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Quote# 106665

If someone asked you what you thought the biggest hoax of the century was, what would you tell them? The 'UFOs' that were just a cover-up for all the military testing that was going on in the 1950s? That nuclear energy really is safe? That the Palestinians really want peace with Israel?

I'd pick this: that there really is a chemical imbalance in people's brains, and that's why they need to take lots of mind-altering drugs.

Before you get all huffy with me, give me a couple of minutes' grace, and just read to the end of the article. I've been doing a lot of research into depression as part of my preparations to train for and start up an aromatherapy practice.


Anti-depressants don't work. Placebo sugar pills achieved the same 'success rates' as the drugs - without all the horrible side effects.


Do you know that anti-depressants are linked to a whole bunch of horrible things including weight gain, permanent dysfunction in the bedroom; birth defects like autism (yes, you read that correctly); tics, neurological damage and with long-term use, even things like Alzheimer's and Parkinsons?


Do you know just how many of the mums I know are on anti-depressants? Do you know how many of them are urging their friends and relatives to follow suit?

They'd have a heart-attack if their kid developed a coke habit, or became a heroin junky - but I guess if their child got it on prescription from their doctor, somehow, that would be OK.

People, we need to listen to our holy rabbis! Rav Shalom Arush, Rabbi Lazer Brody and others have been telling us for years that Prozac is bad, that 'chemical imbalances' is a big lie an that the only way to really be happy is to learn some emuna.

There are no shortcuts: either, we learn emuna and put G-d in the picture, or we take Prozac and give ourselves potentially irreversible brain-damange. The choice is ours...

Rivka Levy, Breslev.co.il 23 Comments [2/27/2015 3:56:56 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 106663

So many people nowadays are putting off marriage for all sorts of reasons. Most of their excuses center around finances, but they don't understand that the best way to get money for a marriage is to get engaged and set a date. They also don't realize that anything they do - whether learning Torah or pursuing a profession - will be much more successful once they're married.

With Rebbe Nachman's teachings in mind, we can summarize eight main points why marrying young is desirable:

1. Our sages teach us not to delay doing a mitzvah once we have the opportunity to perform the mitzvah. The Torah's first command to mankind is, "Be fruitful and multiply." As with every other mitzvah, we should strive fulfill the commandment of marriage and starting a family as soon as possible.

2. Our sages teach that a person must marry before the age of twenty to maintain a pure mind. A man who marries young is far more capable of maintaining personal holiness, or tikkun habrit, which is conducive to every blessing in life - good income, success, peace of mind and much more.

3. An unmarried person is not a whole person, for he or she lacks a soul mate from whom he or she can derive tremendous strength and gratification. Therefore, a person should marry as soon as he or she is mature enough. The one that one should first complete higher education or save the needed funds is erroneous. Indeed, a married person is much more settled and serious as far as learning goes. Also, one's income comes by virtue of one's wife (see Likutei Moharan I:69). A married person will have a much greater blessing for the income that he needs. Besides, a person who truly honors his wife is guaranteed to have financial success.

4. The greats of Israel all married at a young age. Not only did marriage not hinder their personal and spiritual growth, but it helped them become great. Rebbe Nachman himself married at the age of 13, and so did Rebbe Natan.

5. A couple living in holiness is the ideal vessel for abundance, whereas single people are not.

6. Since a married person must provide for a wife and children, he gives Hashem the reasons to give him the blessings of an income and livelihood, as well as good character.

7. Marriage gives a person stability and motivation. A married person has a reason to apply himself. He's much more serious and mature and less confused and swayed.

8. The younger a person is, the more adaptable he or she is to a spouse. Younger parents often have a closer rapport with their children.

In light of the above, marriage at a young age is a blessing any way you look at it. Those who delay marriage for all types of seemingly logical reasons are often big losers. Those who marry young, while not nit-picking in choosing a partner for they know that they themselves are not perfect, see big blessings.

