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Quote# 103887

So you want proof there is a God?

I'll give you proof.

But you know what? It still won't change your mind.

How do I know? Because the Bible says this:

"And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead." - Luke 16:31

I know that it won't change your mind because Jesus told us through a parable about a rich man who went to hell, that even though God would raise someone from the dead, it would not be enough to convince someone otherwise to repent of their sins and trust in God! The bottom line of the parable was that if people do not listen to what the BIBLE has to say about God, about heaven, about hell; then it doesn't matter what else God does, because it won't avail to ANYTHING.

You can read the parable in Luke chapter 16, verses 19 through 31.

Take this food for thought. God was actually phyisically present by a pillar of cloud by day, and a pillar of fire by night with the children of Israel (the Jews) when they exited the land of Egypt. They literally heard his voice from heaven.

Yet, it still wasn't enough for them. God still called them children in whom is no faith (Deuteronomy 32:20).

"The LORD talked with you face to face in the mount out of the midst of the fire..." - Deuteronomy 5:4

God reappeared to the Jews over a thousand years later, and do you know what they did to him then? They crucified him!

He is coming again, and the world will make war with him.

Over and over we can see throughout history that the issue is not, "Is there a God?" The issue is, "When will man love God and obey his voice?"

Brian Price, Value of Truth 28 Comments [10/4/2014 4:31:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 103876

An Israeli psychic known for purportedly bending metal objects with his mind says Apple's bending iPhone 6 woes could be explained by "mental forces."

Uri Geller said during a visit to England there were "two possible reasons for the phenomenon" that has been dubbed "Bendgate" by unhappy iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus owners who discovered the phones bent after spending time in a user's pants pocket.

"Either the device is extremely thin so that it bends when even a weak force is implied on it -- which is hard to believe for Apple has been conducting many tests and experiments -- or the energy and excitement of the millions of consumers stirred up their mental forces causing the iPhone to bend," Geller told MarketWatch.

Uri Geller, UPI 36 Comments [10/3/2014 3:37:03 AM]
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Quote# 103872

Although Congress has become a largely ceremonial body by this point in time, if enough people start calling their reps about something, the ruling cabal will back off.

With that in mind, I just got off the phone with my DC rep’s offices and brought up the following points:

“I’m calling about ISIS… ISIL… IS… or whatever it is they’re being called today.

“1. I knew it was all staged from the get-go because of the “beheadings.” The very next day family members are smiling and laughing on TV - and wiping away non-existent tears. WTH?

“2. ISIS is using expensive American materiel and uniforms.

“3. Tens of thousands of “Islamic revolutionaries” just suddenly show up out of nowhere. No one saw them coming?

“It’s clear they’re very well funded.

“So, who’s funding them? Cui bono?

“CIA… MI5… Mossad…!

“ISIS being a false front group, is another “disaster,” — a la 911 — coming soon?

“Hegelian dialectic. Problem-reaction-solution. Israel the main beneficiary.

“Not just stupid, but obstinately stupid, not to see it.

“US troops are being sent overseas AGAIN!

“Spiraling out of control into more than a regional conflict.


Citzenfitz, Real Jew News 8 Comments [10/3/2014 3:35:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 103840

(Numerology and the Obama Antichrist Conspiracy - part one:)

Seeing how Stimbo gave me the go-ahead during the week to write about the attributes, clues of the AC- I will give that a shot.

We have been looking for a candidate for the AC for probably centuries, but especially since the re-establishment of Israel as a nation (an event without parallel in history and fulfillment of prophecy). Jesus cannot return until the Jews are a nation again.

Upon the election of the mystery man (only document released on him at that time was his grade school info- all else was sealed) in '08 in his home state, the next day lottery number was 666. The pic 4 number was 7779.
Numerical significance:
Triple 6: antichrist number
777: triple # of God's perfection
9: the number of judgment
The above was sign number one to me.
Subsequent to that was brought out that the date of O's claimed birthday is day number 216 in non-leap years, which is 6X6X6.
Candidate Obama hailed from representing Zip code, 60606.
I calculated the odds for the above to be 3.3 trillion to one for these odds to fall on a single person.
3.3 with the decimal point removed is 33.

