I think my mother in law might be Nephillim. She's 6 feet tall and really mean...
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@Ice
So... you're an offspring of a Nephilim.
Read that again:
"I think my mother in law might be Nephillim. She's 6 feet tall and really mean..."
:)
Let's do some math. I'm aboutr 182 centimeters, there are 2.54 centimeters in an inch and 12 inch in a feet. So 182/2.54/12= 5.97 feet. Well, I do some work outs so I might just be a giant! Fear me for I eat little guys who climb giant bean stalks!
In the Buybull, the Nephilim were all men . Unless, of course, Candi is willing to admit that some of the "heavenly beings" who saw that "these young women were beautiful" (Gen 6:2) were Nephilim lesbians. Hmm?
Dante's V... Sorry to quibble hon, but the 'Sons of God' that came down and slept with all the hot chicks were the Elohim, their offspring was the Nephilim.Genesis 6:4.
(oh and today's transliteral comes from Genesis 6:2)
http://www.studylight.org/desk/view.cgi?number=03947 - Isn't fundy wooing something!
My stepdad is 6 foot one and really mean, but he's corn-fed, bible bred Norsky.
Julian,
OK, cushioned side of the paddle it is DV...
Julian,
roadrunner - you're the first person in this entire thread to mention 'Jehovah'. God has a lot of names, 'Jealous' was one of them you failed to mention too.
I was just mentioning Jehovah as a reference, I wasn't saying anyone said it.
Duuuuude!
I know what myth means:
It might be fundiness-inspired, but I'm reasonably sure that this comment is just a mildly insulting joke comment about the poster's mother-in-law, not a truly fundie comment. If she were serious, surely she would never have married her Nephilim-derived husband.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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