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Quote# 54369

The theory of evolution is so misplaced and invalid. It makes it all the easier to say that because we know God is 100% real. I've done tons of studies on the theory and when you honestly look at it with a clear and completely open mind, you'll choose God's way of creation.

disciplefogod, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [12/15/2008 3:59:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Mandy
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Quote# 6752

You see, Reagan opposed communism from the 1940s when the USSR tried to establish itself in Hollywood. He was the only person who had a consistent approach spanning 4 decades.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 9 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25380

[This "Christian Wiki" has a very long article on Homosexuality, including 50 references. It has no article on charity, one of the most important of Christian values. What's up with that?]

I'm not sure charity is a particularly theological concept.

Aschlafly, Conservapedia 42 Comments [5/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sig
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Quote# 29488

You know, I am not a person who will go out and perpatrate any sort of violence or retribution on a person because they are gay however, these people, the ones who throw it in our faces are the ones that stir up all of the deep seated hatred. These people are the reason why we cannot allow gay marriage to become valid and why we must fight for the morale fabric of our system of laws.

They are disgusting, and evil, and perverted. As far as God have mercy on us all? I say, let them get what they deserve. I have no sorrow for them and if Sodom was destoyed then why San Franisco still stands is beyond my capability to understand. I would not lose a wink of sleep if these perverted, sick, degradents were scorched on national TV.


That is just how I see it. I am honest and I will not pray for these people, nor will I be sad when they enter into their fiery reward.


pogoclown, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [10/1/2007 6:23:31 AM]
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Quote# 2288

God cannot be a criminal. He is not bound by any laws. I understand that you may not like God's past and present actions but thats life buddy, deal with it.

6days, Internet Infidels 6 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 46722

MELBOURNE, Australia — The Hell family says it may tell a Catholic school in Australia where to go after it objected to enrolling their son because of his name.

Officials said the boy had been offered a place at the St. Peter the Apostle school in the southern city of Melbourne after discussions between the principal, the parish priest and the family over his name.

But Alex Hell said he would rather send 5-year-old Max elsewhere because the school balked at taking the boy over his family name.

"We are the victims of our name," Hell said Monday.

Hell said he and his wife approached St. Peter the Apostle school about enrolling Max because the boy was being bullied at his current school because of his name, the Herald Sun newspaper reported on its Web site.

The Catholic school supported a plan to enroll Max using his mother's maiden name, Wembridge, but then withdrew its invitation when the parents changed their minds about the name, Hell said. The school backed down and offered Max a place only when Hell took the issue to the media, he said.

"The school has turned around and said Max can go there, but why would you want to go there after being victimized?" Hell said.

The family was considering moving to his wife's hometown to find a different school, he said.

Director of Catholic Education in Victoria state, Stephen Elder, said using the boy's mother's name was the parents' idea to "assist the child in the transition of schools."

"After discussions between the parish priest and principal, St. Peter the Apostle School has made an offer of enrollment to the student," Elder said in a statement. "The school is working with the family in the best interests of the child."

Hell said he had Austrian heritage and that the name means "bright."

A School in Australia, FOX News 59 Comments [9/6/2008 7:52:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Darth_Toxic
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Quote# 3290

... the fact of these prophecies aren’t getting through to you. You explain away sound exegesis with opinions. Therefore, it isn’t wise to continue doing honest research and spending considerable effort in trying to convince you about the prophecy regarding Tyre.

Jason G, Theology Web 0 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9427

First of all, orbits are not a result of gravity. [...]

you ppl dont think.

l-Jaguar-l, MySpace 20 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 49745

That why my girls will never dance ANYTHING. I want them to be obedient and be modest. Any dance outfit I have seen is immodest. I'm always telling my girls that any clothing that shows their figure is wrong and God doesn't like it... I even find Irish dancing wrong, not in the dress code, but it the fact that it's not for God: so I don't care how much they beg and whine... no dance in this house...ever.

NewLifeinHim, Rapture Ready 88 Comments [10/11/2008 3:03:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Ratman
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Quote# 30210

Einstein's theories claim that the speed of light is a constant, i.e. it
cannot be changed. However, in the last few years scientists have been able to
slow light down to almost zero, and now they have managed to get to almost
infinitely fast. If human scientists can get light to change its speed then it
is no trouble for God, who created light, to vary its speed. Records of the
speed of light made over the last four centuries indicate that its speed was
faster in the past. The speed of light is a factor in many measurements used to
estimate the age and size of the universe, but scientists making these
estimations have assumed that the speed of light never changes. The experiments
described above challenge this belief. If faster speeds for light were put into
the age calculating equations they would give much younger dates.

Pastor Roger, ChristiansUnite  33 Comments [10/19/2007 11:23:34 PM]
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Quote# 32282

I've read the books, and found them to be well-written blasphemy. I would not expose children I'm trying to raise to love and respect God to this book series. Rowan Williams or no.

tizzidale , TheologyWeb 12 Comments [12/12/2007 8:20:27 PM]
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Submitted By: the_ignored
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Quote# 21479

Some vaccinations, not all, contain aborted fetal tissue, or else were developed by using aborted babies. I don't like that to start with. Then there are real poisons like formeldahyde and mercury in vaccinations. They then use animal parts as well. If all this were mixed up together in other countries and given out as something for health, it would be called witchcraft, and I see the vaccination industry as witchcraft, which the Bible tells us to stay away from.

