What... the... hell?
3/7/2006 3:28:14 AM
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
I HAVE NO WORDS.
OTHER THAN THESE.
3/7/2006 3:44:03 AM
I can't believe this guy is still posting. I thought his computer wwould've committed suicide my now.
3/7/2006 3:57:55 AM
David Lynch, insane, in a fever induced dream, on crack, after a conversation with a marker sniffing Mike Tyson, and being hit on the head with a giant ACME anvil...and he would still be more coherent than this.
3/7/2006 4:35:54 AM
I think if he continues with this line of thought he'll state \"Christians are not bound by the laws of gravity.\" Then, in a move à la The Matrix he'll learn how to fly...for about two seconds and then he'll go splat onto the sidewalk next to some high rise building.
3/7/2006 5:24:16 AM
Then how do you explain this levitating continent sized New Jerusalem cube?
*opens window dramatically*
Dammit, it was there a minute ago.
3/7/2006 5:42:18 AM
Louis: \"He just walked right off the cliff.\"
Peter: \"I knew he would. Christians don't believe in gravity.\"
Family Guy: desperately trying to make ridiculous statements before reality confirms it.
3/7/2006 6:34:34 AM
Cube? Did someone say cube?
TIME DEMON 4 DAYS EDUCATED STUPID CUBE! PYRAMIDS GRAVITY CUBE SIGNULARITY CUBE SIDES! YOU MUST LEARN STUPID GRAVITY!....sorry, where was I? I think I must have been temporarily posessed by the demon of Dr. Gene Ray, kinda like this twit...
3/7/2006 6:37:35 AM
Hee, \"dad\" is my favorite. He's just so EXCITED!
3/7/2006 6:49:47 AM
While this is wonderful quote, I would like to point out that it's also duplicate.
Only 2.74 there :(
This deserves a better grade.
3/7/2006 8:16:01 AM
No concept of physics and a vivid imagination. He should be a screenwriter.
3/7/2006 11:08:21 AM
Of course it's easy when you ignore evidence, make shit up, and treat your illusions as fact. If he, indeed, is a dad the area schools can prepare for a new influx of the lowest 10 percentile.
3/7/2006 2:14:20 PM
Scotty, on Star Trek: \"I can't change the laws of physics.\"
dad: \"WHAT laws of physics?\"
Evidently, \"dad\" is a Q, not the least bit bound by matter, energy, or sanity.
This also reminds me, in a roundabout way, of a Bill Cosby routine in which he speaks about his college football coach indicating plays on the blackboard, telling them how simple it is to block the other guys while he draws out the play. Cosby says, \"With a piece of chalk, this man is blocking all kinds of people!\"
And so it is with \"dad\"; he can block hulking great physical laws with a piece of chalk, but let's see whether he can step out there and do it on the field -- i.e., defy gravity in the real world. I'm betting that he's just inhaled too much chalk dust.
3/7/2006 2:59:11 PM
Dad is either an escaped lunatic, or the most committed parody I have ever seen...
3/7/2006 3:05:28 PM
dad is amusing. Frighteningly ignorant, but amusing none the less.
3/7/2006 3:09:21 PM
Worth a WTF Award.
3/7/2006 3:29:13 PM
>>While this is wonderful quote, I would like to point out that it's also duplicate.
Only 2.74 there :(
This deserves a better grade.<<
You know, usually I'd delete duplicates, but this seems to be a popular post and has 16 comments attached to it, so I'll let it stay.
(Kinda wonder why this post gets a 4.33 and the very same post 2 months ago gets a 2.74?)
3/7/2006 3:42:00 PM
yahweh, why don't you just MERGE the two posts if they are identical?
3/7/2006 5:11:55 PM
If I opened my mouth and drivel like that poured out I think I would shoot myself.
3/7/2006 5:16:57 PM
argument from exclamation marks?
3/7/2006 6:42:51 PM
Justin - Said absolutely perfectly.
TDR - I've been amused for some time that the Fundies seem to think their points are more valid or expressed better based on the number of exclamation points they use. Just makes me chuckle.
3/7/2006 10:19:35 PM
dad, when the preacher says \"the Fall,\" he did not mean that gravity began and things fell.
I forget who stated that New Jerusalem is a cube and the Borg are Jewish virgins, but aliens make a great deal more sense than this garbage.
3/8/2006 12:00:18 AM
dad (after 7 exclamation marks): \"Wow. This gets better all the time\"
You can swear.
3/10/2006 2:21:24 PM
All sorts of thing become easy to explain if you just ignore the laws of physics. Well, I'm going to fly off to work now.
3/14/2006 6:31:53 PM
This reminds me of all the stuff that's printed on the bottles of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Oil Soap.
3/20/2006 12:20:07 AM