With emuna, we know that Divine providence plays the main role in finding the right spouse. A person does his best to find a compatible partner, and Hashem does the rest. So, if a person does his utmost to observe the Torah’s commandments, he’ll most likely find a suitable soul mate with relative ease. For those in doubt, the holy Ariza’l said that if a person stands under the chuppa (marital canopy) with someone, then that’s his true soul mate. No matter what a person did previously, if he makes an effort to do teshuva and get married, he’ll undoubtedly be blessed with his true soul mate.

Rabbi Shalom Arush, Breslev.co.il 34 Comments [2/26/2015 4:21:36 AM]
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Quote# 106640

What is another similarity between America and Gomorrah? Their perverse lifestyles. It's no secret that today's youth have completely lost their innocence. Have you seen Miley Cyrus lately? Disgusting, to say the least. Unfortunately, she has become the latest role-model for young women, much to their naïve detriment. I read about her antics at the MTV awards a few months ago, and it left me quite nauseated - especially the fact that she is now idolized by millions of young, impressionable girls. Where have all the good girls gone? Isn't it clear that the media is pressuring young women to rid themselves of their dreaded, ball-and-chain purity, as if it's some kind of birth defect? Just the thought of my 13-year-old cousin watching such garbage and thinking it's desirable to be sexually attractive to dirty old perverted men made me want to grab her from across the ocean and bring her here!

Most recently, a famous TV star was nearly burned alive when he expressed his religious-based opposition to homosexuality. Liberals everywhere had a field day as they attacked him for his unwillingness to conform to the "everything goes" mentality that the U.S. has adopted. That's not the real issue, however. What's worse is that his right to free speech was clearly violated. This is a huge warning sign as to the direction the U.S. is heading, and must not be taken lightly.


Parents, don't you see what's happening to your children? Don't you see that their childhoods have been infected with sex and violence? Nowadays college girls are encouraged to pursue casual sex when their hormones get the best of them. Here in Israel, there are still cities that don't treat modesty like the plague, and a girl walking around in a long skirt has no reason to be embarrassed.

And what about marriage? Do you think that these children will want to get married in the future? Not if Time magazine has any say in it. A few months ago, right on the cover, was a picture of a couple sunbathing on the beach, blissfully without any real-life responsibilities. The title was something like: "When not getting married means having it all." Just look at the average age of people getting married these days- mid-30's.

It seems that in every way traditional family values are being attacked in the U.S.. And I'm not even referring to Torah values. Unfortunately, most American Jews are so assimilated, that they have no idea what real Torah values are. It's not just the spiritual side of Judaism that is being attacked; anti-semitism and hate crimes are on the rise again. Don't believe me? DO YOUR RESEARCH.


Incidentally, the whole "fire and brimstone" way Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed seems to have been archeologically proven. The brimstone is a type of sulfur, a volcanic ash that has been found coating the remains of the cities. Apparently a nearby volcano exploded and caused the lava and ash to mix, hence the rain of fire and brimstone. FYI- did you know that there is a supervolcano underneath Yellowstone National Park? It's called Yellowstone Caldera, and if it explodes, you can say bye-bye to most of the country. Just something to think about...

Racheli Reckles, Breslev.co.il 25 Comments [2/26/2015 3:47:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 106621

In the Book of Revelation, Papal Rome is called Sodom and Egypt:

And their dead bodies will lie in the street of that great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also JEHOVAH was crucified (Revelation 11:8).
In 47 BC, Julius Caesar conquered Egypt and installed Cleopatra as the puppet Pharaoh. After Cleopatra became his mistress, he stopped acting like a Roman Republican and started acting more like a dictator or Pharaoh. It could be said that Egypt conquered Rome.

Julius Caesar conquered Egypt in 47 BC and installed his mistress Cleopatra as puppet Pharaoh.

The Pharaonic dynasties were notorious for inbreeding and incest.

Roman Republicans were shocked at his behavior as women rulers were abhorrent to the virtuous Romans.

Under Emperor Augustus, Egypt became a province of the Roman Empire. Egypt had a fantastic library in Alexandria but the priests of Isis also had top secret archives dating back to the time after the Great Flood. =

The Romans took a lot of the top secret books back to Rome and stored them in the vast underground vaults beneath the city. The top secret books on divination, sorcery, witchcraft, and spying laid the foundation for the Vatican Secret Archives.

