Quote# 37994

Science is not open to alternatives - because by its nature it cannot be. Science cannot consider God's possible work and therefore is not able to analyze such evidences.

Therefore, you people are fundamentalists to materialistic causes. You are forced to be.

mickey, CARM 37 Comments [4/21/2008 5:23:07 AM]
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Quote# 46820

[An excerpt from a book called How to be a Successful Teenager, published by Chick Publications. The sickest think you will ever read.]

The Secret About Hell

It was a gruesome sight!

When Bill arrived, there had obviously been a horrible accident. A severely smashed car was laying upside down in the middle of the road.

As Bill approached, he saw Susan, a teenage girl, trapped inside, furiously pounding on the window and screaming for help.

Just as Bill reached her car, it exploded in flames, knocking him backwards. As the flames engulfed Susan, Bill found a large rock and quickly smashed the windshield. He grabbed Susan's burning body and dragged her to safety.

As he rolled Susan in some nearby grass to extinguish the flames, the stench of her burning flesh almost caused him to pass out. She was burning over most of her body and was screaming in agony.


Teen, as ghastly as that story is, it does not begin to describe the horrors of a real place that real people are sent to every day.

The place is hell. It's a place of eternal torment where people burn day and night forever and ever in undying flames.

Susan suffered excruciating pain and horrible burns but at least she escaped with her life.

In hell, there is not escape - ever! And there is no hope. For all eternity, every person in hell will scream in horror as roaring flames engulf their body, just like Susan did when she was burning. And it doesn't matter what you believe about hell:

- It doesn't matter if you don't believe hell exists - it does.

- It doesn't matter if you believe that a loving God would never send anyone to such a place - He does.

- It doesn't matter if you think I am trying to scare you into believing God and doing what He wants you to do - I'm not.

Rick Jones, chick.com 68 Comments [9/6/2008 6:22:17 PM]
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Quote# 65635

[You've read the 14th Amendment, but you don't understand the passage "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof"?]

Dex Jones 8:20 pm
So that would include the unborn children of this country wouldn't it?

Dex Jones, Facebook Poll Discussion 74 Comments [9/7/2009 4:29:45 PM]
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Quote# 22934

I think I'll just ask a question and see if anyone can come up with an answer (it proves my point)

If everyone in the world was strictly homosexual, how would the human race survive?

Answer: It wouldn't. Fact of life.

callumevans324, IF Skin Zone (registration required to view post) 34 Comments [4/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 119078

Once you understand that Barack Obama is a pedophile, this makes perfect sense. Remember, his justice department sued to force juvenile sex clubs into schools, and punished a soldier who attempted to stop child rape. Now this blatant act to make it easy to sexually groom children for "boy play" - it's pretty obvious that Obama wants to rape some young boys and do it under color of law.

jwbaumann, WND 28 Comments [5/20/2016 2:58:44 AM]
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Quote# 28926

[It's not blasphemous, it's hilarious. (in reference to FSTDT)

Christians believing that there's no such thing as gravity, and our sin is what weighs us down..... honestly *shakes head*]

No some are trying to make a point but others turn it around for amusement. And its mocking Christians which is an extremly ungodly .. its a common trait of a heathen.

TailTactics, Foru.ms 49 Comments [9/12/2007 9:39:23 PM]
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Quote# 19971

[Would you please tell us what your scientific qualifications (for evaluating evolution) are? What is your profession?]

My qualification is I'm a God-fearing college dropout redneck hick landlord who goes after darwinism with freaking vengeance....and I just happen to have the truth on my side.

supersport, Theology Web 127 Comments [1/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5245

Does it matter what you eat according to Evolution? According to Creation you should eat fruits, vetables, etc...

TruthTraveler, Christian Forums 28 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 116803

[Thread title "Swimming In Space By The Gravitational Waves - Mentioned In The Noble Quran"]

Allah Almighty's Divine Claims in the Noble Quran:

The Noble Quran is filled with scientific statements and notions. These are statements of Allah Almighty describing how He created things on earth and in the Universe. What's most amazing is that all of these scientific statements and notions had been proven to be in perfect agreement with science and our modern-day scientific discoveries. Allah Almighty made the Noble Quran be Prophet Muhammad's (peace be upon him) Everlasting Divine Miracle and proof for Prophethood. The Holy Book certainly stood the test of time 1,500 years ago with Its Claims, Prophecies and Miraculous language eloquence, and it does again and again in our day today with Its overwhelming agreement with science and discoveries that were not known to man 1,500 years ago.
Allah Almighty Said: "We will soon show them Our signs in the Universe and inside their selves, until it will become quite clear to them that it is the truth. Is it not sufficient as regards your Lord that He is a witness over all things? (The Noble Quran, 41:53)"

With this said, let us look at what Allah Almighty Said in the Noble Quran:

"It is He Who created the Night and the Day, and the sun and the moon: all (the celestial bodies) swim along, each in its rounded course. (The Noble Quran, 21:33)"

"It is not permitted to the Sun to catch up the Moon, nor can the Night outstrip the Day: Each (just) swims along in (its own) orbit (according to Law). (The Noble Quran, 36:40)"

As we clearly see in these Noble Verses, Allah Almighty precisely chose "swim" to describe the movement of all of the celestial bodies in the Universe. Obviously, there wouldn't be any swimming if there wasn't a sea-like space up there.

