were, it would be the reasoning of a sadistic tyrannical petty five-year-old.

2/15/2014 1:59:45 AM

Justanotheratheist

And for what reason did TJ happen? To illustrate yet again the vileness of so many fundies?

Oh, and what the fuck is randomnous?

2/15/2014 3:56:48 AM
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