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Quote# 100300

ALL of the history in the Bible has been confirmed over and over! There are 22,000 pages and pieces that confirm the Bible that were found in neighboring countries records! Plus all the ones in Israel! also places like Noah's Ark that is on top of a mountain in Turkey and photographed over and over for the past 150 years!
It is all that the Atheists have been claiming that All tested to be fakes! Atheists started in the 1930s by challenging Believers of God to court, accepted,... ending at the Supreme Court the Atheists lost, for they did Not have any proof. They had not thought they even needed any. After this big loss they paid to have bones found that would match their "theory". They did not think science would advance much. But several years ago they were required to show all their "proofs" and ALL tested to be fakes! Take the "Ape to caveman" theory. The Ape had it's own bones. But all of the others bones were from lots of already known of animals to make each one! Some bone so young they even had blood still in them!
It is the atheists that do Not have Any proof!

geessewereabove, Y! answers 38 Comments [3/31/2014 3:36:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 30

Quote# 100123

Russia is unwilling to be controlled by the western elete.

The only friend the bear has is Iran and it's allies.
They are going to march against Israel.

I wish I knew when.
After Israel knocks out the Iranian nuke threat?

They will march on Israel and will die on the mountains there.
Great storms and natural disasters will come against them.
The whole world is going to see what God thinks of Islam and Communism.

professor, Atheist Forums 29 Comments [3/23/2014 4:25:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: Doubting Thomas

Quote# 100084

The main secret about the moon may be that it’s an artificial alien satellite, parked in Earth orbit millions of years ago to stabilize the Earth’s rotation and precession in order to allow intelligent life forms to evolve. Prior to the moon’s arrival, the Earth’s rotation and precession may have been too unstable, leading to periodic cataclysmic pole reversals which wiped out all evolving life forms. Also, it’s well-known that the moon regulates the Earth’s tides. What were the Earth’s tides like before the moon arrived in orbit? Possibly unpredictable and tsunami-like?

Supposedly, seismic tests done on the moon have revealed that it is hollow, which isn’t possible with a real moon or planet. Adam’s comment about how unlikely it is that only one side of the moon ever faces Earth turned on a light bulb for me. Although I knew that was the case, I had never really thought about how unlikely it is.

I also agree with the comment that the “Cold War” explanation for the moon hoax doesn’t cut it, because the Jews have controlled Russia since 1917, and the United States since at least 1913, when the “Federal” Reserve was forced upon us. So, it doesn’t make sense that they would stage such a risky, expensive, and elaborate hoax just to make one puppet hand (the U.S.) “fool” the other puppet hand (the Soviet Union). The military, intelligence, and scientific directorates of the Soviet Union were surely intelligent enough and had enough espionage and technical capabilities to easily figure out that the moon landings were hoaxed, yet they never called the U.S. on it – they played along.

I don’t agree with the idea that the moon landings were hoaxed just as a way of funneling more money to Israel, because there would have been much easier and less risky ways for the Jews to do that. Imagine the risks they took to pull off multiple moon landings hoaxes – what if something went wrong, and their hoax was suddenly exposed to millions of TV viewers? There has to be something about the moon itself that they don’t want people to know, and therefore they took the huge risk of hoaxing the moon landings so that, as Adam said, NASA could later say, “Been there, done that. Nothing more to see on the moon – move along.”

Here’s an article about how NASA has issued orders to the private companies wanting to explore the moon to stay away from the Apollo “landing sites.” Most likely, because there’s nothing at those sites!

http://www.redicecreations.com/article.php?id=20051

Or, on a more hopeful and somewhat less “far-out” note, it could be that the Jew-created, German-bashing spoof movie “Iron Sky” is a reality, and that those “evil Nazis” may have antigravity ships and bases on the moon’s far side, waiting to conquer Earth. This sounds ridiculous, but there is actually a lot of evidence that the Germans had made incredible technological advances in the closing years of WWII, possibly including antigravity “flying saucers” or UFOs, and that they managed to ship those secrets to Antarctica and/or South America, where they developed them further. I can easily see why the Jews who control the U.S. and Russia would want to hide German antigravity UFOs and German military bases on the moon, if that is the case. It could also explain why U.S. and Russian nuke sites have been repeatedly probed by UFOs from 1947 up until the present day. Why would aliens from another star system be so concerned about our nuclear missiles, which could never reach them anyway? This “German UFO/ moon base” scenario could explain the NASA Space Shuttle video in which it appears that a missile was fired at a UFO in Earth’s upper atmosphere, which then immediately darted off into space to evade the missile.