33 million people were said to have watched his infomercial on my birthday. 33 is a notable high figure in the occult.
I believe it is because one third of God's angels rebelled in following Satan, thus the occult (his contraption) reflects his hallowed number of 33.

Mr. Obama had a replica of the Temple of Pergamon (spell?) described in the bible as the "Seat of Satan" made for his acceptance speech.
(The actual temple was moved from Turkey to Germany and is in a museum there.)
The stadium chosen for his acceptance has a white horse for it's mascot.
Mohamed is said to have ridden a white horse to heaven in a night trip there.
O was brought up a Muslim and, following Muslim practice of lying to enemies, has claimed to be a Christian.
He surely knows about the supposed trip to heaven and the horse.

There are many different titles for the AC, on of them is the "Assyrian"
Assyria was always an enemy to Israel.
Kenya, the birthplace of O was within the Assyrian empire at one time.

In the book of Daniel, it is said, the false Messiah would seek to CHANGE the laws and times.
Note that the platform of Mr. Obama was CHANGE.
Another title of that one is the "Lawless One" indicating a penchant for lawlessness.
Obama has stated how he doesn't need Congress.

I have noted a striking parallel to O and Jesus in their lives:
There was a controversy about the Messiah's place of birth -"No prophet comes out of Galilee", the Jews said while rejecting Jesus.

Jesus made a convoluted path before he was born and after.
Jesus was born in Bethlehem (fulfilling the prophecy- "But you Bethlehem Ephratha - out of you shall come unto Me, He that is to be ruler in Israel.... who shall be called, wonderful, councilor, the Mighty God")
Mary and Joe traveled to Egypt, returning after Herod died.

Obama made a similar treck within his mom and after he came forth.
The place of his birth in Kenya is kind of a national shrine.
Note that it was considered that Joe was the dad of Jesus, but he was not.
For O, Obama Sr. is thought to be his dad.
There is no possible way the stocky round face Sr. is the father of O.

He does look like Malcolm X, and is within a half inch of Malcolm's six foot three height.
I believe the reason O ended up in Chicago was, it was headquarters for the Black Muslims and the place where Malcolm was murdered. Malcolm stated the country would never be able to be overtaken externally but must be done from within.
O attended a Black Liberation (God damn America) "Church" until Rev. Wright became an anchor for him.

Back to the narration, in the life of Jesus, there was a gap in the bible until he was found in the Temple at a young age. In the revealed narrative of O, there is a similar gap until his grade school record and picture of him (registered as a Muslim) in Indonesia.

After that, there is a similar gap until Jesus is baptized by John and he began his public ministry (after defeating Satan in the wildreness).
The gap is also found in the experience of O, until he was baptized into politics in the home of a communist.

Note the name of John.
He was an announcer for the Messiah- an "Elijah".
At the beginning of Jesus' coming forth publicly, John asked 'Are you the One?.
At the beginning of O's candidacy Oprah Winfrey stated, "He is the One"
Oprah (new age spokesperson) was an announcer for O.

To be continued......

professor, AtheistForums.org 24 Comments [10/2/2014 2:55:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Stimbo

Quote# 103841

(Numerology and the Obama Antichrist Conspiracy - part two:)

Obama is on video joking how he was born in Hawaii and giving a large wink simultaneously with his words.
It was a signal for a thing not true.

Back to original question on O:.
The name of the horse Mohammed suposedly rode to heaven was named Barack.

