Quote# 62676

It’s likely even Jesus would have OK’d water boarding if it would have saved his Mom. He would’ve done the same to save his Dad, or any one of His disciples. For that matter, He even died to save all humans.

roetenks, Red State 73 Comments [5/26/2009 10:22:30 AM]
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Quote# 3196

If people will turn away from their sin, then God would heal them of aids. People want healed, but they do not want to give up their sin and their stinking thinking. We see hundreds, even thousands of people healed of aids in Africa, because they repent of their sin and turn to God.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 23 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 115544

Why Did Jews Create Pornography?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think you should watch this film so that you will have a deeper understanding of how our enemy, the Jew operates. This despicable people have done the same things over and over to our people for thousands of years. We can, and must learn from the examples of History and our mistakes. What you see in our countries today is nothing new. The Jews are destroying the moral fabric of our societies and are causing us and our children great harm.

When you look at the condition of America today, you are actually seeing what happened to Germany in the 1920s. If you study that historical period, you will understand where we are, and where we are headed. Our people will be eating out of garbage cans and fat Jews will mock us while we starve. These very conditions caused World War 2. Notice that this takes place after World War 1. This is the very reason the Jews cause wars and keep our countries in perpetual war. They make money off the wars, steal all the properties and businesses, control the wealth, change the laws, promote degeneracy and this list could go on all day.

This little film has some nudity in it but, it is important to understand that the Jews use our feelings as a weapon against us. They use sex, drugs, music, news stories, films, hatred, television, parties, games, politics and many, many more things to sway us one way or another. Your feelings can become dangerous to you and others if not kept in check. You will see in this film the confirmation of the things I just mentioned.

You see, your feelings are a way to manipulate you. In the film, the Germans are kept in their homes with a curfew. They practically have no choice but the Talmudvision to get information. The Jews play porn on all 3 stations…What is the purpose you say? The purpose is to poison the peoples minds with contrived realities and the monkey see, monkey do principle. Children are subject to this all the time on Talmudvision. They see a guy with tattoos and piercings and they say…that’s cool. Some of them will believe it is a reality and enact upon it, getting tattoos and piercings thus disobeying Yahweh and causing themselves harm for years to come. The crazy thing is that the guy on Talmudvision may not have had any REAL tattoos or piercings at all. Another way to contrive realities that lure the young to their deaths is to have an actor or rock star pretend that they are gay. The children have been taught that these people should be their idols. They then try to be like their idols in every way. Though the rock star or actor is not truly gay, the child believes it and becomes it and voila….there’s your contrived reality.

One more thing. Notice how the word FREEDOM is used in this video, it is the key to understanding something which is extremely important.

Why Did Jews Create Pornography?

These are only some of the examples that I could present to you. Hopefully you get the message and the understanding of how these filthy Jews work. We must become Jew savvy and warn our children how they operate. May Yahweh save our children from these horrible Demonic wolves!

Yet, one more thing…I got an email about the fact that the video mentions the Catholic church as the only true religion. Well, I figured you all know that the Catholic church is a Satanic entity, which is part of part of Mystery Babylon. I hoped you would automatically disregard the foolish nonsense about the Catholic church. Evidently I was wrong! Take Notice! Disregard the comment about the Catholic church being the only true religion for it is an harlot and totally against Yahweh The Most High! There< That settles that!

David James, EURO-FOLK-RADIO 20 Comments [12/25/2015 6:14:46 AM]
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Quote# 56837

[Re: Calming feeling when looking into Obama's eyes on tv]

You know, i do too. i can't watch him speak on tv for more than 5 minutes or else what he's saying starts to make sense to me. It's very scary indeed.

Lisababy, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [1/23/2009 4:43:03 AM]
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Quote# 120590

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich called for every American Muslim on Thursday to be “tested” in the wake of the fatal attack in Nice, France.

“Western civilization is in a war,” Gingrich told Fox News host Sean Hannity. “We should, frankly, test every person here who is of a Muslim background, and if they believe in Sharia, they should be deported. Sharia is incompatible with Western civilization. Modern Muslims who have given up Sharia? Glad to have them as citizens. Perfectly happy to have them next door. But we need to be fairly relentless about defining who our enemies are.”

Gingrich, who is reportedly being considered as a running mate for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, did not offer any specifics as to the nature of the “test.” The interview aired a day after CNN reported that Hannity provided the private jet Gingrich used to meet with Trump in Indianapolis.