Or, it could be that both scenarios are true – the moon is an artificial alien satellite, and the Germans have used their antigravity UFO technology to establish military bases there. I can certainly see why the Jews would want to hide such a reality from the people. If such a scenario is true, I’m pulling for the Germans!

Osiris, Subverted Nation 20 Comments [3/21/2014 2:39:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 17

Quote# 100012

Similarly, when God itemizes the punishments for sexual offenses committed in Israel (Lev. 20:10-18), the injunction is nearly always that the wrongdoers "shall surely be put to death," removing any doubt that capital punishment is a requirement, not an option. This is the divine pattern - the way God operates. So if God expects all nations to punish sexual crimes, it is a duty, not a choice.

To sum up, all the sexual offenses listed in Lev. 18 (incest, lewdness, menstrual intercourse, adultery, homosexuality and bestiality) are public crimes. Since God has revealed these to be public crimes, man cannot decriminalize them, or downgrade them to merely private wrongs, much less can any nation turn such behavior into a protected civil right. Public enforcement via the exercise of civil power is a responsibility and duty for all nations.

Gerald R. Thompson, Sex, Crimes & Punishment 2.0 38 Comments [3/17/2014 3:34:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 25
Submitted By: Dominic McPherson

Quote# 99957

Again as many as tried to discredit Dispensationalism, the Pre-Trib and Pre-Mill view because of their recency in coming back to the forefront of Christian thought, it is only with this renewed interest would their come scoffing, as nobody was mocking the return of Christ when no one was expecting the return of Christ. And with false prophets and date setters: The Great Disappointment, 1988, Harold Camping, etc., mocking has increased and cast a negative light on His return. Amillennialist and Post-Millennialist don't mock Christ returning so much as they do those who believe Christ is returning soon, and they attempt to shut the message and preaching of it down in pulpits across America (and the world).

I think for their times, Amillennialism and Post-Millennialism tried to answer the difficult eschatological questions that prophetic passages bring up without the benefit of modern technology. Augustine, Martin Luther, John Calvin, and even up through the 20th century, people didn't know how the world would change, or how quickly it would happen. How could they have known what the Internet was, or what digital currency is, or satellite television, etc? But considering what we know now, and with Israel back in her land, there is no excuse to continue to cling to these archaic and invalid eschatological views.

Pete Garcia , Rapture Ready 23 Comments [3/14/2014 3:37:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: Tony

Quote# 99934

[Comment on a story that Mark Driscoll engaged an agent to arrange for sufficient sales to put his book on NYT bestseller list for one week so he could call himself a bestselling NYT author. Bill Gothard was suspended by his ministry for sexually abusing girls]

I do not see this as news worthy. Furthermore I am starting to wonder about Warren Cole Smiths motives. He seems to thrive on digging up dirt about some ministries. His artical about Bill Gothard being placed on administrative leave as similar in tone and just as damaging to that ministry. When we are doing something to expand God's Kingdom, the devil will always come against us. Not all of us us are perfect, (thank God) and He does not expect us to be. How many examples are the in the Bible of God working in people in spite of their faults. I can see Warren Cole Smith's title articals Woman saves Israelite Spies from certain death "But wasn't she a prostitute". "King Commits Adultery and murder" yet we read he is a "Man after God's Own Heart". Strongest man alive was a selfish womanizer, but God worked though him to save his people from the Philistines and grant 20 years of peace. "Wisest man on earth can't raise his children right" Lets focus on the log in our own eye before we publicly cast doubts on others character.

Leland, World Magazine 19 Comments [3/13/2014 3:14:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 16

Quote# 99742

There has been a disturbing trend since the start of the new year. The Canadian dollar has been declining vis a vis the American dollar at a regular pace.

[...]

There may very well be another facet to our slide that the beautiful people in Ottawa may be loathe to see. Prime Minister Harper is on an ass kissing visit to Israel.

[...]