In a play on the word- barack, and can be spelled barak in Hebrew means "blessed".
So when Jesus said "You shall not see me again until you say blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord"- this statement is a double prophecy.
First comes the false messiah -Barack who shall (future at this point) come to the Jews, then afterward, Jesus will come to the Jews- the real Messiah.
Jesus said,"I saw satan as lightening from heaven". In Hebrew, this would be: I saw satan as barack O (connecting element) bamah (heights or high place).

Rambling- I was considering about Galilee (the town Jesus was from) which is a large lake in Israel.
Then I thought about Chicago, also built on a large lake.
Jesus and Barack both lived against a large lake when the began their public ministry.

In Farsi, obama means, "He with us".
Contrast that with the prophecy about Jesus being called- Emanuel- "God with us".

Jesus was an expert in Jewish Law. He is now called our "Advocate" advocate means "Lawyer".
Obama supposedly was trained in Constitutional Law (no record of this is released- he supposedly held a law degree which is revoked).

Jesus did not have a birth certificate.

to be continued.......

professor, AtheistForums.org 16 Comments [10/2/2014 2:54:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Stimbo

Quote# 103836

It's a tragedy for any self-respecting father to see their daughters 'marry' a Pleistocene throwback, even if they are Jewish. Still, I can't help but feel flooding Israel with Africans would be poetic. Afterall, Jews have been kicked out of 109 nations in the past two thousand years, can we really be sure, after we die, that they won't try again? Serious measures need to be taken to make sure the white race is NEVER besieged in its own nations again, especially from subversive Jews and white elitist traitors.

In order to destroy us, the Jew must subvert us. No race can destroy us through conventional means because our race are the masters of war. We would do well to remember this.

TSFH14, Stormfront.com 5 Comments [10/2/2014 2:52:42 AM]
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Submitted By: HEIL SATAN

Quote# 103335

2 Popes are desperately praying for the expulsion of the Russian navy from Crimea. This will remove the last obstacle to the disunification of Italy and the restoration of the Papal States.

2 Popes are desperately "praying" for the expulsion of the Russian navy from the Crimea.

They are not relying solely on "hail Marys" to accomplish their objectives, but are backed up by the awesome firepower of NATO, the Pentagon, and the CONfederacy!!

Pope Benedict XVI became Pope in 2005–the very same year that Angela Merkel Hitler became chancellor of Germany. Pope "Freedom" became Pope on March 13, 2013.

General Sir Peter Wall is head of the British Army and he is also head of the Pentagon and NATO.

Pentagon chief general Dempsey reports directly to him.

Are you looking down here general Jackson???

Russia should draw a line in the sand over Crimea . . . and at the first sign of aggression by NATO . . . drop an "Orthodox" atomic bomb on Vatican City State . . . and send them all to St. Peter.

The Exodus is a marvelous type of Armageddon and the end of the world. When the Egyptians were pursuing the children of Israel at the Red Sea, JEHOVAH sent his MECHANIC-ANGELS to pull off the wheels of their chariots–in order to slow them down:

And it came to pass, that in the morning watch that JEHOVAH looked unto the host of the Egyptians through the pillar of fire and of the cloud, and troubled the host of the Egyptians, and took off their chariot wheels, that they drove them heavily: so that the Egyptians said, "let us flee from the face of Israel; for JEHOVAH fighteth for them against the Egyptians" (Exodus:14:24-25).

In these last days . . . we cannot stop the Vatican's mad attempt to expel Russia from the Mediterranean and restore the Papal States . . . but we can slow her down.. . . so all true Christians should become MECHANICS for CHRIST!

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 8 Comments [9/30/2014 2:53:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 103760

Passengers aboard an El Al flight from New York's JKF airport to Israel claim that hundreds of ultra-Orthodox passengers demanded that they trade places with them before takeoff, saying they cannot sit next to women.

"It was an 11-hour long nightmare," one of the passengers summed up her experience.

Wednesday morning, the eve of Rosh Hashanah, thousands of Israeli and Jewish passengers landed in Israel, including scores of ultra-Orthodox Jews who decided to celebrate the Jewish New Year in the Holy Land.