Officials in France have not identified the parties responsible for the Bastille Day attack, which killed 80 people and caused critical injuries to 20 others.

But Gingrich directed his remarks toward the Islamic State terrorist group, blaming the Nice assault on President Barack Obama and “Western elites who lack the guts to do what is right.”

“I am sick and tired of being told that the wealthiest, most powerful civilization in history — all of Western civilization — is helpless in the face of a group of medieval barbarians,” he told Hannity.

Newt Gingrich, Raw Story 47 Comments [7/18/2016 3:28:55 AM]
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Quote# 57063

Why do the non-believers fell so bloody threatened? We don't care if you do don't believe, go get out of our grills.

My favorite argument that drives them insane:

Assuming God gave us free will and wants us to come to Him...(I mean, He could have just made us Stepford Wives, right?)...then it makes sense that he would offer "evolutionary evidence" so that we would question creationism!

Sorry, but it takes just as much faith to believe evolution as it does creationism. It's all about which camp you're in. Just because some artist takes liberties and draws a monkey-like man based on a bone, doesn't prove a missing link...not to me.

If man "evolved" from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?

merlewolf, Community Columnist 61 Comments [1/22/2009 4:00:50 AM]
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Quote# 46101

Please do not let your child participate in yoga!!! She will experience spiritual attacks if you do!!!

FaithContender, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [8/28/2008 9:21:37 PM]
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Quote# 129236

[Bolding added.]

[Ex-Guantanamo detainee Omar Khadr to get apology and pay]
Khadr, who was the youngest prisoner ever detained at the naval base in Cuba, became a cause celebre for Guantanamo Bay opponents and his case received international attention.

He was convicted of five crimes, including throwing a grenade that killed Army Sgt Christopher Speer in 2002. He was shot and captured during the fire fight in Afghanistan.

This is great news. Omar Khadr is a progressive freedom fighter and those who attack him are xenophobic bigots.

Sarrior, Daily Kos 11 Comments [7/14/2017 7:23:07 AM]
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Quote# 33536

1.”The estuarine crocodile is 23-feet long, as reported in the Guinness Book of World Records.”
That’s a pretty big dinosaur! Or at least what the preachers of evolution, claim is the nearest relative of the dinosaur(along with finches of course!).

2. The Komodo Dragon “The largest verified wild specimen was 3.13 meters (10 ft 3 in) long and weighed 166 kilograms (365 lb)”.
That could easily be considered a “terrible lizard”(you know a “dino-saur”). Not only is it big enough to kill you with its mouth or tail, it’s even venomous!

3. Longest Anacondas on record are argued between 32ft. 9.5in. and 42.5ft. That is large enough to eat you, a friend and your pets. Hmmm. A giant reptile!

The only reason these aren’t considered dinosaurs is because they contradict the current state/world religion.

Three Crosses, CSE blogs 58 Comments [1/12/2008 1:59:49 PM]
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Quote# 46317

"I have been thinking about giving blood for a while, but the situation in my country is quite bad.
We have a multiethnical society with many homosexuals, jews and atheists, and I'm worried that my blood will go to thoose groups.
I would normally consider the thing giving blood as helping your neighbour, but I'm quite worried.
Should or should I not become a blooddoner?"

mandse, www.christianforums.com 59 Comments [8/30/2008 2:03:38 PM]
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Quote# 123955

Religious Right activist and failed Virginia lieutenant governor E.W. Jackson dedicated his “The Awakening” radio program today to railing against those who are criticizing gospel singer Kim Burrell for a sermon she delivered in which she railed against the “perverted homosexual spirit.”

Jackson was aghast that a “bunch of godless atheist secularists” criticized Burrell for something that she said in church and used the controversy to deliver a warning to African American Christians that the “Demon-crat” party hates their guts.

“If you are a Christian and you happen to be black, these Democrats and liberals hate your guts, if you are a Bible-believing Christian,” he said. “Now, if you are a wishy-washy, don’t half-believe anything and aren’t willing to stand up for anything, you’ll be okay with them. Of course, now God will spew you out of His mouth, but you’ll be in with the Hollywood crowd and you’ll be in with the liberal crowd and everybody will like you because basically you’re so wishy-washy that you’re about like warm spit. So, yeah, they’re going to love you, they’re going to love you. But if you’re a Bible-believing Christian who is on fire for God and you believe that His word is true and you believe that you have a responsibility to stand on the word God, that it is the final authority in all matters of faith, morality and practice, they hate your guts. Don’t you let anybody kid you.”