When the British occupation of Rome began in 313 AD, Imperial Rome became Papal Rome. The top secret books on divination, sorcery, witchcraft, and spying were used by Constantine to lay the foundations of the Papacy.

Augustus Caesar annexed Egypt to the Roman Empire in 30 BC.

The Egyptian secret archives were then transported to Rome.

The Egyptian books on divination, sorcery, witchcraft, and spying were consulted by Constantine when laying the groundwork for the Papal Roman Empire!!

If the PYRAMID and CROSS symbols were copyrighted, Egypt would once again be the richest country in the world!!

The Secret Archives has copies of the New Covenant, dating before the time of Emperor Constantine, and showing the true Holy Name of the Messiah.

Isis was called Minerva at Rome. Julius Caesar–as Pontifex Maximus–was a worshipper of that foul Egyptian goddess.


The last place in the world to act like a Pharaoh is the city of Rome–the mother of one of the greatest REPUBLICS in the ancient world. Kings were always loathsome to the progressive Romans and they were horrified at the idea of women ruling over men.

During the opening of Vatican Council II in 1962, British secret agent Angelo Roncalli, aka Pope John XXIII was carried in a procession.

In June 1963, British secret agent Giovanni Montini, aka Pope Pope VI was carried in a procession.

Its amazing that the Egyptian government does not sue the Vatican for copyright infringement.

Isaiah the Prophet predicted that Egypt would be given in the hand of a CRUEL Lord:

"And the Egyptians I will give Into the hand of a cruel master, and a fierce king will rule over them,” says Adonai, JEHOVAH Sabaoth (Isaiah 19:4).
That fierce king or cruel taskmaster that now controls access to the Great Pyramid is known as ALLAH.

The Exodus from Egypt is a type of the end of the world!!

The Exodus from Egypt is celebrated at the great annual festival called Passover/Resurrection. This year it falls on April 4.

When Moses told Pharaoh to let the people go, Pharaoh demanded to know how far they would go. Moses told him 3 days journey into the wilderness:

And Moses said, “It is not right to do so, for we would be sacrificing the abomination of the Egyptians to JEHOVAH Elohim. If we sacrifice the abomination of the Egyptians before their eyes, then will they not stone us? We will go three days’ journey into the wilderness and sacrifice to JEHOVAH Elohim as he will command us”(Exodus 7:26).

The Egyptians worshipped every kind of loathsome reptiles and animals, especially snakes and monkeys, but they held sheep in horror. St. Peter said that a day with JEHOVAH equals 1000, so 3 days symbolizes 3,000 miles (II Peter 3).

When the Pilgrim Fathers left England in 1620 to escape from the English Pharaoh (King James II), they crossed 3,000 miles of ocean to establish the New Israel in the New World Wilderness. The English Pharoahs did not leave them in peace but made war relentlessly on the Tabernacle of David in the Wilderness:

And he (Antichrist) shall plant the tabernacles of his palace between the seas in the glorious holy mountain; yet he shall come to his end, and none shall help him (Daniel 11: 45).

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 16 Comments [2/25/2015 3:23:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 106615

Where on earth can you find a six-year old who never heard of Walt Disney and doesn't know what a television is? And where in the world can you find a six-year old who can name the Kings of Israel and tell about the wars they fought, who was evil and who was righteous? I'll tell you where - in the Jewish villages of Judea and Samaria.

The media and the self-depracating segments of our people are forever injecting the public with doses of hate propaganda against the true pioneers and loyal sons of our beloved homeland. The children raised here are pure of mind, educated with the love of Hashem, the love of Torah, their people, and our homeland. The media demonizes such love, in favor of the twisted lusts (not love) of the Bohemian (from the word, behema) coffee-house society and the leftist anti-emuna oligarchy.

Rabbi Lazer Brody, Lazer Beams 21 Comments [2/25/2015 2:55:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 106573

There are so many tragedies befalling us nowadays that it's difficult to keep pace - terrorism in Israel, escalation throughout the world, and now, we have an added tsora - Mordechai Vanunu. For those of you who may not be familiar with the case, Vanunu is a traitor who sold secrets about Israel's nuclear capacity to British newspapers, and now, after eighteen years of imprisonment, he was released spewing forth hatred of his own people and country.

