Quote# 9856

God's Word will not be mocked...You will die in your sins and spend eternity in the Lake of Fire, the second death unless you repent. My venomous words are meant to cut to the core of your blackened soul and for your own good. Wake up dude, your time is short. In the game of life you are on the losing side...

Art Deco, TheologyOnline 22 Comments [2/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Good luck finding a soul in me.
Seems Art Deco is only interested in being on the \"winning side\" or whatever he sees as such. How \"noble\" of him.

2/28/2006 6:02:43 PM


This makes me nostalgic for my Southern Baptist upbringing.

2/28/2006 6:08:29 PM


Unless you're running for Jesus, you can stuff your judgement up your ass.

2/28/2006 6:42:35 PM

David D.G.

Is it just me, or does anyone else find the word \"dude\" strangely incongruous in the midst of such a pompous rant?

~David D.G.

2/28/2006 7:01:12 PM


The game of life, eh? Can I at least get the orange car?

2/28/2006 7:26:42 PM


**The game of life, eh? Can I at least get the orange car?**

Strange... my first thoughts were of that game too.

2/28/2006 8:04:51 PM


David DG - You are not the only one to think that.

And if we're playing the game of Life, I'd better check the manual to see if I can put two little blue people in the car >_>

2/28/2006 10:05:47 PM


Reminds me of a quote I invented where fundies tend to not realise exactly what I was trying to say was a recipe, not an instruction for penitance...

\"If you really want to take the Lord's name in vain - PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!!!\"

3/1/2006 12:33:04 AM


\"God's Word will not be mocked\"

yes it will. Observe.

Ha ha, god's got no literary sense and all that metaphorical stuff is SOOOO last millenium!


3/1/2006 1:19:18 AM

Rapax Pringer

If your words are venomous, I have an immunity to them.

7/24/2010 7:40:24 PM

Philbert McAdamia

My venomous words are meant to cut to the core of your blackened soul

Not to mention your razor sharp wit.

7/24/2010 9:05:28 PM


How is eternal damnation in the after-life a "second death"?

You got reincarnation in your Christianity.

7/25/2010 5:37:53 AM


I remember my second death in Egypt, I was a farmer, sandal-maker and sandal maker who had the misfortune of doing an on-site sandal repair under the spinx's nose when it fell off.

Shirley Maclain was a egotistical bitch back then too

7/25/2010 5:45:39 AM


Oops, sorry, mentioned sandal makers twice as I was practically making them in my sleep. And there was no overtime then, Shirley Maclain saw to that.

7/25/2010 6:12:02 AM

Quantum Mechanic


Go fuck yourself.

4/25/2011 7:57:54 AM

The "dude" part kind of ruined it.

7/18/2011 1:29:00 AM


God's Word will not be mocked... [...] My venomous words are meant to cut to the core of your blackened soul and for your own good.

Oooooo! I am soooooo afraid!!!

"Art Deco", it's funny that pathetic people like you think that your "god" does need an "Internet Tough Guy" to defend him. Obviously, your "god" is a weak, pathetic loser. Ah, I forgot: When somebody hides behind "god", he usually speaks of nothing but himself and his very own opinion...

7/18/2011 6:11:47 AM


"God's word" certainly will be mocked, at every opportunity. You're welcome.

6/6/2017 5:10:42 PM


In the game of life you are on the losing side

Your BuyBull is a fairytale.

iddqd. [/id Software]

Fart Dicko = Dr. Olivia Pierce, a.k.a. the Spider Mastermind. I have the Rocket Launcher, Plasma Rifle & Gauss Cannon. Prepare for an Argent Energy-based lobotomy via my BFG 9000. >:D

You don't want to know what Dr. Samuel Hayden - a now immortal brain-transfer in an android body - will do, now he possess the Crucible Hellblade: an artefact of more-than infinite power, now that Hell itself has been conquered.

6/6/2017 8:16:40 PM

Shepard Solus

Demonstrably wrong. Yahweh's word has been rightly mocked for millennia and will continue to be mocked so long as any branch of his cult lives.

6/6/2017 10:51:33 PM

rubber chicken

"God's Word will not be mocked"

Therefore, that which is mocked cannot be God's Word.

6/6/2017 11:46:58 PM

Your words make your god seem thin skinned and your soul blackened.

6/7/2017 12:55:51 AM

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