Jackson followed that up by noting that, as a result of her comments, Burrell’s scheduled appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” was cancelled, saying that no Christian should be watching DeGeneres’ show in the first place because apparently she’s a woman “who thinks she’s a man.”

“I guess Ellen DeGeneres would say she’s a woman but she likes other women,” Jackson said. “To me, folks, it’s just confusion. ‘Cause look, here’s the reality, if a woman is a lesbian and likes women, say masculine-type women, why wouldn’t you just like a man? So, to me, the whole thing is just confusion, that’s all, and the Bible says it’s confusion.”

E.W. Jackson, Right Wing Watch 11 Comments [1/27/2017 8:54:55 AM]
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Quote# 111489

The 11th of September is the date of the great BATTLE OF VIENNA, in which our Blessed Lady blessed the Most Catholic King of Poland, John Sobieski III, and enabled him to smite the Saracen Hordes. By driving them back from Vienna they saved once and for all time the One, Holy, Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church from utter destruction and ruin.

Dick Cheney is no Sobieski. He is a united methodist, a heresy of a heresy, a break-off of the so-called ‘church’ of England.

Therefore, Our Blessed Lord withheld grace from the heretic Cheney, withdrawing the veil of protection and allowing the Saracens to strike the United States.

Augustin, Lawyers Guns and Money 25 Comments [8/5/2015 2:31:51 PM]
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Quote# 54282

The human race could not exist if same sex union were the proper union, we would never reproduced ths ending our existence. God knew what He was doing man perverted that with our foolishness.

cb0123456789, Newsweek Blog 43 Comments [12/14/2008 5:17:38 PM]
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Quote# 15697

[Two posts on the same thread.]

?Did the devil create us?

What is the basic matter of all life...


What is carbon made of...

6- protons.

[Another poster: Hebrews 11:3
"Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear."

may be talking about atoms, electrons, etc.

Who knows I hate fisica {Physics}

If i hear anymore religious crap About wha came first egg or chicken, Or aotm and eve were really black i will ide.

Dalecana, Christian Forums 47 Comments [10/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 119131

A man from Lake Wales, Florida this week was arrested after he released five dogs to attack a poodle owned by a man who he called a “Muslim terrorist.”

Azard Baksh told WFLA that the incident happened on Monday when his poodle, Myra, had stopped to relieve herself near 72-year-old Jackie Hammock’s home.

“He came out the side gate. He was nude. Yep, completely nude,” Baksh recalled.

Baksh said that Hammock had threatened to release the dogs previously, telling the poodle’s owner he was a “Muslim terrorist, Islamic Muslim terrorist. Go back where you come from.”

But on Monday, Hammock followed through with the threat, and sent his five dogs to attack the poodle.

“The big mother dog came and grabbed Myra, shook her like a teddy bear. And I started screaming,” Baksh explained. “He started calling me names and said, ‘Don’t walk in this street, you Muslim terrorist. Stay out of here.'”

Hammock’s wife eventually called the dogs back, but Hammock released the dogs a second time. Again, his wife called for the dogs to return, and then Hammock allegedly released them a third time.

Witnesses told police that Hammock was nude each time he came to the door to release the dogs.

“He was standing at his door and I was sitting right there. I had a straight shot. It was very disturbing,” neighbor Sue White said.

Myra was taken to a local veterinarian, but the poodle did not survive the night due to internal injuries, according to WFLA.

Officers told WFLA that they had to “plead” with Hammock to put on clothes, and the man admitted to sending his dog to attack Myra.

“Oh yes sir, absolutely. I hate that terrorist prick,” Hammock reportedly said.

Jackie Hammock, Raw Story 28 Comments [5/21/2016 4:41:51 AM]
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Quote# 30754

Calling Hitler a Christian. Hmm, let's see there's Pope John Paul II, Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Hitler.

Sometimes common sense is the best evidence of all.

DOC, JREF Forums 34 Comments [11/3/2007 4:23:24 AM]
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Quote# 4617

Homosexuality is perversion and from the pit just as all sin is. It is a lifestyle based solely on sex and does not belong in company with children. If I was to find out that any person in direct contact with my child was a gay, wether they be teacher, babysitter, etc. I would end that relationship without supervision...