So what is this sea-like space? Is it filled with water?

Obviously, air and space, to man, today and 1,500 years ago, and in all ages had always been something that feels empty. It is not water and the Noble Quran doesn't say that it is water either. The swimming in space is rather done by what scientists today call "Gravitational Waves". There are literally gravitational waves up there in space as we have waves in our seas, and all celestial bodies are swimming in these waves.

meixili, Nairaland 17 Comments [2/15/2016 3:05:28 PM]
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Quote# 123719

This is how a True Christian Patriarch protects his daughter:

"In 2003, I took my daughter with me on a mission trip to Romania. On the plane, there was a drunken man flirting with her in a very aggressive way.

"Unfortunately for him, there were 535 pounds of manhood in our party ready to protect her. Believe me, we were exercising much Christian patience with this man who persisted throughout the entire flight. He did not realize that he was facing deadly force, if he persisted.

"He actually touched her once and was making bold advances. He even continued the pursuit after the plane landed. I am convinced that, if we had not been with her to protect her, she would have been in serious danger.”

Okay, so a drunken man (a) makes lewd remarks, (b) actually puts his hands on the woman, and (c) stalks her after she deplanes.

Wow. It's a good thing for that man he didn't push things far enough to rouse the anger of 535 lbs of malicious idiocy.

Scott Brown (NCFIC), Archived at 'Semper Eadem' 15 Comments [1/18/2017 9:16:16 AM]
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Quote# 91213

As long as the majority of the Americans are functionally stupid and elect complete asses to Congress and state offices our nation will continue to drift into even more evil. These weasels have placed sodomites atop a pedestal and conveniently forget what homosexuality begets: illness, suicide and even murders. Homosexuals have committed the large majority of serial killings worldwide.

The degenerate that continues to occupy the White Hut loves homosexuals and lesbians because he continues to edict that they be hired for key positions. He personally never had a girl friend, but was taught by a raging homosexual communist who fed him reefers and whisky. Besides this scum is no doubt an alien who was never granted citizenship and uses a dead man’s social security number. His presence as the nation’s leader goes unchallenged by members of the House and Senate.

IbJensen, Free Republic 40 Comments [12/7/2012 9:22:16 AM]
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Quote# 69914

A few examples of Liberal thought:

Take by force from the productive and arbitrarily give it to the chronically lazy = compassion

Killing humans in the womb = choice

Terrorism = Just another crime worthy of Mirandization and a civil trial with all the Constitutional protections afforded ANY criminal

Carbon Dioxide = Atmospheric pollutant that will, ultimately kill us all

And Conservative thought:

Give freely to charities that actually care for those in true need = compassion

Killing humans in the womb = murder (taking of human life w/o due process)

Terrorism = Act of war...punishable by death

Carbon Dioxide = What it REALLY is...a nutrient which is absolutely essential for life on Earth to survive.

Conservative thought doesn't even come CLOSE to being a mental disorder. Liberal ideology cannot be classified as anything BUT a mental illness.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 67 Comments [2/8/2010 12:34:37 PM]
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Quote# 7096

no im not joking. the simple facts are that most babys born to heathen parents end up heathens themselfs, so allowing them to abort if they want just prevents another human from being cast into hell. if christians had more babys and the unsaved had less then the world would be in a lot better shape and the unsaved would have a better chance at getting saved. I figure God aborts children all thetime. babys that are born and die in say crib deaths are probably spared going to hell for all eternity and will wind up instead as going to heaven , although they wont be the bride of christ it sure a lot better than hell.well likewise never having been born is a lot better than having been born and living a life without chirst and going to hell for all eterenity. you gotta look at it with your eyes open , real life , the way things are.

jessedance, Christian Forums 4 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 120894

I know of no sane woman unless she be a lesbian or a feminist (often the same thing) who would object to be whistled at. Sounds like more sour grapes from short haired severe looking late middle-aged and old women who resent attractive young women getting a bit of attention! Oh and bugger me but I just googled the woman concerned and yes she does have a severe short hair cut but no, she is young! Is that me being 'prejudiced' do you think? I wonder if this new 'hate crime' definition with regards to wolf whistling also applies to women wolf whistling women or women wolf whistling men?