However, things didn't go so smoothly on one El Al flight carrying a large group of haredim, as well as secular Jews, that departed from New York's JFK and landed in Israel at 5 am Wednesday.

According to the passengers who were on the plane, their fellow ultra-Orthodox travelers refused to sit next to women prior to the takeoff, which not only delayed the flight, but caused actual chaos to ensue on the plane.

"People stood in the aisles and refused to go forward," said Amit Ben-Natan, a passenger who was on board the plane.

"Although everyone had tickets with seat numbers that they purchased in advance, they asked us to trade seats with them, and even offered to pay money, since they cannot sit next to a woman. It was obvious that the plane won't take off as long as they keep standing in the aisles."

Passengers claimed that though the El Al flight crew informed them they do not have to agree to a switch, the flight's captain said over the PA system that the flight would not take off as long as people were standing.

"This is completely inconsiderate of the non-haredi travelers. I don't know many airlines that would allow their passengers to act like that," said Bar Natan.

Galit, another traveler on the flight, said the ultra-orthodox passengers suggested she and her spouse split up to better accommodate their desired seating arrangements: "Why should I agree to switch places?" she said with anger.

After she refused, the haredi man seated next to her conceded, but it was only temporary: "I ended up sitting next to a haredi man who jumped out of his seat the moment we had finished taking off and proceeded to stand in the isle."

It seems that after takeoff a large portion of the haredi travelers took to the isles to pray which, according to their fellow travelers, crowded the isles and caused the flight to be unbearable.

"I went to the bathroom and it was a mission impossible, the noise was endless," Galit said.

In response, El Al promised to look into the issue, saying "El Al does everything it can to give its passengers the best possible service year-round. These days bring with them a peak in air traffic to Israel, and our crews on the ground and in the air are doing the best they can to address the needs and requests of all our travelers while trying not to fall behind schedule.

"The company will examine the complaints and if some passengers are found to have acted out of line the company will examine its future steps."

Ultra-Orthodox Jews, Ynet News 38 Comments [9/28/2014 7:20:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Naturalistic Worldview

Quote# 103759

Did King Saul of ancient Israel set up the present Islamic State crisis by not eliminating the Amalekites as God directed?

TerryH, Conservapedia 37 Comments [9/28/2014 7:19:55 AM]
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Quote# 103756

"12 Then spake Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.
13 And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day." - Joshua 10:12-13

Here we read in the book of Joshua about God hearkening, or, listening to the voice of a man. Essentially, Joshua prayed to God and requested that the sun stand still and he also spoke to the sun and moon. There are two possibilities about how this event occurred. Number 1, regardless if the earth revolves around the sun or not, we can all agree that it certainly appears to the naked eye that the sun does indeed rise in the east, and sets in the west. In other words, the chronicler was simply recording what happened that day as they understood it from the human perspective, that is, that the sun did indeed stand still. Number 2, the other possibility is that the earth is not moveable and that the sun instead revolves around the earth. This is what philosophers and scientists refer to as the Geocentric Theory. Which means that when the sun stood still, it literally stood still in space.

There are 2 theories in regards to the revolution of the earth around the sun. That is the Heliocentric Theory in which the earth revolves around the sun, and the Geocentric Theory in which the sun revolves around the earth. Both theories are unproven and provide equally legitimate explanations. The current theory that is taught more widely today is the Heliocentric Theory. If we take this viewpoint, we can agree that it would appear that, yes, the sun indeed stood still as the Bible records. In fact, some speculate that the very reason why we have a "leap year" is due in part to this very event in which God commanded the sun to stand still "about a whole day." Every 4 years, we add a "whole day" to our calendars in the month of February. Jesus said, "Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done. And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." - Matthew 21:21-22

Brian Price, Value of Truth 22 Comments [9/28/2014 7:15:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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