ByGrace, Christian Forums 8 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 116371

Hello goats or turkeys looking forward to Christmas :) whatever you call yourselves,maybe the hell bound club.those who are doomed with hardened hearts and dupes of Satan.

The United kingdom is not united ,Scotland,Wales,Northern Ireland turmoil in all directions dis unity all around,Great Britain :) no longer great , up to our necks in debt cannot afford planes, for aircraft carriers.

One politician suggest putting to sea with nuclear submarines with no weapons,steel works collapse,turn off the lights at night council's say we cant afford them,but your rates will go up,and your services will be cut,police cut,fire service cut,library's cut,ambulance service grinds to a halt,food banks,the anti Christian BBC now crying out for money.People living 26 to a house crime on the increase,floods, Judgement all around.Judgement and turmoil.

The ungodly are not so,
But are like the chaff which the wind drives away.
5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment,
Nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.
6 For the Lord knows the way of the righteous,
But the way of the ungodly shall perish.

~TW~, Religion and Ethics 31 Comments [1/28/2016 4:14:42 AM]
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Quote# 123309

[Reminder that the subtitle in the blog header is "Liberty in an unfree world"]

Liberty allows and encourages the highest human flourishing. But when your enemies seek your destruction, it is time for liberty to go.

The time approaches for the warrior ethic, wherein the highest good is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

It takes two to keep the peace, only one to start war. Every time that Muslims drive a truck into a bunch of Christians, or Black Lives Matter ethnically cleanses the neighborhood of whites and burns down a shopping center, people start panicking “Oh, the terrible white backlash is forcing Muslims and blacks to become radicals.”, though no one has seen any white backlash yet.

The way to respond to war, is with war. History shows us that only war works.

Let us try massacring some peaceful Muslim men and enslaving their women, and see what the effect is on Muslim radicalism. Let us try reenslaving those blacks that are causing the most problems. That would be backlash.

For liberty to exist, there must first be law. For law to exist, there must first be order. For order to exist, there must first be peace. For peace to exist, there must first be victory. And victory usually requires the most horrifying means.

Submitting to your enemy’s war making is not liberty, nor order, nor is it peace.

It is been too long since the last war, people have forgotten how terrible war is, and our enemies have become too used to easy victories, where they make war unopposed, and this war making is answered by generous concessions, which necessarily leads to more extreme war making by our enemies. The only way to real peace, is now through real war.

Jim, Jim's Blog 16 Comments [12/31/2016 11:25:56 AM]
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Quote# 133378

TSawesome: No, Jesus *never* said anything against LGBT people. I am also a Christian. You and I may not see eye-to-eye on many things, but that doesn't mean that either of us have the right to declare that the other is not a "real" Christian. You probably believe in a Young Earth of 6,000 years; I do not. That's not something that should separate us, and neither should the reality of LGBT people who are *also made in God's image*.

Mark Jones: Actually he did, he also spoke out against gay marriage. So that is an incorrect statement once again from you.
And just to clear up, God does not create people LGBT, LGBT is defined as sinful and God cannot create a sinful being as that would contradict His nature. Being LGBT is a product of a fallen and sinful nature, not God’s design. That’s Biblical, not that you like that though.

TSawesome: No, He did not say anything against gay marriage, but He had *plenty* to say against divorce and remarriage... where is your faux outrage against divorced and remarried people, Mark?

Mark Jones: Actually he did, he spoke out against gay marriage in Luke 17 and Matthew 24. He also spoke out against all forms of sexual immorality including homosexuality and lesbianism in Matthew 15:19. All of this understanding can be achieved with a little study. And yes Jesus did talk about divorce and remarriage, and adultery, and blasphemy. Just as he did about a lot of other sins, including LGBT.

Chutney: How is it possible for Jesus to know words that did not exist in his time?

Mark Jones: Erm because it did exist in His time. And before it as well. It was well known to the Jews that gay marriage was a contributing factor to the flood, so it was well known. Also on a slightly bigger note, this is the son of God we’re talking about here, He knows everything, so even if it hadn’t already happen in the past, He would know about it happening in the future. Pretty basic stuff right there Chutney, well the gay marriage part not so much, you have to do some research to find that out ... that is a big problem for a lot of people.

Mark Jones, Premier Christianity 11 Comments [10/24/2017 4:24:08 AM]
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