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Thinking about it, another change in a merged universe is gravity. There, -why would the distance between, or size of PO [Physical Only] objects matter? There are no PO objects! Matter is spiritual and physical. As evidence of this, we simply need to look to New Jerusalem. 1500 miles high and wide and long, and it comes down to earth! It doesn't smash into it!!!!! Floats like a butterfly, and lands in a world where bees sting no more!
Earth, as the center of the universe, with no gravity as we know it! Yet, people still walk those streets of gold! We can go flying off in space if we want, but it is ordered better than gravity. Now, let's apply that to the earth in the past, before the split! We, in our physical fallen state walked like normal, no problem. But not with gravity as we now have in a physical only world!!!!!!! Wow. This gets better all the time'
Now, let's knock off the old problem of how did they build the pyramids right away! If they were built in the still merged world in the century after the flood, (or some before as well) hey, no gravity as we now have!!! How about the canopy or rings?? Piece of cake!
And, for the piece de resistance, the continental sliding--No wonder it was easy!!!!!

dad, Christian Forums 27 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#19645
NKF

What... the... hell?

3/7/2006 3:28:14 AM

#19650
Acetv

WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

I HAVE NO WORDS.

OTHER THAN THESE.

3/7/2006 3:44:03 AM

#19656
Julian

I can't believe this guy is still posting. I thought his computer wwould've committed suicide my now.

3/7/2006 3:57:55 AM

#19665
JustinGG

David Lynch, insane, in a fever induced dream, on crack, after a conversation with a marker sniffing Mike Tyson, and being hit on the head with a giant ACME anvil...and he would still be more coherent than this.

3/7/2006 4:35:54 AM

#19674
Jade

I think if he continues with this line of thought he'll state \"Christians are not bound by the laws of gravity.\" Then, in a move à la The Matrix he'll learn how to fly...for about two seconds and then he'll go splat onto the sidewalk next to some high rise building.

3/7/2006 5:24:16 AM

#19677
Zipperback

Then how do you explain this levitating continent sized New Jerusalem cube?

*opens window dramatically*

Dammit, it was there a minute ago.

3/7/2006 5:42:18 AM

#19680
themann1086

Louis: \"He just walked right off the cliff.\"
Peter: \"I knew he would. Christians don't believe in gravity.\"

Family Guy: desperately trying to make ridiculous statements before reality confirms it.

3/7/2006 6:34:34 AM

#19681
The Dude

Cube? Did someone say cube?
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TIME DEMON 4 DAYS EDUCATED STUPID CUBE! PYRAMIDS GRAVITY CUBE SIGNULARITY CUBE SIDES! YOU MUST LEARN STUPID GRAVITY!....sorry, where was I? I think I must have been temporarily posessed by the demon of Dr. Gene Ray, kinda like this twit...

3/7/2006 6:37:35 AM

#19682
glyptodon

Hee, \"dad\" is my favorite. He's just so EXCITED!

3/7/2006 6:49:47 AM

#19685
Puistokemisti

While this is wonderful quote, I would like to point out that it's also duplicate.
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=9060

Only 2.74 there :(
This deserves a better grade.

3/7/2006 8:16:01 AM

#19704
moonbiter

No concept of physics and a vivid imagination. He should be a screenwriter.

3/7/2006 11:08:21 AM

#19715
King Spirula

Of course it's easy when you ignore evidence, make shit up, and treat your illusions as fact. If he, indeed, is a dad the area schools can prepare for a new influx of the lowest 10 percentile.

3/7/2006 2:14:20 PM

#19716
David D.G.

Scotty, on Star Trek: \"I can't change the laws of physics.\"

dad: \"WHAT laws of physics?\"

Evidently, \"dad\" is a Q, not the least bit bound by matter, energy, or sanity.

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This also reminds me, in a roundabout way, of a Bill Cosby routine in which he speaks about his college football coach indicating plays on the blackboard, telling them how simple it is to block the other guys while he draws out the play. Cosby says, \"With a piece of chalk, this man is blocking all kinds of people!\"

And so it is with \"dad\"; he can block hulking great physical laws with a piece of chalk, but let's see whether he can step out there and do it on the field -- i.e., defy gravity in the real world. I'm betting that he's just inhaled too much chalk dust.


~David D.G.

3/7/2006 2:59:11 PM

#19717
storme

Dad is either an escaped lunatic, or the most committed parody I have ever seen...

3/7/2006 3:05:28 PM

#19719
Talisman

dad is amusing. Frighteningly ignorant, but amusing none the less.

3/7/2006 3:09:21 PM

#19729
AWP

Worth a WTF Award.


3/7/2006 3:29:13 PM

#19732
Yahweh

>>While this is wonderful quote, I would like to point out that it's also duplicate.
http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=9060

Only 2.74 there :(
This deserves a better grade.<<

Oops :embarrassed:

You know, usually I'd delete duplicates, but this seems to be a popular post and has 16 comments attached to it, so I'll let it stay.

(Kinda wonder why this post gets a 4.33 and the very same post 2 months ago gets a 2.74?)

3/7/2006 3:42:00 PM

#19767
mad dog

yahweh, why don't you just MERGE the two posts if they are identical?

3/7/2006 5:11:55 PM

#19768
Jim

If I opened my mouth and drivel like that poured out I think I would shoot myself.

3/7/2006 5:16:57 PM

#19785
TDR

argument from exclamation marks?

3/7/2006 6:42:51 PM

#19826
Papabear

Justin - Said absolutely perfectly.

TDR - I've been amused for some time that the Fundies seem to think their points are more valid or expressed better based on the number of exclamation points they use. Just makes me chuckle.

3/7/2006 10:19:35 PM

#19845
Irrational Entity

dad, when the preacher says \"the Fall,\" he did not mean that gravity began and things fell.

I forget who stated that New Jerusalem is a cube and the Borg are Jewish virgins, but aliens make a great deal more sense than this garbage.

3/8/2006 12:00:18 AM

#20371
Seomah

dad (after 7 exclamation marks): \"Wow. This gets better all the time\"

You can swear.

3/10/2006 2:21:24 PM

#21152
Papabear

All sorts of thing become easy to explain if you just ignore the laws of physics. Well, I'm going to fly off to work now.

3/14/2006 6:31:53 PM

#22144
dykitty

This reminds me of all the stuff that's printed on the bottles of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Oil Soap.

3/20/2006 12:20:07 AM
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