and the theory of relativity......that all things are relative...thats false!
people that believe that all things are relative are really confused...
this computer isnt really in front of me...its my mind thinking it is...its all relative...yes is yes...and yes is no....
relativity contradicts!
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Myspace is already gearing up to meet this month's quota of fundie quotes, I see.
Grr. READ A FUCKING PHYSICS BOOK. Then tell us why the theory of relativity is false. A few semesters of calculus wouldn't hurt, either. I would suggest a course on logic as well, just on the side, but I wouldn't want to overwhelm you.
Wow. Starting April Fool's Day off with some very appropriate representatives, I see.
"Most Edjumacated Fundie" Award nomination is in the bag, I think, but it's way too early to speculate on a winner. But remember, it's still an honor (?) just to be nominated.
~David D.G.
I said it before, and I'll say it again (sigh...):
If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up.
If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up.
[continue until fundie gets a clue]
I propose a motion to make Humble Servant immortal! As long as HS says stuff like this, Einstein's body will create a perpetual motion machine! Ironic, isn't it?
Most Edjumacated award whatever-we're-up-to-thed. (Fourthed, I think.) Still, we shouldn't hand out awards this early.
TDR, he already summed it up perfectly:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
"And 1+1=3, right?"
Silly human, 1+1= whatever Gawd wants it to that particular moment. So, 1+1 isn't really 2, and everything is arbitrary to God's will. It looks to me like anyone believing in God should not be having the problems with "relativity" that HS is having. After all, "This computer isn't really in front of me" if God says it isn't. Yes is no if God says so. I need to wear a rag on my head or shove hot coals up my ass if God says so.... It's all relative to how God's feeling this particular day, so don't piss HIM off by being too stupid to live! Or, you might take a moment to reflect on what really is impossible.
Edjumacated, or progammagramed?
See - this is what happens when you fundies start to try and think!
Thinking is anathema for fundies! Thats why you fail so badly at it!
You are now stuck at fundie - you can never escape!
Common misconception, but Einstein never said everything is relative.
Many things are, but far from all.
Theory of Relativity (Fundtard Version):
If your uncle was a woman he'd be your aunt.
If your aunt was a man, she'd be your uncle.
don't try to understand relativity, you clearly don't even understand grammar, learn grammar first, then maybe you will be ready to understand the theory of relativity.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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