How does such a thing happen? How does a Jew, a citizen of the State of Israel, become a turncoat? How does he betray his own people?


So what happened to Mordechai Vanunu's Jewish heart? What happened to his Yiddishe neshama? How can a Jew live in Eretz Yisrael, breathe in the air of the Holy Land, behold the return of his brethren from the four corners of the earth, witness the miracle of the beginning of our redemption, and still perpetrate such evil? And perhaps even more perplexing - how could Israel Intelligence, vaunted for its competence and know-how, have allowed Vanunu to be placed in such a sensitive position?


Israel's intelligence messed up because sadly, those tell-tale signs had little meaning to them. Way before the exposure of his perfidious deed, Vanunu converted to Christianity, participated in pro-Palestinian demonstrations, became a nude artist's model, and joined the Communist Party. Each of these acts should have set off alarm bells, for each is a betrayal of everything that we, the Jewish people cherish and hold dear. To Israelis of secular and leftist persuasion however, such activities are of no concern. They reflect a "liberal, egalitarian" attitude that has become politically correct, and alas, is espoused by far too many. And herein lies the crux of the problem, and herein are to be found the answers to our questions.

An entire generation of Israelis has been raised as citizens of the world rather than as Jews whose hearts throb with the voice of Torah and the faith of our ancestors. They do not recognize the Divine Covenant that bequeathed this land to us as an eternal inheritance. They do not feel the blood of the prophets coursing through their veins. They do not see themselves as links to Sinai. Vanunu and his ilk have no use for the Covenant. Vanunu scoffs at our Torah ideals. He asserts that Jews do not need a state - they can live anywhere in the world. But should they insist on living in Israel, let them do so under Palestinian rule.

I have encountered Vanunus everywhere - Jewish self-haters who grew up without knowing who they are - Jews who were never awakened by the voice from Sinai; Jews who have expertise in every field, but remain Torah illiterates; Jews who drift aimlessly, dabble in every cause, embrace the idols of other nations and remain blind and deaf to the majestic call of their own people. While such Jews (wherever they may be) diminish our people, in Israel, they jeopardize the very existence of the State.

Rebbetzin Esther Jungreis, Hineni 25 Comments [2/22/2015 8:13:46 AM]
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Quote# 106547

Baruch Hashem, that pintele Yid has not died in the neshamas of our people. You just have to find it. Take, for example, an exchange I had with an Israeli taxi driver who made "Aliya" from South America.

Taxi drivers in Israel are all philosophers and have opinions about everything that they love to share with their passengers....

"What is your name?" I asked our driver.
"Matthew," he said.
"The name jarred ...it hit me like a ton of bricks.
"Tell me your Jewish name."
"Mattityahu" - he replied.
"Please don't take any offense, but may I tell you something from my heart?"- I asked?
"B'vakasha - please," He said willingly.
"I don't wish to offend you, but do you know that one of the reasons why our forefathers were deemed worthy of being redeemed from Egypt was that they did not alter their distinct Jewish names. Shem Yisroel Kadosh.... the names of the Jewish people are holy. They are rooted in eternity, and reflect our heritage, our destiny, our legacy and our covenant. Just consider that you have come back to the land of your fathers after having been away for nearly two thousand years, and you call yourself Matthew when you have a glorious name like Mattityahu. Do you know who Matthew was? Do you know who Mattityahu was?" - I asked?

Instead of waiting for a response, I went on to explain that Matthew was one of the Twelve Christian Apostles, while Mattityahu was the Kohen Gadol - the High Priest who saved the Jewish people from extinction in the days of Chanukah....and today, you have bartered that holy name for that of a Christian Apostle! Do you understand that?

Our driver, like most Israel taxi drivers, did not lack for words, but now he was silent - the pintele Yid started to work in his neshama, so I continued.

"Tell your family tell your friends, your co-workers, that from now on, they are two call you Mattityahu." And with this, I gave him a copy of my book, "Hachayim Heim Nisayon - Life Is a Test." In Israel, I always carry a copy with me, for you never know whom you might meet and who might need it. By the time we got out of the ca, he had become Mattityahu. Yes the pintele Yid that Jewish spark in every neshama is there.