Katyanne, Alabaster 50 Comments [3/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 84581

[Harold] Camping had originally said that those selected for salvation would be raptured up to heaven on May 21, and those left behind would face months of judgment amid destruction before the world's end on October 21.

The Family Radio website tweaked the prediction after May 21, saying God had shown mercy by sparing people five months of suffering. But final judgment was still slated to come on October 21, when salvation and the world's destruction would happen at once.

[...]

The faith of Camping's most ardent followers was not swayed by the recent news.

According to Fred Store, a longtime Family Radio listener, the general belief is "Judgment Day did in fact occur on May 21."

Harold Camping & Fred Store, CNN 48 Comments [10/31/2011 3:17:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 1080

Your whole argument is based on a rather absurd reading of scripture that could justify Atheism or mass homicide!

Tarmac, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 41230

NO you idiot, you asked me to prove christianity is the true religion and others are false.... i know christianity is the true religion.. but its in my mind and my ability to see things better than you... so i asked you. what is your favourite food, had you told me chocolate!!, i would ask you to prove to me that chocolate is your favourite food.... of course you cant!!!!! could you!!!!

realityofheaven, YouTube Comments 41 Comments [6/19/2008 4:05:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Pyroclasm
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Quote# 40797

I want to be home with my husband and just enjoy life. But I have to go to a horrible job that I have had for 8 years. Don't get me wrong, I am so grateful that I HAVE a job to go to. (snipped)

But that place REEKS evil. The people are horrible. And believe me for 8 years I have prayed and prayed for these people. I have tried and tried to be a light. I have never experienced such mean spirited, cold hearted people in all of my 49 years of life.

Anyway, back on topic-I want to go HOME so bad to live with Jesus I just can't hardly stand it! I too feel as though my life here on this earth is a waste and totally useless. I really feel that I am not doing what God's plan is for me but I can't seem to find it no matter how much I pray and seek for His direction.
Maybe soon-real soon (dancing, shouting smilie)

Southern Grace, RaptureReady 44 Comments [6/12/2008 10:17:36 AM]
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Quote# 78376

If our great-grandmothers would arrive at a modern Christian school girls' basketball game, they would recoil in the horror as they would watch physically developed girls running around in brief outfits that expose their thighs and bouncing bosoms to the lustful eyes of any man wishing to look. Moreover, they would be shocked as they would see girls trying to "kill the opponent," yell, scream, fight, and in general, act in every way like a man.
Whatever happened to girls who studied to have a servant spirit and to be quiet, meek, demure, and shame faced? How are we training our girls to be meek, quiet, and submissive wives by encouraging them to "win at all costs," knock over your opponent if necessary, be loud, froward, and physical, while being dressed immodestly and while acting in a very masculine manner? Just because the world encourages these qualities in their daughters, must God's people do the same? Is it any wonder many girls from Christian backgrounds consider motherhood and being a housewife as being unfulfilling, a bore, unexciting, and beneath their dignity.

Moreover, many of these sports heroines have developed such boldness and forwardness from their sports activities, that they disdain the traditional and Biblical role of women. To such a girl, the Biblical mandate to be in submission to her husband and to even reverence him (Ephesians 5:24, 33) is outdated and unrealistic. She instead finds the raucous demands of "feminists" and the women's liberation crowd more to be her liking. After all, marriage is a 50/50 proposition is it not? She thinks to herself " I have just as much say around here as he does don't I?"

When such a girl marries, she is so quick and eager to establish "fairness" in her marriage, that she finds her marriage ending up in frustration, disillusionment and divorce.

Ronald E. Williams, gotothebible.com 87 Comments [12/31/2010 9:27:18 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 36336

Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: The centrality [of Mecca] has been proven scientifically. How? When they traveled to outer space and took pictures of the earth, they saw that it is a dark, hanging sphere. The man said, "Earth is a dark hanging sphere – who hung it?"


Interviewer: Who said that?


Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid: [Neil] Armstrong. Armstrong was basically trying to say: Allah is the one who hung it. They discovered that Earth emits radiation, and they wrote about this on the web. They left the item there for 21 days, and then they made it disappear.

....[more at link]


Link to Interview:
http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/545.htm

Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid, MEMRI 41 Comments [3/16/2008 8:30:49 PM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 29128

Watch out, parents!


46 of 120 people found the following review helpful:
Watch out, parents!, June 7, 2001
Reviewer: A reader
Parents beware and caretakers beware! This is a book highly endorsed by Planned Parenthood, geared for 10-year-olds?? The contents of this book should be considered "taking the rights of parents and giving them to Planned Parenthood and liberal activitists." There is no way a 10-year-old should know about homosexuality, abortion, promiscuity, condoms, erections, and injestion of semen. If a 10-year-old is asking questions about injestion of semen, they should be referred for child abuse counseling. If this book is in your schools, get it out. If you're afraid of Joe Camel for influencing your kids on smoking, you should be terrified of this book for your kids for "acceptable" sexual behavior.

A reader, Amazon.com 35 Comments [9/19/2007 10:40:55 AM]
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Submitted By: The Watcher
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Quote# 4982

Why don't you just admit that the Bible is fully God's word, and is true and come over to the side of the True light, Jesus Christ ? All those years of Public School propaganda about the need for you to disbelieve the Bible in order to be a 'good citizen' are difficult to overcome, but it can be done.

seeker42, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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