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God's Word will not be mocked...You will die in your sins and spend eternity in the Lake of Fire, the second death unless you repent. My venomous words are meant to cut to the core of your blackened soul and for your own good. Wake up dude, your time is short. In the game of life you are on the losing side...

Art Deco, TheologyOnline 17 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#18222
vipertaja

Good luck finding a soul in me.
Seems Art Deco is only interested in being on the \"winning side\" or whatever he sees as such. How \"noble\" of him.

2/28/2006 6:02:43 PM

#18225
g-21-lto

This makes me nostalgic for my Southern Baptist upbringing.

2/28/2006 6:08:29 PM

#18235
Blurb

Unless you're running for Jesus, you can stuff your judgement up your ass.

2/28/2006 6:42:35 PM

#18239
David D.G.

Is it just me, or does anyone else find the word \"dude\" strangely incongruous in the midst of such a pompous rant?


~David D.G.

2/28/2006 7:01:12 PM

#18244
Bum

The game of life, eh? Can I at least get the orange car?

2/28/2006 7:26:42 PM

#18251
Meth

**The game of life, eh? Can I at least get the orange car?**

Strange... my first thoughts were of that game too.

2/28/2006 8:04:51 PM

#18287
StandardDeviant

David DG - You are not the only one to think that.

And if we're playing the game of Life, I'd better check the manual to see if I can put two little blue people in the car >_>

2/28/2006 10:05:47 PM

#18318
Julian


Reminds me of a quote I invented where fundies tend to not realise exactly what I was trying to say was a recipe, not an instruction for penitance...

\"If you really want to take the Lord's name in vain - PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!!!\"


3/1/2006 12:33:04 AM

#18336
TDR

\"God's Word will not be mocked\"

yes it will. Observe.

Ha ha, god's got no literary sense and all that metaphorical stuff is SOOOO last millenium!

QED.

3/1/2006 1:19:18 AM

#1184842
Rapax Pringer

If your words are venomous, I have an immunity to them.

7/24/2010 7:40:24 PM

#1184891
Philbert McAdamia

My venomous words are meant to cut to the core of your blackened soul

Not to mention your razor sharp wit.

7/24/2010 9:05:28 PM

#1185037
Canadiest

How is eternal damnation in the after-life a "second death"?

You got reincarnation in your Christianity.

7/25/2010 5:37:53 AM

#1185042
Canadiest

I remember my second death in Egypt, I was a farmer, sandal-maker and sandal maker who had the misfortune of doing an on-site sandal repair under the spinx's nose when it fell off.

Shirley Maclain was a egotistical bitch back then too

7/25/2010 5:45:39 AM

#1185052
Canadiest

Oops, sorry, mentioned sandal makers twice as I was practically making them in my sleep. And there was no overtime then, Shirley Maclain saw to that.

7/25/2010 6:12:02 AM

#1282093
Quantum Mechanic

Mock

Go fuck yourself.

4/25/2011 7:57:54 AM

#1310858


The "dude" part kind of ruined it.

7/18/2011 1:29:00 AM

#1310930
Anon2

God's Word will not be mocked... [...] My venomous words are meant to cut to the core of your blackened soul and for your own good.

Oooooo! I am soooooo afraid!!!

"Art Deco", it's funny that pathetic people like you think that your "god" does need an "Internet Tough Guy" to defend him. Obviously, your "god" is a weak, pathetic loser. Ah, I forgot: When somebody hides behind "god", he usually speaks of nothing but himself and his very own opinion...

7/18/2011 6:11:47 AM
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