What Orwellian double speak is this? So a 'hate crime' is not necessarily a 'criminal offence' but is nonetheless a 'crime'! I wonder when did the English Houses of Parliament debate this issue, never mind pass any laws on this matter? So it would seem that Nottingham Police has taken over the role of Parliament and introduced their own non-law laws! (Work that one out if you can!) What a pity that Police resources are once again being directed at enforcing marxist political correctness than preventing and detecting real crime. As an aside the current and recently promoted Chief Constable of Nottinghamshire Police is, you have guessed it a woman. So much for the "it being a man's world" mantra which we keep hearing all the time.

Wotans Krieger, Aryan Myth and Metahistory 68 Comments [8/3/2016 3:02:28 AM]
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Quote# 29951

DEUTSCH: "Let's wipe Israel off the earth." I mean, what, no Jews?

COULTER: No, we think -- we just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

DEUTSCH: Wow, you didn't really say that, did you?

COULTER: Yes. That is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws. We know we're all sinners --

Ann Coulter, Televisions 25 Comments [10/13/2007 3:31:23 AM]
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Quote# 88043

I have found that analytical people (like me) can raise a pretty high wall against the truth of the Lord’s Word.

One way to help them to hear His Word is to put a couple of plausible cracks in that wall.

Pre-med students should understand that it is impossible for amino acids to form proteins in the presence of oxygen so there must have been no oxygen in the atmosphere when the first proteins were formed.

In an atmosphere with no oxygen there is no ozone. With no ozone there is ultraviolet light bombarding the earth’s surface destroying anything that resembles proteins.

Therefore the only evolutionary conditions that would allow proteins to form would destroy them.

It requires a huge amount of faith to believe that this impossible situation would allow proteins to form. And even more faith to get random proteins to form cell structures and magnitudes more for these to form life.

There are many of these “Impossible Evolutionary Situations” available if required but the main point is:
They may be more open to a solution that doesn’t require such super human faith as evolution. Creation is a fantastic candidate. The love of God & gospel message soon follow.

AtroposHeart, RR 44 Comments [6/28/2012 3:25:01 AM]
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Quote# 40923

Feel sorry for yourself atheist boy.
When we ll take over America - you will have to leave the country. There will be no plaec for you

Evans, PhysOrg 68 Comments [6/13/2008 8:18:30 PM]
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Quote# 22312

How do we know true from false and right from wrong?
Some maintain that such things are a matter of opinion and, apart from human opinion, have no existence at all. This is obviously false to Christians.

There does exist true and false, right and wrong.
Yet how do we know which is which?
Humans disagree, societies disagree, even religions disagree. Is there any solid way of knowing true from false or right from wrong?

God and God alone determines true from false and right from wrong.
As He loves us, so He reveals true from false and right from wrong to us.
Yet many maintain that there is no such revelation, and so they argue over true and false, right and wrong, based on their thoughts, beliefs, opinions, feelings and those of other humans. In essence, many will maintain that the basis of and or only way of knowing true from false and right from wrong is the 'self'

As Christians we do not abide in our 'selves', nor follow our 'selves', nor determine true from false or right from wrong by our 'selves'.

Jesus Christ is the One in whom we abide and not another, even our 'selves'. He is the revelation of truth and righteousness.
So why do some Christians say "God has revealed homosexual acts are immoral", while others say "We, our 'selves', believe it is not immoral"? Which 'side' has its moral basis in God's revelation and which 'side' has its moral basis in the 'self'?

I tell you no church has ever blessed homosexual relationships through God's word but only by following popular opinion based on majority vote.

Full_Moon, Christian Forums 20 Comments [3/21/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 78607

My rape advocacy is twofold. Two aspects of feminism currently independently justify rape, in my view: 1. equality and 2. feminist corruption of justice. Feminist rape law reform has more than blurred the distinction between rape and consensual sex. In many circumstances it no longer matters in the eyes of the law whether we actually rape a woman or not -- she can regret sex in any case and have us convicted of "rape." The law quite explicitly states that mere negligence is enough to be a rapist even if you had no evil intentions. So why should men care if we rape or not? Women don't respect us anymore, so why should we respect women? Hate breeds hate. I have followed the deterioration of justice closely throughout my life, and my heart has been filled with deeper hatred at every step of feminist legal reform. False rape is now institutionalized. At this point, I don't believe Norwegian women are morally entitled to protection from rape.

Eivind Berge, Eivind Berge's Blog 208 Comments [1/12/2011 7:13:07 AM]
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Quote# 32727

Is this weird or what? The lady that brings my farm eggs says for the last 2 weeks her hens have STOPPED laying eggs ! AND the farm lady behind her said HERS have done the same thing....they cannot attribute it to ANYTHING that they know of. What's up? Maybe the Rapture is near?

DawnGrace, Rapture Ready 70 Comments [12/22/2007 5:32:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Anon
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