Rebbetzin Esther Jungreis, Hineni 31 Comments [2/22/2015 4:37:05 AM]
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Quote# 106541

As I read the tributes to slain Western journalists like Sunday Times reporter Marie Colvin and New York Times reporter Anthony Shadid, I cannot help but feel a huge amount of disgust. These were not courageous scribes trying their utmost to bring the truth to Western readers about the brutality of Arab tyrants.

These ‘journalists’ were tools of an imperial Western hegemonic power that tries their utmost to pull a wool over the eyes of their readers are they provided support to the corrupt, lying, murderous imperial Western hegemonic power as it dominated and subverted Arab lands in the Middle East and North Africa.

When imperial tools die, it is not a day to mourn. It is a day to celebrate. There are absolutely no redeeming qualities about the corporate-owned media in the Western world. And those that work for these corporate-owned media cannot be any more accurately described than simply ‘the scum of the Earth.’

Marie Colvin and Anthony Shadid could pay lip service to the fact that Arabs are suffering at the hands of their dictators, but they could not hide the fact that they worked war-mongering corporations that propagandized their readers into supporting immeasurable death and destruction in the Arab world. Death and destruction caused, in large part, by the United States and Israel.

Good riddance, I say.

Saad Zafar, Examiner.com 6 Comments [2/21/2015 9:50:49 AM]
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Quote# 106510

When I heard there had been a shooting in Copenhagen, my first reaction was:

“Let’s see if this follows the script: They’ll claim it was Muslims attacking Jews or free speech. The patsies will be ‘well known to the authorities’ – meaning informants or useful idiots who have been manipulated by professionals. The patsies will have some kind of link to Islamic State, the bogeyman created by Israel and its friends in Western intelligence agencies. There will be dubiously-related shootings at two separate locations, like with Merah and Charlie Hebdo. The shooters will be wearing masks, because they will be special forces professionals, not the Muslim patsies. They’ll shoot the patsies instead of arresting them to make sure the loose ends don’t come unraveled. And Netanyahu will immediately call for Jews to flee to Israel – and then barge into Copenhagen uninvited, like a mobster at his victim’s funeral, conveying the message ‘I did it, and I dare you to do something about it.'”

So far, I’ve been right on all counts but one: Netanyahu has not yet made an uninvited visit to Copenhagen.

How did I know exactly what was coming? Am I such a brilliant terror analyst? Maybe even psychic?

Not really. The credit shouldn’t go to me, but to Bibi and his band of Gladio B false-flaggers. These guys just keep reading from the same script.

They say it’s a different play – but it’s not just the same script, it’s the same stage furniture, same characters, same actors, same director, and same…er…”producers.”

Yes, it’s definitely “springtime for Hitler”… in more ways than one. The Zionist producers, led by Zero Mostel in the role of Sheldon Adelson, have brought us another Hitler – another “enemy of humanity = enemy of the Jews.” It’s that EVIL MUSLIM BOGEYMAN, ladies and gentlemen! Pretty soon they’ll be painting Hitler moustaches on their black ski masks.

Kevin Barrett, Veterans Today 9 Comments [2/20/2015 4:16:31 AM]
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Quote# 106486

DNA studies confirm that 97% of people who call themselves Jews, ARE NOT descendents of Abraham. In 2001, Dr. Ariella Oppenheim, a biologist at Hebrew University, published the first extensive study of DNA and the origin of the Jews. Her research found that virtually all the Jews came from Khazar blood. The newest DNA research science from Dr. Eran Elhaik and associates at the McKusick-Nathans Institute of Genetic Medicine, Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, has confirmed that: The various groups of Jews in the world today DO NOT share a common genetic origin, and their genome is largely Khazar.

In fact, DNA research shows that the Palestinians actually have more Israelite blood than do the Khazar ‘Jews!’ These DNA research results should cause you to question everything you know about modern day Jews and the state of Israel. Today they’re called Ashkenazi Jews, but they are a Jew by religion, not by blood.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 11 Comments [2/19/2015 3:59:22 AM]
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