[pictures from trip shown]

Of course you read the CX-3. C=3, X=24 which is six. 666 to the third degree. Demons can disguise themselves as angels of light, but the shadow of the higher plane casts light. The pointing of the index finger is the Masonic symbol for OK and the other the oath. Harper is singing the Beatles classic Hey Jude. In German Jude means Jew. The Bible has the book of Jude. Though we can write everything off as coincidence, the man at the table with his hand raised over the Canadian flag is replying with a masonic symbol as well.

Verse 6:

6 And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day.

Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Harper played the keyboard. It is a global world as far as investments are concerned. As the laws of physics imply, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. That economic dam has been breached. The boys from the bank cannot even grasp the reason. The monetary water has started to flow in an uncontrolled fashion. Will Israel buy Canadian dollars in return to stem the tide? Perhaps not. Take heart if you prepared a golden lifeboat. If it doesn't slow down, you'll have something left. We'll never really know how and when we'll sink. All we can do is keep our lifeboat ready. They laughed at Noah. They may laugh at you, but as my Dad always said he who laughs last laughs best.

George Freund, Conspiracy Cafe 14 Comments [3/3/2014 4:23:41 AM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: RodlenJack

Quote# 99716

What, exactly, is wrong with a white man peacefully protesting against white genocide alongside a Martin Luther King march? How can a statement of white ethnic solidarity be discriminatory against blacks? By that token, isnt an MLK march, by definition, discriminatory against whites? Isn't peaceful protest what MLK was all about?

If blacks were being blended out of the gene pool and denied any black homeland of their own, anywhwre in the world, you can be pretty sure that they would have something to say about it. Only the other night Obama said that he supports the Jewish state of Israel. Why are Jews entitled to an ethnocentric state of their own but whites are not? Does the US government think europeans are inferior to Jews?

Alamo Defender, EugeneWeekly.com 8 Comments [3/3/2014 4:07:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 14

Quote# 99546

[In this video] Rabbi Yosef Mizrahi says non-Orthodox Jews are supposed to suffer, Orthodox women who were murdered in the Holocaust honored God while non-Orthodox women murdered in the Holocaust did not, and claims that the Holocaust was "five years of punishment to many wicked people that Hashem [God] give [sic]." He also extols Yemen because its inhabitants, including the Jews, are "primitive" and claims no Yemenite Jew ever broke Shabbat until Yemenite Jews fled Yemen for modern Israel.

Rabbi Yosef Mizrahi, Failed Messiah 27 Comments [2/23/2014 6:05:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 99461

[All emphases his.]

For the purpose of this post, I'm going to assume two premises:

1. Jesus is God. When I say this, I mean that Jesus is 100% God (and 100% man). He is fully God. He is not 1/3 of God. He possesses in Himself all of the fullness of divinity.

2. The orthodox Christian doctrine of the Trinity is true. This means that God exists in three persons, which maintain separate identities, yet remain fully one. Don't ask me how that works, exactly. But we do know that when one Member of the Trinity acts, the other two act in concert. This is the pattern throughout Scripture: we are saved by the power of the Holy Spirit, because of the sacrifice of the Son, and to the glory of God the Father, who gave His only begotten Son (who in turn gave us His Holy Spirit).

Every Christian in the world is still with me (if you're not with me, you're by definition not a Christian). The trouble seems to come in when we actually apply the truths above. We have this idea that Jesus is very, very separate from the Father and the Holy Spirit, and it leads to all sorts of wrong conclusions.

But Jesus is God, and the Trinity means that all three members act in concert with one another. They have the same nature, the same sense of right and wrong, and they assist in and approve of all of each other's actions. Which means:

1. Jesus closed the Red Sea, killing Pharaoh's entire army.
2. Jesus flooded the world and killed everyone except Noah and his family.
3. Jesus ordered the Israelites to slaughter everyone in (certain parts of) Canaan.
4. Jesus killed Ananias and Sapphira for lying
5. Jesus sent bears to kill the youths who mocked Elisha

...and the list goes on. It's amazing what kinds of conclusions automatically follow from the premises that all Christians already accept.

In conclusion, please don't be a Marcionite. Be a Christian. Jesus is the same yesterday, today, and forever. We don't have to apologize for the "big, bad Old Testament God."

Jesus is the Old Testament God.

Tim Dukeman, Deeper than Sound-Bites 47 Comments [2/19/2014 4:20:02 AM]
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