[initially the fundie wrote:]
Go to Boston and go to a church call Church of Christ, scientist they do miracles and is where science Christians that is around!!!
[When asked to clarify what he meant, he responded:]
Oh what im saying is that sometime thinks heal in times it not always come just in 30 sec like you be seeing tv they do happen somtimes for that quik!!
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WTF is this fundie talking about .I lost my fundie translation book..
OK, dipshit, the church is "The Church of Christ, Scientist."
Oh what im saying is that sometime thinks heal in times it not always come just in 30 sec
Best Translation:
Crosis -- In one of my many small businesses (building and repairing pipe organs) I have dealt wuth many Christian Scientists. Nutjobs, for sure, but very nice nutjobs who do not evangelize nor advocate for political positions or candidates. They do not think medicine evil, just unnecessary.
David D.G. > John: As NotMe pointed out, this poster was born and apparently raised in the U.S. -- in Connecticut, no less. So he gets no slack for English not being a first language.
TRANSLATION: "I'm an undereducated victim of America's failing school system, but that's ok, I gets all my book-learnin' from duh bible! Yay! My mother dropped me on my head everyday for the first two years of my life! Now I'm happy all of the time! More applesauce!"
Go to School place and go to a course call English 101, teacher they do learning you stuff and is where language, Clever People that is around!!!
Going yesterday is a church of certainty. Naturally, all ends come home to rest during the sixth month of the friendly year of Amos. Whenever dirty people gather for worship and merriment during drinking and happiness, Satan's spawn are always working 'round the scenes of glory. I'm a song from the sixties.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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